While I doubt he's the spitting image of a healthy body, I'm willing to bet a lot of the chub on him is a bulletproof vest. I don't believe for a second the man goes anywhere without one these days

Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And he isn't fatter and orange enough.

maniclucky@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Heh, even AI can't imagine that color being natural.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

It almost looks like Biden's smile

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

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Valthorn@feddit.nu · 124 pts · 2y

No you're not.

ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one · 107 pts · 2y (5 replies)

This is the worst thing I've seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

pingveno@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Can God have mercy on my soul as well?

Lawnman23@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You sick bastard.

pingveno@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Merry Christmas!

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

why

pingveno@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Because we are in the weirdest timeline.

gearheart@lemm.ee · 100 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That's enough Lemmy for today

Clearwater@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This is literally the first post I saw when opening the app. I guess I'll do something else.

BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

youre about to have a great day then if the lemmy scrolling ends that early

casmael@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y

Maybe take a walk or have a nice hot bath 🛀

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 22 pts · 2y

a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 81 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Unrealistic - Theres a couch and JD is missing.

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y (4 replies)

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meliaesc@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/jd-vance-couch-sex-rumor-explained-1235068142/

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y

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Kabaka@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A decent summary:

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/07/jd-vance-couch-memes-associated-press

pingveno@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

This truly is the strangest timeline, where Serious Journalists write about rumors of JD Vance having sex with a couch.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

He’s a bottom

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

JD is a bottom.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Should have had him wearing a diaper..

hoss@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 2y

Should have been me on that couch 🥵

AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml · 37 pts · 2y

Straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 2y

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 2y

That's enough time on planet earth for me

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (8 replies)

gag

Dasus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Imagine Trump doing that quacking sound when he's deep-throating Kamala.

superkret@feddit.org · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No, I don't want to.

Dasus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Me neither. Wise decision.

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"How to unthink a thought"

Veneroso@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Oh God I can hear it!

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

No.

MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He follows it with low volume but high pitched "oh mommy oh mommy"

bazus1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

can we not write the script (including foley notes) for this?

PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y

Piper Perri Deserves better than being compared to Peach's least favorite Toad.

drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

This election just keeps on giving

abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/32f6de35-b106-403e-9228-3da9453ff220.webp

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh man yeah.

Oh boy. Yep. That's a thing oh jeez guys

No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

All of the cash currently in my wallet will go to whoever can recreate this image again, except with all of the Kamales in the same position, and with the same facial expression and look of intensity as in the original image.

Master@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So a dollar huh...

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

No. It's empty. I might as well have said "every giraffe that I currently own".

PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

Kamales... is that pronounced like tamales?

laranis@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 2y

This one image justifies all the research and investment in AI. Well done, OP. I didn't think it possible.

Trilobite@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

They will probably take turns on his chinussy

A7thStone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Now that is something I didn't know I never ever wanted to hear.

ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You take that word out of my brain right fucking now

Trilobite@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Chinussy.........

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I don't get it.....

takeda@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (6 replies)

It originates from this picture: https://i.imgur.com/BkP2MQo.jpeg

Edit: I realized that it might still be confusing, so here's more background: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piper-perri-surrounded

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 2y

Hint: what follows next is porn

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Post the video already lol

CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Obviously NSFW

I haven't seen it so don't come yelling at me if you can't nut to it.

MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I just realized I've seen the meme thousands of times but this is the first time watching the source. It's like watching behind the scenes of your favorite movie.

tacosplease@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Didn't live up to expectations.

Probably not the video's fault though. The meme is just too epic. The video never had a chance of beating that hype.

takeda@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Same, never watched it before. I was expecting a pillow fight.

DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

pegged.com

cm0002@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Oh hey, the domain is available!

Oh no, GoDaddy owns it :/

How fitting

Veneroso@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

That was a risky click.

slickgoat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

This is more disturbing than some of the more explicit gross stuff they could have done.

Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Ai is good with Trump but it never gets Kamala's face right

Evotech@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It's hardly good. I mean I can tell it's supposed to be him, but it looks nothing like him

netvor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is it AI though? I thought AI's are blocked from using celebrity faces.

I assumed someone made it with AI using unspecified faces and then photoshopped in the real ones.

lime@feddit.nu · 6 pts · 2y

never heard that before. one can easily train their own model on just a single celeb's face (since there are usually so many pictures of a given celeb) and use that on their own machine.

Evotech@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

The commercial online ones tend to be, but you can easily find a trump/Kamala Lora online and generated it locally

Zerlyna@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

His hands are too big.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

They're there to change his diapers. We call that "Spitex" here. All the women, because he always throws a tantrum.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I like how all the Kamalas are slightly noticably different.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

That's because it's an AI nightmare. AI is great at making clones.

Tja@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What?!? You are telling me that 5 Kamala and trump didn't meet in the middle of the campaign to recreate a porn meme? Noooo...

JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This is a porn meme? I must be out of the loop on that one. I thought it was referencing a Hanes commercial or something. Look at those shirts!

Tja@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The original is 5 black guys in underwear and a small blonde chick on the sofa. I always assumed is a porn reference, but maybe they end up going shoe shopping...

VonReposti@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 2y

It is a porn reference

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I don't know why, but seeing a bunch of Kamala Harrisi is stressing me out.

DandomRude@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That bothers me far less than seeing a single Trump tbh.

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Well, target practice is nice. That makes me happy.

Persen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is that even Kamala Harris?

DandomRude@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It's what AI makes of her, I guess.