If I recall correctly he'd already committed plenty of white collar crime and by my guess assumed making a big show in front of the cameras would help him out, it really didn't.
I just watched an interview with him and a police officer on Australian news, and he said it was a case of mistaken identity or something. I didn't fact check anything.
Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.
Jack Reacher was a great movie, with really inspired combat scenes depicting the most realistic special forces/Jeet kun do type moves that I've ever seen in movies. Jack Reacher two was a pile of garbage, so I never bothered with the show. Is it any good?
The show is completely different, and very well done in my opinion. Alan Richson is a great actor. He’s also in Titans on HBO (or whatever it’s called). I heard a rumor he wants to play Batman.
I agree completely with the assessment of the movies too. The first one was a great mystery with a cool plot and action... and the second movie was hot garbage.
I'm seeing the video for the first time and discovered where was the beginning of this song sampled from: https://youtu.be/q07G2_zOEWA (badklaat - judo)
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Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 154 pts · 1y
For those who are confused, it’s a joke from an old Australian YouTube video.
you can learn about it here
RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y
Happened in 1991 but not uploaded until 2009. Mirrors the plot of Minority Report (2002). Like he could see the future.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 18 pts · 1y
If I recall correctly he'd already committed plenty of white collar crime and by my guess assumed making a big show in front of the cameras would help him out, it really didn't.
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y
It helped us out
essteeyou@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I just watched an interview with him and a police officer on Australian news, and he said it was a case of mistaken identity or something. I didn't fact check anything.
Here's a link to the interview, he seems a bit confused.
NielsBohron@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
I've been on the internet for a long time and I'd never seen that one. You're doing God's work.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 128 pts · 1y
This is Democracy manifest
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y
You read the rolling R's.
kitnaht@lemmy.world · 123 pts · 1y
RIP "are you waiting to receive my limp penis?" guy. He died a couple of months ago.
octopus_ink@lemmy.ml · 50 pts · 1y
Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
If that's not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don't know what is!
TheFriar@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Get real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 19 pts · 1y
He’s now in Aussie Crook Valhalla, enjoying endless succulent Chinese meals with Ned Kelly and Chopper Read.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 1y
Get your hand off my penis!
YoFrodo@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y
Ah, I see you know your judo well
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 1y
This would make a great movie. Let’s get that really tall guy from Jack Reacher to be the lead.
hanke@feddit.nu · 18 pts · 1y
There's a Futurama episode where they do this!
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
That's Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.
Maven@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 1y
Alan Richson is from Reacher. Jack Reacher is a movie that starred Tom Cruise (who was also in Minority Report)
Same character but different actors. Notably though, the joke is that Tom Cruise is pretty short.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Jack Reacher was a great movie, with really inspired combat scenes depicting the most realistic special forces/Jeet kun do type moves that I've ever seen in movies. Jack Reacher two was a pile of garbage, so I never bothered with the show. Is it any good?
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
The show is completely different, and very well done in my opinion. Alan Richson is a great actor. He’s also in Titans on HBO (or whatever it’s called). I heard a rumor he wants to play Batman.
Maven@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
The show is amazing! I highly recommend it.
I agree completely with the assessment of the movies too. The first one was a great mystery with a cool plot and action... and the second movie was hot garbage.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Well that's exciting to hear! I'll definitely check it out now. Thank you!
_cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I liked that he didn't look scary, but was very dangerous. There are a lot of real people like that.
ShepherdPie@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
I thought Jim from The Office did the best job playing the character.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
The sexiest man of 2024?
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Wrong Jack Reacher. 😉
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Oh, that really tall guy.
_cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 1y
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
You mean Minority Report?
YoFrodo@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
Thats... that's the joke...
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y
Well, whoosh me, then.
h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Kinakuta@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Actually I'm imagining a heist movie where this guy's makes a scene as a diversion while Tom Cruise steals some jewels or something. I'd watch that.
Grabthar@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
You couldn't stage an arrest video that good. That man could project like a Shakespearean actor.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.
Retrograde@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Fuckin a. It has to be the most theatrical video recorded arrest in human history
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU?feature=shared
Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
I'm seeing the video for the first time and discovered where was the beginning of this song sampled from: https://youtu.be/q07G2_zOEWA (badklaat - judo)
Interesting find.
PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y
"Are you waiting to receive my limp penis!?!"
Sabata11792@ani.social · 27 pts · 1y
Crime coefficient at 178, non leatal force authorized.
djsoren19@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 1y
Please aim carefully, and eliminate the target.
GluWu@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Less lethal just means more practice.
Sabata11792@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y
An opportunity to shoot them twice!
gmtom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I hope the Agent knows his Judo well
shalafi@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
This gets me smiling.
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Shoutout to The Chats for helping to finally identify(?) Mr. Democracy Manifest.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Succulent with intent to commit wificide. That's a twelve twenty-seven. Book 'em!
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Haha oh my gosh, I was just talking about this the other day. This man is a fucking legend.
chuymatt@startrek.website · 3 pts · 1y
… was
EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Wasn't this a futurerama episode?
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com · 30 pts · 1y
No, it was democracy manifest.
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 1y
It was, riffing on Minority Report from 2002
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
And that memed
britshAustralian dude bitching to the cops very loudly in a "how dare you sir!" ridiculous voice.ShepherdPie@midwest.social · 13 pts · 1y
"Get your hand off my penis!"
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
Which was itself riffing on The Minority Report by Phillip K. Dick from 1956 .
Gestrid@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
What is this, Person of Interest?
cuuube@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
This is literally the plot of Psycho Pass. Highly recommend btw
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I thought it was a poke at Minority Report
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Don't watch S2 thou.
john117@lemmy.jmsquared.net · 3 pts · 1y
its a one season show and that's it, imo
LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Oh God why do I know this?
Venator@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 1y
He was actually arrested for credit card fraud
MHLoppy@fedia.io · 1 pts · 1y
Original comic link: https://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/safely-endangered/ep-925-minority-retort/viewer?title_no=352&episode_no=925 (at a glance, it looks like it was the original artist who adapted it to be in a more social-media-friendly layout)
lonlazarus@lemmy.sdf.org · -27 pts · 1y
How is this a joke? It’s literally just a weak book/movie reference.
Aermis@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
The last panel is from a comical arrest of a gentleman.
flicker@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
"A comical arrest of a gentleman" is, itself, a perfect description, and made me laugh all over again.
odium@programming.dev · 28 pts · 1y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU
lonlazarus@lemmy.sdf.org · -28 pts · 1y
Ah, obscure reference humor , definitely not my thing.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Considering it's not obscure, it makes it seem like you're trying to act pretentious about the subject of a simple comic. Not great optics for you.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Well, it is Australian.
lonlazarus@lemmy.sdf.org · -4 pts · 1y
Oh, darn, I guess my social cred in Lemmy has taken a real hit.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Ah I see. It wasn't just that you were legitimately questioning the comic. You're a troll. Glad you made that clear for everyone.
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 1y
Oh, sorry your highness. OP must be punished.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
WATCH IT NOW
IT VERY FUNNY
h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Oh.