c/memes · by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 1yHe keeps poor company. 1.1k points · 59 comments · view on lemmy.world
59 Comments
Venicon@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 1y
not_that_guy05@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 1y
I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 1y
We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 1y
How are ya now?
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Good n you?
lemonmelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Not s'bad.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Are you serious with that turtleneck?
TheEvilEye@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
You lose a lot of heat in the neck
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Can I try it on?
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Yew!
Carvex@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?
My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Dead ostriches need loving too.
Chainweasel@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y
I heard it was a sick ostrich
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
I heard it was a dead ostrich.
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 1y
Allegedly.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.
Chainweasel@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.
swab148@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
At least
billwashere@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y
It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.
deacon@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
Allegedly
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 7 pts · 1y
How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known
PixellatedDave@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Or dead?
vga@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.
AlexanderESmith@social.alexanderesmith.com · 3 pts · 1y
I heard it was a sick ostrich
nomecks@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 1y
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...
Based on that photo though... his DAD...
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
This is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY?feature=shared
NutWrench@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 1y
The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.
It was actually meth.
slampisko@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?
Denjin@lemmings.world · 22 pts · 1y
What a degen
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Degens need to mind their scruples.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 1y
Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 1y
Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers
leanleft@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 1y
did he really??
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y
Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.
Spread the message as far as you can.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
As sure as God's got sandals.
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf · 11 pts · 1y
Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y
Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!
BlueLineBae@midwest.social · 9 pts · 1y
I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?
DesolateMood@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
......joke?
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!
RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear
notgold@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y
The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion
jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
There's no way he topped an ostrich...
If anything, the ostrich fucked him...
And it was ashamed afterward...
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
I mean..... Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I do.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Even after this whole ostrich story broke?
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
ALLEGEDLY
notgold@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Especially. We need to know the facts; was the ostrich on the pill or is he moving to a state that still allows baby killing.
Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?
ploot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
This is definitely his getting-blown-by-an-ostrich face.
0ops@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Crept up the cloaca smh
Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Keep 'em coming.
CaptKoala@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
When are we getting the one where he admits to cannibalism?
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
CaptKoala@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
Spicy