It'd have a natural cooldown as once you get your ideal body you won't need to press it again unless your ideal body changes. In that case, it would raise 0.01% for each press. If it goes over 100% there is a chance for another shark to attack at the same time
Does the button magically know what my ideal body would be? Like what if I don't know what I would want from an ideal body? Or what if what I think would be an ideal body turns out to be incorrect once I have it? Does the button know these things or is it relying on me knowing?
32 Comments
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1d
Tub shark! Tub shark! Killin on the moon due to a legal loophole! TUB SHARK!!!
binarytobis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
Glass shark!
TheGingerNut@piefed.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1d
Presses button. Teleports to the moon. "Whelp, that tracks I guess". Dies of asphyxiation.
Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1d
.. by choking on a shark
Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1d
Fun fact: Male sharks have two penises.
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1d
Took me a second
snoons@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 1d
I'd be fine. My ideal body is an interstellar spaceship with at least one toaster oven.
Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1d
Girl I'm not even trans and even I would
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 14 pts · 1d
Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1d
If I'm trans, you're gonna have to wait a hell of a lot longer than 1 year, cause I'm very comfortable with my gender
Smaile@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1d
(Me thinking about gains)
(clocks what sub I'm oh)
Oh lul
yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1d
Does that include Blahaj?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1d
killed by blahaj
yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 6h
Death by
::: spoiler Spoiler cuddle :::
Bryllyg@quokk.au · 9 pts · 1d
I got distracted and pressed my belly button o.o
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 9 pts · 1d
Uh... let's say you pressed the button... more than once. Does the probability raise by 0.01% for each press? And if so, does it cap at 100% or...
Asking for a friend, of course.
chewables@piefed.social · 18 pts · 1d
where would you even store all those bodies
HuePony@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1d
Eat them of course. Don't you know that meat cost much
Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1d
True, you are what you eat.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1d
It'd have a natural cooldown as once you get your ideal body you won't need to press it again unless your ideal body changes. In that case, it would raise 0.01% for each press. If it goes over 100% there is a chance for another shark to attack at the same time
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1d
Blahaj!
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1d
guenivere@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1d
buttonbuttonbuttonPRESSSSSSS
unidentifiedfelineobject@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1d
if that's how I'm meant to die, so be it
TheOtterInside@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1d
Heck yeah I press HARD
TeaWithDani@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d
Hey! Nothing happened? .... Oh :)
LordKitsuna@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 22h
Does the button magically know what my ideal body would be? Like what if I don't know what I would want from an ideal body? Or what if what I think would be an ideal body turns out to be incorrect once I have it? Does the button know these things or is it relying on me knowing?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 20h
:3
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 23h
"On the moon" as in the moon moon, or as in moonshine? I will press either way, just curious.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 20h
On the actual moon
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1d
I get to be made of plasteel and lobotized. Death does not scare me anymore.
renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 1d
Your finger misses the button. (Critical failure)
wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1d
I dont think i would alteast not right neaw