He keeps poor company.

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Venicon@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 1y (11 replies)

not_that_guy05@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 1y

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 1y (5 replies)

How are ya now?

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Good n you?

lemonmelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Not s'bad.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Are you serious with that turtleneck?

TheEvilEye@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You lose a lot of heat in the neck

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Can I try it on?

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Yew!

Carvex@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Dead ostriches need loving too.

Chainweasel@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I heard it was a sick ostrich

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I heard it was a dead ostrich.

DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 1y

Allegedly.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

Chainweasel@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

swab148@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

At least

billwashere@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y (6 replies)

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

deacon@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

Allegedly

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 7 pts · 1y

How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

PixellatedDave@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Or dead?

vga@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.

AlexanderESmith@social.alexanderesmith.com · 3 pts · 1y

I heard it was a sick ostrich

nomecks@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 1y
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jordanlund@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...

Based on that photo though... his DAD...

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

This is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY?feature=shared

NutWrench@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

slampisko@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

Denjin@lemmings.world · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What a degen

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Degens need to mind their scruples.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 1y

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 1y

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

leanleft@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

did he really??

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y

Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

Spread the message as far as you can.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

As sure as God's got sandals.

GooberEar@lemmy.wtf · 11 pts · 1y

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y

Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

BlueLineBae@midwest.social · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?

DesolateMood@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

......joke?

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear

notgold@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y

The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
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passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

There's no way he topped an ostrich...

If anything, the ostrich fucked him...

And it was ashamed afterward...

OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I mean..... Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I do.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Even after this whole ostrich story broke?

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

ALLEGEDLY

notgold@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y

Especially. We need to know the facts; was the ostrich on the pill or is he moving to a state that still allows baby killing.

Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

ploot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

This is definitely his getting-blown-by-an-ostrich face.

0ops@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Crept up the cloaca smh

Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y

Keep 'em coming.

CaptKoala@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

When are we getting the one where he admits to cannibalism?

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

CaptKoala@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y

Spicy