Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
He's going to have a grand ol time explaining to his boss why he's not at the global conference that his company paid $20,000 for him to attend, or explaining to his daughter why he's not there to walk her down the aisle at her wedding.
"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"
108 Comments
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
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dodeca@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
Great memory. I'm just rereading this series, and it's so so chock full of these quotable hilarios.
s1ndr0m3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Resistance is useless!
Starb3an@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey
UNY0N@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Darmok, and Jelad, at Tenagra.
Cort@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Kirk, when he heard there were alien hotties on the away mission.
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
ignism@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
You think that's air you're breathing?
Allonzee@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path.
Nightsoul@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination
nieminen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I will protect those, who cannot protect themselves
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
These words… are accepted
nieminen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Have you read Warbreaker? Has Nimi's origin in it.
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I have. I was introduced to Sanderson about 2.5 years ago and just burned through the cosmere in about 1.
I’m so excited for the next Stormlight book.
Nightsoul@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I got chills the first time I read that, such a good moment
nieminen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
For real, I'm going through it all again right now getting ready for the new release in December.
hector@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1y
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
These words are accepted
nieminen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Airsick lowlanders
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
HA!
Foni@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
This is my favorite store in the citadel
Yprum@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Good news everyone!
Comment105@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I think I've perfected a plague that will destroy all life on Azeroth!
BeN9o@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Keep it secret, keep it safe!
eddanja@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
D-did... he just suplex that train?!?
ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Dammit Jim!
nik9000@programming.dev · 6 pts · 1y
I'm a doctor
asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Not a
nieminen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Nuclear physicist
rain_worl@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
i use arch btw
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
"What if you miss?"
"I won't."
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Ba-ba-ba-baaaa Ba-ba-ba-baaaa
diaphanous@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y
That's rough, buddy.
TIN@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 1y
Bit disappointed by how few of these I recognise!
Capitao_Duarte@lemmy.eco.br · 10 pts · 1y
Griffith!!
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
Can I get a rock and stone?
DerArzt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Mushroom
LongboardingLad@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
We're Rich!!
Yprum@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I'll be in my bunk
chautalees@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Perhaps you were going for the head?
K4mpfie@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y
The God Emperor sent for another Duncan to be produced by the Bene Tleilax in their Axolotl tanks.
austinfloyd@ttrpg.network · 13 pts · 1y
austinfloyd@ttrpg.network · 0 pts · 1y
xpk3@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
I am that guy
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Great scene. Amos gets his hands dirty so his friends don't have to. Amazing character
teolan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
There was a button, I pushed it
Thicc_Jamez@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Thank god fish aren't into cash.
eddanja@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
The Reptites have stolen our gate key and now we're stuck here.
Seigest@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Give dactyl
johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
They Call me Gato. I have Metal Joints. Beat me up. And Earn 15 Silver Points.
ApollosArrow@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Hey… you ever wonder why we’re here?
a_baby_duck@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.
crowbar@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
No luck catching them swans then?
eunieisthebus@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y
*sigh* Bapenada?
Binette@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
"Dont get cooked, stay off the hook!"
omega_x3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
NeroC_Bass@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Hoo Rah!
TheBat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
He's going to have a grand ol time explaining to his boss why he's not at the global conference that his company paid $20,000 for him to attend, or explaining to his daughter why he's not there to walk her down the aisle at her wedding.
Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
DonGirses@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.
improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
You hear about Pluto?
nieminen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It's messed up right?
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Man you stole my comment hee hee
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
A TEST of your reflexes! yes, yes!! just so!
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Machine, turn back now
sag@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
ULTRAKILL
echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y
ᴄᴀᴛs. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ.
Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
Complete Global Saturation
anonymous111@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
So what is it?
InverseParallax@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Only joking!
sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
That causes nasal demons
Seigest@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
"Destroy your desk it's usless now.."
greedytacothief@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Get up.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
"Barry, other Barry"
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Holy shitsnacks!
Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
lohky@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Just who the hell do you think I am?!
superkret@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Chicks love cars. If you want to get into her pants, you better have a nice hot Ferrari.
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
So say we all.
vermeil@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Käse oder Schinken...
Mango@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Cyno up! Dock your shinies!
the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
refalo@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
RASENGAN
wdx@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Fer-de-Lance; Meta Fer-de-Lance
ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
You hear about pluto?
teolan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Basically... Run
chautalees@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
We'll bang, ok?
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
"I'll bet ye've got all sorts o' barmy questions! [Mimics your heroic stance] Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin' fer the magic Girdle of Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?"
LoganNineFingers@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
"It's better to do it than live with the fear of it"
Or
"You have to be realistic "
TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
pootis
colderr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
When you fucking see it!
Underwaterbob@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
It's ticking all the boxes.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
We are the hammer
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Best block, no be there.
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Rare footage of Daigo actually angry Tell em about himself Whose bitch this is? Pringles!
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Wow hi bonjour
rain_worl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
from nowhere, mankind can't go there
rain_worl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
turbo cancer (not a sentence, but close enough)
nik9000@programming.dev · 1 pts · 1y
While we were developing common sense, she studied the blade.
rain_worl@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
don't think you understood?
FluorideMind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Ave, true to Caesar.
zazazaza@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Without Narrativium, the cosmos has no story, no purpose, no destination.
Inucune@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
There are other receivers.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Get the cuss out of here with that cussing nonsense.
asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
What a lovely butler he's so violent.
rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
And I must not forget, we must not forget, that we are human beings.
Blouses@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
And thats why you always leave a note
TTimo@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
"You wouldn't throw a rat"