c/196 · by frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world · 2yShoe Penis rule. 444 points · 59 comments · view on lemmy.world
59 Comments
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 2y
Fuck yeah, I fucken love Megapiss
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 2y
Fuck yeah, I fucken love pegging
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
hi
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y
👉👈
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Sorry, no. I don't see cheese on the list
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
The cheese is currently...hidden.
TheFool@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 2y
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Junkhead@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y
with songs like “piss sells… but whos buyin?”
Seraph@fedia.io · 78 pts · 2y
The more I think about "eggy wets" the less I want to know
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 2y
I can't tell if "The Eggy Wets" are a hardcore band or british invasion
sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
I'm thinking oi.
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
Hah, good compromise 😁
Seraph@fedia.io · 7 pts · 2y
...or vaginal secretions
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
All of the above: vaginal secretions in reaction to a hardcore British invasion band.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y
"I want to get your eggy wet"
pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
20 years later I'll start up a tribute band called "The Eggo Wets"and write songs about frozen toaster waffles.
scrion@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
I looked at eggy wets and it immediately stood out. It's the only real band name deserving amy attention.
KillerTofu@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Amy has shit taste in music anyway.
macrocarpa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It gives an insight as to the nature, location and odor of many gigs
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y
Who's Brian? What kind of disease does he have?
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Dyslexia
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Brian's disease. Sorta like Lou Gehrig it's kinda freaky he ended up with it.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Brian IS the disease.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
Prion disease.
polonius-rex@kbin.run · 48 pts · 2y
ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage: TOILET DAD
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 2y
How did you come up with your band name?
Well, my Dad was using the toilet...
underwire212@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
As if Bathroom Dad wasn’t enough
manucode@infosec.pub · 38 pts · 2y
The Diet of Worms isn't bad, but I prefer the Erfurt Latrine Disaster among cursed events in medieval German politics.
Andonyx@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I think it's important that you know that another human being on Lemmy got both sides of your joke. You earned my upvote.
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
That's exactly what a bot would say!
Late2TheParty@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
shit/shit/shit 100%!
modifier@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Already taken. It's what I call my Hot Hot Heat! Cover band.
I quite like Brian Disease though, but I haven't to imagine it is also taken.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
I came to say this. That or Horse Funeral.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 28 pts · 2y
I like Brian Disease.
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 2y
Some ain’t so bad
xintrik@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 2y
Brian Disease seems like a winner
the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
They'd have to put up with the Pink Floyd/Jethro Tull syndrome of people thinking Brian Disease is the name of the lead singer.
e: This guy gets it.
tacosplease@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Damn guess I'm the one who liked Diet of Worms
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y
Diet of Worms is clearly the best choice.
PhenolFight@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 2y
Big Horse Funeral fan myself personally.
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Brian Disease too
AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.
jonasw@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 2y
Löded Diper
fubarx@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 2y
'Shoe Penis' has good energy, but might limit bookings for Bar/Bat-Mitzvahs and Quinceañeras.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Starfucker got pretty far before they had to change their name. Dunno if they did any quinceneras though
rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
Diet of Worms is a dope name
Gork@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
Baba slaga has a nice ring to it
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 2y
Like the kings of Game Of Thrones naming their swords.
PS: best name is horse funeral, no doubt
Valmond@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Brian disease is not bad too.
TheFriar@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
I’m partial to eggy wets myself
Actionschnils@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y
Bad Foul to publish his list online. The band list name ist like a list for your future child names
TTH4P@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Hatman is acceptable
clark@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y
Hat Man is out of the question then?
yemmly@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I can’t decide between Shoe Penis and Toilet Dad.
NorthWestWind@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Grand Dad
gmtom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I like to think Hat man/Hatman is the full name and the "Hatman" part is pronounced like it's someone's surname.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y
Hat man / Hatman
A man who wears a hat / a hat who is a man
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
hag.
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y