Okay which one of you are lying

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jungle@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 2y (29 replies)

There's several different types of miles: nautical, statute, scandinavian, irish, etc. Which makes using the imperial system all the more stupid.

lugal@lemmy.ml · -11 pts · 2y (28 replies)

True but there are also many different types of meters: kilometers, centimeters, millimeters, thermometers, barometers, ... face it: the metric system isn't better

Sentrovasi@kbin.social · 36 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It sounds like you're being sarcastic but you're getting all these serious replies.

lugal@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y

Tbf most commenters got the joke, even if the upvote/downvote ratio doesn't show it

pacology@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (5 replies)

You are right. But the metric system is intuitive. 12 millimeters = 1 centimeter, 3 centimeter = 1 meter, 100 meter is a football pitch, and 1760 meters are a kilometer (I had to google this one because I never know. The designers really missed out at using 1776 meters in a kilometer).

/s

Maslo@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Noone remembers how many yards are in a mile, you're supposed to just remember it's 5 tomatos long.

NightAuthor@lemmy.world · -13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Talk shit about imperial all you want, just remember that the British made it. US was just too busy building a damn country to change units when the new one was adopted by the British and their imperial states.

dai@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

NightAuthor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

lol, why people downvote me but upvote you.

dai@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Idk, internet things.

adj16@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is a good and funny comment. Sorry the people voting are too thick to get it

ICastFist@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y

With how some 'muricans are, that's a clear cut case of Poe's Law

lobut@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y

Meter? I hardly know her!

owsei@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (8 replies)

kilo is a common prefix meaning *1000

milli is /1000

and you can use them for several units

it's not like we use "irish" to mean *1.27

lugal@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Irish Coffee exactly 1.27 coffees?

Dave@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 2y

When I make an Irish coffee, that's definetly not what makes it Irish. Though by coincidence it does end up 1.27 times the size of a regular one, on account of the additives.

Tanoh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

No, "irish coffee" is coffee with alcohol in it. At least where I am from.

Moonguide@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well, yeah. In Ireland it's just coffee.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

Would "irish beer" be beer with a small serving of coffee on top?

owsei@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

it may be

but the usability is about being common

if everyone (or almost everyone) used it, it would be useful

tho, I still like metric better because it matches our base

but if ppl around you use irish to mean *1.27, go for it

UQuark@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Irish always means at least 27% better.

hitmyspot@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y

Especially for currency conversion.

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

No. A metre is always a metre. The prefixes are standardizex.

lugal@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Still: the difference between a kilometer and a centimeter is much bigger than the difference between a nautical mile and an Irish mile. And not even all meters are standardized. Thermometers and barometers vary hugely in size

discostjohn@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I tried using my thermometer to measure my height and it turns out I'm like 20 meters tall

lugal@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Congrats! That makes you taller than my uncle

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ah, you must live in the US. Because in the rest of the English speaking world, a metre is a unit of length, and a meter is a measuring device. Note the difference in spelling. ;)

Not that it makes a tonne of difference.

lugal@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

Jokes on you: I live outside the English speaking world. Checkmate atheist

GregorTacTac@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maybe add a /s

lugal@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

I see your point but my ratio is much better than it was before. I guess some people are able to read my comments 2 level lower (like this one)

notamechanic321@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Was this made by Fujitsu systems?

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

It depends. Are you measuring from the marbles or from the winking eye?