save water.

Or run the peenus directly to the sink.

I've actually seen those (or rather some quite similar to them) in the wild a few times. They're not very convenient to use (because the seat is in the way) even though you can't help but think they're a great idea each time you use them.

You have to straddle the toilet backwards to use it pressing your member against the back of the toilet and sit down after peeing. 4/5 Stars.

Public men's restrooms make me not want to shake hands with anyone. The number of men who walk out straight past the sinks without stopping is alarming and disgusting.

Some men don't even wipe their ass. 🤷‍♂️

From what I've seen in my 30 years of life 90% of men don't wash their hands

I was at a major concert the other day waiting in line for the bathroom. So many men just strolled out of there without even looking at the sink.

I'm borderline obsessive about it personally. Like after bathroom, right before eating, and right after some gardening. And it is fucking disgusting how many dudes I witness in public restrooms walk straight out. I used to call them out, but it's not worth the hassle anymore.

But from a purely subjective pov, never touch another dude's hands because odds are they haven't washed them in days.

I am a janitor for a college and you'd be appalled at how rarely I have to fill the soap dispensers in both the men's and the women's restrooms, there's a lot of folks who just don't wash their hands in general

American Exceptionalism

If anyone is curious it came about because of back problems. Frakes has back issues and it was easier and less painful to do it that way, it got turned in to a character trait.

How awkward are they to use?

I mean, yall go in with there with pants and leave with pants, right? Wash your hands and wipe them on your pants. Still cleaner than the alternative.

My dude, bandanas exist. Clean hands on your own bandana is as good as it gets.

Find what they call trainman, signalman or similar ones. They're bigger, tend to be easy to find in thicker fabric, and can do other jobs as well.

As you roll up to the sink, pull the bandana out, drape it around your neck. Wash, shake a little, grab the bandana and dry off.

It'll go right back in your pocket and not cause any problems very slightly damp. If need be, leave it hanging loosely around the neck or out of the pocket so it'll dry.

If anything, your hands are dirtier than your junk. Your junk sits behind clothing. Your hands are out touching things all the time.

Wash your hands before touching your dick. 😌

But also: If you touch anything to flush the toilet, you should wash 'em again after.

Imagine going to shake hands with someone and they drag their hand through their moist armpit first. Would you want to shake that hand?

No?

Then why would you want to shake their hand if it’s been in their sweaty junk pile? Backspatter of piss aside.

I mean, it's less cleanup for you if you do it in your neighbor's sink.

Kitchen. You save water by washing your dishes as you pee