Bread

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34 Comments

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I simply want a new original thought never before considered by all of humanity delivered daily for free presented in a humorous, creative, colorful, childish, non controversial, edgy, mature, deep, layered, way every single day, without failure or error not even once without gratitude or credit.

Is that to much to ask?

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Yes?

Zorque@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That's censorship.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y

We have the best comics on the Internet, because of jail.

Okokimup@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That was pain full.

Jackcooper@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

The pain joke was RIGHT THERE

GooberEar@lemmy.wtf · 19 pts · 1y

You don't have to be so sour, dough.

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Next panel have the american white bread loaf show up. Have the german befriendly and ask him if he is Also some sort of baguette.

American bread: What the fuck did you just call me

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I think the German and French are united in dunking on that kind of "bread".

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hello, I will explain the joke. In American pronunciation baguette sounds vaguely similar to an offensive slur for homosexual men.

::: spoiler an offensive slur removed :::

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

how tf do you make these sound similar enough for a joke?

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

just loafin' around

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

oh no, there goes poland again

ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Say it don't spray it

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

You joke but I love meta shit like this,

Keep em coming!

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Feels like an R-rated episode of Scrubs with German JD and Baguette Turk.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I think you're the only person on the planet that would have come to that conclusion.

Besides, if anyone was going to be german, it would be blonde doctor.

Zorque@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Sweet little milkmaid or evil old hausfrau, though?

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Would Dr. Cox be a sourdough then, or would that be Dr. Kelso?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

C'mon man. Kelso is CLEARLY a muffin man!!!

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I... I can't believe I botched it so hard. This will haunt me deeply.

emptiestplace@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Missed 'pain full' opportunity aside, the last two panels ruin it. If you're going to do shitty puns, do them with pride.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y

The baguette gets all the credit, but there s French bread type that's called 'batard' -bastard.

That's all.

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I will literally answer the phone with friends/family by saying “gluten log.” Only my vegetarian friends really vibe with it.

zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · -1 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Would be better if it was just the second cell. The rest is unnecessary and there's no jokes

kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Now listen here you little yeast..!

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

That is absolutely how bread would swear.

CrayonRosary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y

ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I would be fine with the third one if it ended on another bread pun. Panel four is only a detriment to the comic.

palordrolap@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y

For French bread, life is pain.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

At yeast you tried.

You knead to rise up from these painful puns.

Etc.

Revan343@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

Another comment pointed out, fourth panel should have been American sandwich bread walking up

German bread: "Are you a baguette like that guy?"

American bread: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"