A waste of perfectly good cattle. I like meat, but I have common ground with the vegans when it comes to excessive farming for wasted animal lives. It's hard to argue were the most humane—obviously—predator when our practices are set up for throwing half of it in the bin.
I saw a statistics that 12% of Americans eat 50% of all beef produced in the USA and I cannot stop thinking about it. Everytime I eat a burger I wonder if I've passed into the 12%. When I look at a stack like this, I see a beef 1%er
Yeah, that's it. And then I consider the environmental impacts to sustain the meat grinder that sends so much of its output to waste. At some point we lost our feeling of responsibility of eating meat because it just appears in front of us like magic. It's good to wonder such things, "Wait a second...am I a big fucking part of the problem?"
Mine: "Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial."
Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5'5" and 5'10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.
Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.
Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but I'll manage 🤷
... Seriously want a burger now though v.v Why'd you do this to me? 🙀
I know a really serious bodybuilder who swears by his twice a week recovery meal. 2 double quarter pounders, 2 large fries, large coke, chocolate sundae and a protein shake.
100% of his daily fat, salt, carbs and a massive sugar spike smashed down within 15 minutes of rubber legging his way out of the gym.
The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn't even taste good, it's just the brain wash that these things taste good.
Yep. You can still order these at Steak & Shake, but they aren't on the menu. My friends and I used to get these on a crazy whim, up until my buddy's first heart attack at 17 years old. They're almost inedible. It's kind of like eating a slab of cheesy beef casserole, bigger than your face.
88 Comments
TheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 2y
haerrii@feddit.org · 39 pts · 2y
Incoming heart attack
SteveXVII@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y
I was also thinking about a heart attack.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
A waste of perfectly good cattle. I like meat, but I have common ground with the vegans when it comes to excessive farming for wasted animal lives. It's hard to argue were the most humane—obviously—predator when our practices are set up for throwing half of it in the bin.
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
I saw a statistics that 12% of Americans eat 50% of all beef produced in the USA and I cannot stop thinking about it. Everytime I eat a burger I wonder if I've passed into the 12%. When I look at a stack like this, I see a beef 1%er
saltesc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Yeah, that's it. And then I consider the environmental impacts to sustain the meat grinder that sends so much of its output to waste. At some point we lost our feeling of responsibility of eating meat because it just appears in front of us like magic. It's good to wonder such things, "Wait a second...am I a big fucking part of the problem?"
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
We must sate the demon lust of Guy Fieri
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 2y
You spilled your jpg compression all over it.
pigup@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
ded
psmgx@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
First thought: gonna need a nap.
Second thought: gonna need blood thinners
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
First thing: I'd like it to be a bit smaller.
Second thing: burger
nifty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Agreed, I’d still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 13 pts · 2y
Mine: "Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial."
rollerbang@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Too much bread in that case 😂
xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
This is a knife and fork burger if I've ever seen one
set_secret@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
coranary artery disease
AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y
Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5'5" and 5'10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.
Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
Agreed, I hate a burger that was made with the assumption that I'm a fucking python.
HessiaNerd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.
AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Nah, you should be able to eat it at the job site
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
On my period, I could eat this easily
fubarx@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
nifty@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
What’s in the glass, some kind of soup? And where might one get it? Asking for me
fubarx@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
Bloody Mary: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-12-craziest-best-blo_b_6661562
nifty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Well, I’ve been missing out, thanks 😊
Etterra@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
First time I've ever seen one that was more than 50% garnish by volume. At this point just get a plate, damn
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
"Eat like you have free healthcare"
Pandantic@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y
But if you’re offered this burger, you likely don’t!
deranger@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Put your dick in it.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Yeah I’d cut a hole in the middle and shoot my man jam in there.
Like a sexy juicy Lucy.
chagall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Tums
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Ach, my arteries!
Etterra@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Ah good, the final piece in my plan to die early of cardiac arrest.
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
It's tastier than cyanide.
Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
They could have made it with three juicy medium/medium rare patties instead of six fried until dry ones.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
America 🇺🇸
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y
Separate those six burgers, store one, eat one, give the rest to others. Unless someone needs the stored one, then give that one away too. Am not doing great but I'll manage 🤷
... Seriously want a burger now though v.v Why'd you do this to me? 🙀
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Cholesterol
Juvyn00b@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Chloesterol amirite
33550336@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I fucking desire it
Glemek@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
If it had some other toppings in addition that'd be a hell of a marathon recovery meal
Delphia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I know a really serious bodybuilder who swears by his twice a week recovery meal. 2 double quarter pounders, 2 large fries, large coke, chocolate sundae and a protein shake.
100% of his daily fat, salt, carbs and a massive sugar spike smashed down within 15 minutes of rubber legging his way out of the gym.
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
That would just ruin it.
Lyricism6055@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Needs ketchup and onion rings
sagrotan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn't even taste good, it's just the brain wash that these things taste good.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Tummy hurt
papalonian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
My weak ass jaw dislocating 3 times trying to take the first bite.
Actually I wouldn't even try to take the first bite on account of the jaw.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I need a roll of paper towels and a gallon of sweet tea
Caboose12000@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Ew
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
heart attack
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 3 pts · 2y
That's a lot of death.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
In America you can! They let you! FREEDUMB!
Baleine@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 2y
Would
MonkderDritte@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
Heartburn.
Mertn33@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
D Trumps head
benvars@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Ew
DrPop@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
One short on the steak n shake's 7x7. Young me would eat once of those a every payday with my coworkers.
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBBj_gDtf7E
randomdeadguy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Yep. You can still order these at Steak & Shake, but they aren't on the menu. My friends and I used to get these on a crazy whim, up until my buddy's first heart attack at 17 years old. They're almost inedible. It's kind of like eating a slab of cheesy beef casserole, bigger than your face.
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Disgusting.
One patty and some fries is plenty for me thanks. Oh, and why the hell are their no veggies on that burger?
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
diarrhea
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Hamburger music starts playing
Good jaaaaab good jaaaaaab
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl · 3 pts · 2y
If I had to, I wouldn't even know how to start eating that.
FlorianSimon@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 2 pts · 2y
Donald Trump
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
indigestion
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Needs bacon and a fried egg.
dumbass@leminal.space · 2 pts · 2y
M__M___M_______________________________
Asudox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I see the embodiment of a group of people that "like" freedom.
Brickardo@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
Finally, a decent amount of food
Malatesta@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Am I the only one that immediately thought of the Japanese Windows 7 Whopper?
https://www.mashed.com/637143/burger-king-japans-windows-7-whopper-was-almost-impossible-to-eat/
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Plastic cheese, cow antibiotics, somehow a bit too sweet bread for some reason, and a suspiciously low price (like 3 moneys).
Also it's hard to taste anything more subtile past the overwhelming fat, salt, & sugar.
What Im saying is I'll only order one.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
ECG
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2y
commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
you should give a trigger warning when you link gore
DrFuggles@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2y
this song: https://youtu.be/AByfaYcOm4A
nick@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
Diarrhea
badhops@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Hulk Smash!
zerog_bandit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Left Main recoils in fright
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
A painful death
padge@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y
The pain that would come after eating that followed by a fantastic nap
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Where are the spices?
kemsat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
There should be two more buns so that there’s three double cheeseburgers.
eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
That would definitely give me hiccups
fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net · 1 pts · 2y
Heart palpitations
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Nothing came to mind but my hand sympathetically grasped at my heart the moment I saw it. If I had pearls, they'd be clutched!
BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
First: Yuck
Second: How would I eat that? No.
bizarroland@fedia.io · 0 pts · 2y
I know I could do it, but I also know that that burger is going to sit in my stomach like a 10 lb fucking weight for the next 5 days.
No fucking way would I eat that
hamid@vegantheoryclub.org · 0 pts · 2y