would you?!

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32 Comments

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Tub shark! Tub shark! Killin on the moon due to a legal loophole! TUB SHARK!!!

TheGingerNut@piefed.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1d (4 replies)

Presses button. Teleports to the moon. "Whelp, that tracks I guess". Dies of asphyxiation.

Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1d (2 replies)

.. by choking on a shark

Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Fun fact: Male sharks have two penises.

Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1d

Took me a second

snoons@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 1d

I'd be fine. My ideal body is an interstellar spaceship with at least one toaster oven.

Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Girl I'm not even trans and even I would

Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1d (1 reply)
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Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1d

If I'm trans, you're gonna have to wait a hell of a lot longer than 1 year, cause I'm very comfortable with my gender

Smaile@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1d

(Me thinking about gains)

(clocks what sub I'm oh)

Oh lul

yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Does that include Blahaj?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

killed by blahaj

yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 6h

Death by

::: spoiler Spoiler cuddle :::

Bryllyg@quokk.au · 9 pts · 1d

I got distracted and pressed my belly button o.o

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 9 pts · 1d (4 replies)

Uh... let's say you pressed the button... more than once. Does the probability raise by 0.01% for each press? And if so, does it cap at 100% or...

Asking for a friend, of course.

chewables@piefed.social · 18 pts · 1d (2 replies)

where would you even store all those bodies

HuePony@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Eat them of course. Don't you know that meat cost much

Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1d

True, you are what you eat.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1d

It'd have a natural cooldown as once you get your ideal body you won't need to press it again unless your ideal body changes. In that case, it would raise 0.01% for each press. If it goes over 100% there is a chance for another shark to attack at the same time

Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1d (1 reply)

Blahaj!

guenivere@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1d

buttonbuttonbuttonPRESSSSSSS

unidentifiedfelineobject@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1d

if that's how I'm meant to die, so be it

TheOtterInside@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1d

Heck yeah I press HARD

TeaWithDani@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d

Hey! Nothing happened? .... Oh :)

LordKitsuna@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 22h (1 reply)

Does the button magically know what my ideal body would be? Like what if I don't know what I would want from an ideal body? Or what if what I think would be an ideal body turns out to be incorrect once I have it? Does the button know these things or is it relying on me knowing?

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23h (1 reply)

"On the moon" as in the moon moon, or as in moonshine? I will press either way, just curious.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 20h

On the actual moon

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1d

I get to be made of plasteel and lobotized. Death does not scare me anymore.

renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 1d

Your finger misses the button. (Critical failure)

wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1d

I dont think i would alteast not right neaw