Turns out they're legit, and partner with lgbt+ organizations. Unfortunately a lot of the lists I saw for other queer friendly companies are pretty localized to microbreweries. So as usual if you want to support lgbt+ companies, look local
Feels like someone saw how easy it is to pander to conservative chuds and figured the same could be done for "gay men" (read young white liberal women). I don't see how anyone in the target demographic can view something like this as anything other than incredibly insulting.
I'm a middle aged white woman and I find this concept hilarious. But I don't want to buy it because 4% is fucking weak. I want to make my own "gay water" and serve it at parties.
Used to always start the night in the Castro when I lived in San Francisco. The pours are HEAVY, vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka. Oh and every bar did buy 1 get 1 free until like 11pm happy hour. Basically get a solid buzz for like $10.
One of my friends, a bear, took me to get a real margarita ‐‐ I think on Valencia, so Castro district adjacent --when I was 25ish. I couldn't walk straight after one.
That area was so wild, especially around Folsom street fair times.
There was a drunk dude getting a blowjob on the windowsill of his second story apt above a bar across the street, one leg in the fucking house the other just on the bar's sign 🤣
OMG they're really trying to squeeze every penny out of us. Crazy. What company would do this? Like, specifically what's their website where they take orders??
What an excellent idea to force people to drink more responsibly and get alcohol back on the prohibited substances list.
Alcohol, Cannabis, Magic-mushrooms and other less debilitating "fun" substances should be regulated for personal use by adults. Scheduled substances should still be illegal but convictions should be mental health, addiction therapy and social servitude as punishments.
63 Comments
doubtingtammy@lemmy.ml · 150 pts · 2y
How do you do, fellow gays
Stamets@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 2y
I will always upvote an upvote, fellow upvoter.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Hnnnnng Spooder oop voot
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I will never downvote a non-downvoter of upvotes, fellow fellow.
OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 105 pts · 2y
I feel like this was designed by the straightest committee
Follow-up question: As a gay guy, what gay drinks should I be drinking?
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
Turns out they're legit, and partner with lgbt+ organizations. Unfortunately a lot of the lists I saw for other queer friendly companies are pretty localized to microbreweries. So as usual if you want to support lgbt+ companies, look local
pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y
Tap or filtered water. It's both gay and straight, idk how to describe it.
the_joeba@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Bi
chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2y
Dehydration is ace
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y
I would like to put forward that tea is ace
chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Believable. However there is a convincing case to be made that tea is demi
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
Hmm... like herbal vs black tea?
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
Classic bi erasure
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
BakerBagel@midwest.social · 16 pts · 2y
Feels like someone saw how easy it is to pander to conservative chuds and figured the same could be done for "gay men" (read young white liberal women). I don't see how anyone in the target demographic can view something like this as anything other than incredibly insulting.
HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y
i'm gay; i think this is hilarious. sometimes, cringe is fun!
flicker@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I'm a middle aged white woman and I find this concept hilarious. But I don't want to buy it because 4% is fucking weak. I want to make my own "gay water" and serve it at parties.
OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y
Idk if I see it as insulting personally - more just out of touch
Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 68 pts · 2y
✨SOCIAL ANXIETY✨
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 2y
Rofl came here to comment on this one. They did not want to miss a single market segment
LesserAbe@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
When you look at the material that the human mind generates, it kind of makes you look at output from AI a little different.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
At least all the text is actual words.
Daxtron2@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y
Someone hasn't been keeping up with diffusion news.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Can it do stylized text like in the OP image, not just plain block text?
Daxtron2@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
Yes, with good prompting and in painting anything is possible.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Of course its actual words its English not French.
I dont care what the French have to say, Oiseau should not be pronounced Wazoo.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml · 54 pts · 2y
I protest, I have a small dick, but only have some residual unconscious racism that I am actively working against!
DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 2y
Your dick ‘energy’ is getting bigger by the day!
skulblaka@startrek.website · 17 pts · 2y
Swang that thang brother, be proud of the progress. It's not about the meat, it's about the spirit that drives it.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 2y
As always, Trump's people manage to outdo everyone.
"Anti-woke" water is a thing, and it doesn't need no stinking vodka to make people stupid.
https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/opinion/drink-this-water-or-move-to-canada-maga-s-new-anti-woke-water-is-the/article_fabc9ea4-2d9b-11ef-a25a-fff66ad841a9.html
grue@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
If I see something packaged like this, I expect it to be really fruity, not just vodka and lime.
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 2y
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
4% is kinda weak if you intend on getting the queer market.
CptEnder@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Used to always start the night in the Castro when I lived in San Francisco. The pours are HEAVY, vodka OJ is a 16oz pint glass and like 15oz of vodka. Oh and every bar did buy 1 get 1 free until like 11pm happy hour. Basically get a solid buzz for like $10.
4% is rookie numbers.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y
One of my friends, a bear, took me to get a real margarita ‐‐ I think on Valencia, so Castro district adjacent --when I was 25ish. I couldn't walk straight after one.
match@pawb.social · 8 pts · 2y
well yeah, do you know how fucking expensive OJ is??
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
That area was so wild, especially around Folsom street fair times.
There was a drunk dude getting a blowjob on the windowsill of his second story apt above a bar across the street, one leg in the fucking house the other just on the bar's sign 🤣
Phegan@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Stamets@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Congratulations
Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 2y
Thanks I hate it
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de · 24 pts · 2y
Lame. I get they might need to censor it but it's easy to cover with part of another sticker and make it look incidental.
nifty@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
How many frogs are juiced per bottle? Poor froggies
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 18 pts · 2y
"They're putting frogs in the water, which is turning the chemicals gay!"
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y
It’s called June and all companies do it
Dasnap@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
So this is what Alex Jones was rambling about.
bouldering_barista@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
OMG they're really trying to squeeze every penny out of us. Crazy. What company would do this? Like, specifically what's their website where they take orders??
samus12345@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
https://gaywater.com
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
samus12345@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
"Fill our hole"
Delusional@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
I wouldn't even consider looking at what that product is after seeing it in my peripheral. Instant pass on that atrocious packaging.
siipale@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 2y
At first I read SIMD bucks and I thought they must take optimizing code seriously.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
The gays like their SIMD optimizations
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
welp after green washing now we have gay washing
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Yeah vodka always makes me think gay thoughts.
I’m straight as an arrow so I stay away from it.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
windowsphoneguy@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y
How many simp bucks for a pack?
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
How much for just the box?
match@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y
kinda like it tbh
maniii@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
What an excellent idea to force people to drink more responsibly and get alcohol back on the prohibited substances list.
Alcohol, Cannabis, Magic-mushrooms and other less debilitating "fun" substances should be regulated for personal use by adults. Scheduled substances should still be illegal but convictions should be mental health, addiction therapy and social servitude as punishments.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It's like that energy drink the guys from the warehouse invested in in the office
Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I'm sure this will trigger the snowflakes. The ones on the right that act like snowflakes.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Ha that's a pretty funny troll of conservatives.