Better organized states

Should've organized them alphabetically too

Much better to organize it by water systems, with some additional divisions for the Mississippi system ans consolidation of smaller systems not seperated by mountain ranges.

Edit: (Image credit: Robert Szucs, Fejetlenfej/Imgur)

So the states get gradually smaller as you go north? Got it.

Some choices were definitely made here.

Uh oh. Looks like someone messed with Texas.

Gerrymanderers hate this one trick...

I moved from Pennsylvania back home to Minnesota a decade ago. Didn't expect it to move back to me.

Lol. California just became The State of Los Angeles

I see we've forgotten our non-contiguous siblings.

But more to the point, why not just arrange them alphabetically while we're here?

I'm not sure which state is furthest from it's original position, but Indiana seems quite far from home.

I love this map. It breaks my brain in so many ways!

This hurts.

Georgia and Florida are already kind of like that, culturally speaking.

We are just gonna give South Carolina the outer banks? No. Redraw these lines, pls thnx

South Carolina is Worst Carolina and they deserve nothing but the highway that runs through the state so people can get out quickly.

Can't believe someone finally won the Toledo War. Really didn't expect it to be Rhode Island

Arkansas straight up deleted from existence.

Edit: it’s west of Oklahoma!

I'm not sure what giving NJ a giant flaccid water dong that just barely enters Virginia is supposed to symbolize, but I'm here for it.

I think.

[ANGRY PENNSYLVANIAN NOISES]

Maine be like "You guys changed the map?"

Ooo, I like this! Now I want to see a map where the area of each state is proportional to its population, but still fitting together in a recognizable way.

Boooooo!

Edit: I am pleased Ohio is in Oklahoma now.

There are now two Kansas Cities in Ohio

Made New York even richer and more influential, while nerfing most of the competition.

I like this - it puts the Midwest where I assumed it was, before finding out that it's actually where I would want to call the 'Mideast'.

At first I was pissed thinking I don't want to live in Virginia or Maryland then I was like why the hell is Maryland south of Virginia?

NTY, I do not want to live where Ohio is.

New Jersey moves to Minnesota. That...

Yeah that tracks.

Do all the people from the state move too, or is this just redrawn boundaries? Because if it's the former, California and Texas are going to be a bad time.

The idea that Connecticut shares a border with Alabama and SC is fundamentally cursed

Settle down, Jefferson.

Since it’s not my country I vote for going diagonally

This is delightful chaotic organization.

Went from Iowa to West Virginia. The politics are the same, just... Less teeth now.

Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.

I can't exactly tell but I think this map would have me living in Ohio. So, I'd rather not thank you.

I guess we're just moving New Orleans to Galveston, Biloxi can take over the old location, though personally it feels very threatening to have Mississippi move back to me!

texas could honestly be a bit smaller. other states could make better use of that space

So Rhode Bay instead? It definitely isn't an island.

Do any people have to move? Do the governors have to move prior to next election?

This is unironically an improvement for Washington and Oregon.

Damn my brain loves this for some reason.

A more perfect union

Based on the Houstonians (as well as other Texans) I know, you'd have one hell of a riot in Louisiana.

Wow, you accurately maintained their shapes and everything!

Ain't no way south Dakota is that far left

Aww, Delaware is so ugly now.

Florida and California are gonna be pissed