They should renamed highly contaminated lake Okeechobee to lake trump. They gotta pump fresh water in to help dilute so the flora and fauna have a chance of surviving. Its in Florida and it removes mention of the indigenous. Win win for MAGA.
Not to give him ideas but next he'll want the Lincoln monument modified so he's sitting next to Abe - naturally, at least a foot taller. And giant golden spray painted letters spelling TRUMP.
Well he is the one who took one to the head and survived.
Good thing there's no prophecies about a megolmomaniac leader who engage in rampart corruption, mislead the religous, and survive an attempted assassination with a head injury while leading the world into an apocalypse.
I keep imagining the scene in Robin Hood Men in Tights where Sir Patrick Stewart says "henceforth all the toilets in this kingdom shall be known as .. TRUMPS"
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deadmyk@lemmy.zip · 62 pts · 2d
tackling those important issues. like war, inflation, and naming everything after orange messiah. /s
adespoton@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2d
Not everything; bodies of water get named America.
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2d
They should renamed highly contaminated lake Okeechobee to lake trump. They gotta pump fresh water in to help dilute so the flora and fauna have a chance of surviving. Its in Florida and it removes mention of the indigenous. Win win for MAGA.
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 50 pts · 2d
What is with him and attaching himself to presidents that took bullets to the head like some sort of ghoul
tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 2d
You’d hope it’s foreshadowing.
fonix232@fedia.io · 16 pts · 2d
Not to give him ideas but next he'll want the Lincoln monument modified so he's sitting next to Abe - naturally, at least a foot taller. And giant golden spray painted letters spelling TRUMP.
50MYT@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2d
The first thing he actually looked into was Rushmore.
Was immediately told GTFO because there was no room, and any modifications would crumble the rest.
Nouvellalia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d
Which is a shame. trump crumbling that mushroom stamp of a "monument" would be a very fitting end to its existence.
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 5 pts · 2d
Probably sprinkle in some of those grateful slave statues they love so much, and maybe Robert E. Lee in there
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 9 pts · 2d
It’s because he’s a fucking parasite
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d
Well he is the one who took one to the head and survived.
Good thing there's no prophecies about a megolmomaniac leader who engage in rampart corruption, mislead the religous, and survive an attempted assassination with a head injury while leading the world into an apocalypse.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2d
Right? I don't understand why he would want that. It's just a distraction for all of the other shit he's doing, but still.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2d
He's thinking "I got shot in the head too, I got shot in my ear!"
History was made within an inch.
wuffah@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2d
N A R C I S S I S T
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 22 pts · 2d
Only thing I want to see Trump's name on is a headstone.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 2d
I’m looking forward to the Donald J Trump and Abraham Lincoln Memorial
DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 2d
I'm looking forward to the djtrump headstone.
CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2d
You mean a piss stone?
lividweasel@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2d
brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2d
I keep imagining the scene in Robin Hood Men in Tights where Sir Patrick Stewart says "henceforth all the toilets in this kingdom shall be known as .. TRUMPS"
dltk@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2d
You know, if he's willing to take a bullet for it I say give him the Kennedy center.
Blibly@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2d
But that belongs to President Ford!....wait..
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d
He should go there and take in a performance of "Our American Cousin".
savvie@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2d
Tiny Dee Theater?? sheesh!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2d
Pitiful. Disgusting.
orenj@leminal.space · 1 pts · 2d
This homunculus needs a fucking swirlie, among other things