Science fact

Oh fuck... It's so stupid it's smart.

I don’t trust the liberal science agenda so I did my own research. Using some back-of-the-napkin math and my telescope, I’m now blind from looking at the sun through a telescope. This is being transcribed by my trad wife. My results:

2 > 1

This one checks out, folks.

As someone who worked in a gas station for 24 years..

sigh

I’d do it. I’d suck it up. I’d make some damn good friends along the way and then I’d never maintain those friendships and feel guilty for the rest of rest of my life. “Just call him, dipshit. He’s going through a divorce! Just go fishing! Pleaaassse! Ok, here goes. Tomorrow.”

Always tomorrow.

You got me. Had to whatever the thought equivalent of double take is.

I love this because even though I read the words, I interpreted it to mean something else for a second. (atoms and galaxy) Be careful when you read things and don't assume you know something.

Not if you count Taylor Swift

Mmm... Yeah!

Is the joke that there is only one star in our solar system? The sun?

Second time i see this, still funny :)

Made me think for a second.

It's true

Which solar system?

And this prove what exactly...??