Maybe the real Iran was the friends we made along the way

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Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 67 pts · 179d (5 replies)

Tbh, as a central european i am very much concerned about the amount of americans putting iran in central europe lol

VonReposti@feddit.dk · 22 pts · 179d (1 reply)

As a Scandinavian: Phew.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 179d

All of those dots on Greenland explains what 's going on right now

Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 179d

Better invade all these places to be safe

dsilverz@calckey.world · 1 pts · 179d

@Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus @StopTech@lemmy.today

As a Brazilian, I wasn't aware of how many cities and towns named "Iran" we had, especially throughout the state of Amazonas (guess what is located in Amazonas that USA wants to snatch so badly?). Gonna visit Iran someday, but it seems like a long travel. At least the most geographically close Iran from where I live would be "Irã, Paraná". 😅

spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 179d

Guess where we dropping booyyyss 🤠

Yeeeehhhaaawww!

cosmictrickster@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 179d (11 replies)

Another map without New Zealand!

StopTech@lemmy.today · 32 pts · 179d (7 replies)

But does it have Old Zealand?

cosmictrickster@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 179d (6 replies)

Technically, yes. Province in Netherlands, actual name Zeeland.

StopTech@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 179d

TIL

YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 179d (2 replies)

Looks like the sequel became a much bigger hit.

cosmictrickster@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 179d

Not according to some mapmakers apparently. 😢

Hapankaali@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 179d

New Zealand certainly has the nicer mountains.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 178d

wait hold up i now have to have a head to head competition of who has the better cheese

nothing is more important

Rekorse@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 178d

I thought Zeeland was part of Denmark.

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d

New Zealand doesn't exist. Birds and giraffes either.

WesternInfidels@feddit.online · 1 pts · 179d (1 reply)

Isn't this one just cropped?

rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social · 1 pts · 179d

They often are

BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 179d (5 replies)

I need to know the source of this because this has to be fake or trolls because all of those in the western hemisphere or in the ocean are just silly and can't be for real

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 179d (3 replies)

those in the western hemisphere or in the ocean are just silly

Correct

and can't be for real

Likely incorrect. You'd be shocked at how profoundly stupid and/or misinformed some people are in a country that routinely robs its public education system to pay churches and private corporations..

copd@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 179d (1 reply)

Do you honestly think those data points in the Atlantic are genuine and not trolling?

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 178d

Yes

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d

if it was a fox news poll i'd pick 1600 pennsylvania avenue in DC specifically.

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 178d

This is someone just hitting an iPad leaving a grocery store to move on with their life

NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 179d (2 replies)

Thought process:

"Iran? Like a marathon? That could be anywhere"

WesternInfidels@feddit.online · 13 pts · 179d

🎵 And Iran, Iran so far away-ay-ay 🎵

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d

marathon is in greece. i'm pretty sweaty. shower's over there. must be in america

protist@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 179d (4 replies)

Looks like they got Iraan, TX correct

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 179d (3 replies)

Now that‘s an explanation! They never heard of Iran as a country and thought it was a random-ass city. And since they didn’t know where it was, they guessed the center of the US!

protist@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 179d (2 replies)

Iraan, TX is a real place, though it's pronounced "Ira-Ann."

Iraan is the second largest town in the second largest county in the second largest state in the United States, which is the second largest country in North America.

"We're Number 2!"

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 178d (1 reply)

every place is known for something. what does ira-ann make? like, big ball of twine? bacon factory? help me out. wastewater treatment? they are number two.

protist@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 178d

Oil

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 179d (5 replies)

This has to be a joke right? Some dots are in the ocean

axexrx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 179d

Buster: ovbiously, the blue part here is land.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 179d (1 reply)

I'd love to think that, but this is America, where basic geography might as well be Egyptian hieroglyphics to most people.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d

10th grade history we didn't do history, we did maps and had to memorize all the countries. if we sang the song (without mumbling) we got bonus points.

Loreshield@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 178d

Maybe they're thinking the current Iranian state succeeded Atlantis and they're placing the latter in the Atlantic instead of the Mediterranean, as Dr. Jones correctly did after reading the Hermocrates? ¯\(°_o)/¯

Venat0r@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 178d

maybe they think it's a small island?

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 179d

Are these schoolchildren? Adults? People in retirement homes? All ages?

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 179d (2 replies)

That one person who has it in for Arizona.

ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 179d (1 reply)

Honestly, Iran sounds more pleasant.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d

hey, i know a couple really nice greek restaurants (and by extension, families) in phoenix. they just made some really big mistakes by moving to phoenix.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 179d

Surety these are trolls, especially the ones putting it in the ocean…

Deestan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 179d

No, Jeremy. This is the chart that Ann sneezed on with a mouthful of cheerios.

The actual distribution plot is still in the printer. Go get it.

Una@europe.pub · 5 pts · 179d

I think Iran is its own planet somewhere in andromeda galaxy.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 179d

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 178d

The points chosen so far off from Iran just prove the point in a perverse way. The people are stupid, uneducated, or just willfully being assholes by choosing the wrong places. Just go ahead and lump them together. One set is damaging because of ignorance, the rest due to malice. Pretty much sums up trump and his followers.

CannonFodder@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 179d

Quite a few up in Greenland. Maybe this explains Trump's confusion about that.

jbellows@piefed.social · 3 pts · 178d

That there is (n+1) people who in identifying a desert, Farsi speaking, country chose the ORKNEY ISLANDS...smh

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 179d (1 reply)

Most of them were fairly close.

porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 179d

Many of them were fairly close, but with 23% in the borders I wouldn't judge that most were, if I look where I think half the dots are it's starting to get quite far into Europe, Africa, India or China. Which imo should all be fairly easy to rule out, but shrug

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 179d

How many data points you think that is something like 5,177? HAY chatGPT HOW MANY NUKES DOSE AMERICA HAVE?

...

What a wonderful coincidence.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 2 pts · 179d (1 reply)

Americans are extremely dumb so this does not surprise me at all.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 178d

hey! we may be americans, and we may be extreme, but, uh, what was the third thing you said?

Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 179d (2 replies)

I wonder if this is because they often use an America centered map

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 179d (1 reply)

Or because people don't take it seriously, such as the ones who selected the ocean.

Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 179d

Nah, they just thought the white was the landmass

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 179d

In fairless they may of just answered wrong

alienghic@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 171d

I tested my US middle school student who, when forced to pick a country on this wikipedia blank world map, https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cf/A_large_blank_world_map_with_oceans_marked_in_blue.PNG picked Ireland.

I did get it right, though uh thank you to reporting from ukraine for your news tied to map animations.