amazing, it is as if you were born of Socrates and Maya Angelou

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31 Comments

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 104 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Anyone that unironically says, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best," is waving their red flag at you.

FMT99@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 47 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I'm a firm believer that you SHOULD put your dick in crazy, but you just shouldn't let them know your real name or where you live.

Rolando@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

"Look, the only way to deal with crazy women is to lie big and leave fast." -Varrick, Legend of Korra

Shiggles@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

And it most certainly better be wrapped. And probably washed in bleach afterwards.

Delphia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

While travelling in another state preferably.

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Agreed but I feel like they’re also advertising that they’ll ride it like they stole it.

deltapi@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Oh I absolutely hate that past experience forces me to agree with you wholeheartedly on this.

dumbass@leminal.space · 79 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I like that people come with saftey warnings now.

viking@infosec.pub · 27 pts · 1y

"Toxic - Don't touch, keep under lock and away from children."

jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 1y

"I am know to cause cancer in the state of California"

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Yeah, she thinks this reads as a build up to the last line. I mean I guess it kind of does, but not how she thinks. Each sentence communicates more instability than the last

NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Aposematic signaling!

DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 1y

we should make it a cool edgy new trend to tattoo your skin in bright warning colors.

"Yellow-Striped Reticulated Poison Dart Human"

A7thStone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Aposematism is to warn off predators so...

vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works · 62 pts · 1y

Tattoo artist friend of mine calls these "ribliographies". I rather enjoy that term.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y

Thank God someone stepped in and started putting warning labels on these things.

pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 1y

I bet her best isn't even that good

fsxylo@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

Ah yes, the white trash pledge.

Valmond@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

If you can't handle me when I'm broke, you don't deserve me when I have 60€.

Zier@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y

Just a reminder, graffiti is not just for walls and train cars. Human bodies and your whole decor aesthetic are also options. Just in case you forget to "live, laugh, love".

sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al · 5 pts · 1y

Shout-out to Marilyn Monroe

halykthered@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

Their best is a burnt bagel with not enough cream cheese, on which they can take no criticism. Their worst is them stabbing you with a broken bottle because you caught them cheating on you with your dad.

brognak@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Everything else aside, I just got a large rib tattoo and I almost had to tap out after 2.5hrs, this is impressively large unless their artist is a speed demon.

JTskulk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

How do you show someone a tattoo on your bones?

BilboBargains@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I am selfish, impatient and slightly flabby, as you can see. If you don't like art drawn on a canvas that's like an uncooked doughnut, you don't deserve me after a three month meth bender when this text has shrunk to the size of a classified advert.

manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml · -14 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Haha yes, I too hate women, crazy women, grrr, the fact someone wanted this as a tattoo impacts me personally, damn women

you know what gang? I think it'd be great if you took this energy and never spoke to a woman again

Luminocta@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Good for you, but where does it say they're talking about women?

Maybe chill a little on the, everything is sexism train. This can be applied to men just as easily.

It's about the tattoo isn't it?

tomi000@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Your comment is way more sexist than you make the post out to be

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

not to mention the ridiculous shit I've seen men tattoo on their bodies.

Dontfearthereaper123@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Yea thats the point? Everyone has ridiculous tattoos. Would it be acceptable to post a pic of a guy with a shitty tattoo? I'm genuinely confused here at the people who think this is sexism I mean its being rude over a tattoo but a shitty tattoo is a shitty tattoo no matter who wears it

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 1y

That's a dude, numbnuts