I simply want a new original thought never before considered by all of humanity delivered daily for free presented in a humorous, creative, colorful, childish, non controversial, edgy, mature, deep, layered, way every single day, without failure or error not even once without gratitude or credit.
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stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y
I simply want a new original thought never before considered by all of humanity delivered daily for free presented in a humorous, creative, colorful, childish, non controversial, edgy, mature, deep, layered, way every single day, without failure or error not even once without gratitude or credit.
Is that to much to ask?
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Yes?
Zorque@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
That's censorship.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
We have the best comics on the Internet, because of jail.
Okokimup@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
That was pain full.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
The pain joke was RIGHT THERE
GooberEar@lemmy.wtf · 19 pts · 1y
You don't have to be so sour, dough.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Next panel have the american white bread loaf show up. Have the german befriendly and ask him if he is Also some sort of baguette.
American bread: What the fuck did you just call me
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y
I think the German and French are united in dunking on that kind of "bread".
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Hello, I will explain the joke. In American pronunciation baguette sounds vaguely similar to an offensive slur for homosexual men.
::: spoiler an offensive slur removed :::
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
how tf do you make these sound similar enough for a joke?
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
just loafin' around
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
oh no, there goes poland again
ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Say it don't spray it
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
You joke but I love meta shit like this,
Keep em coming!
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Feels like an R-rated episode of Scrubs with German JD and Baguette Turk.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I think you're the only person on the planet that would have come to that conclusion.
Besides, if anyone was going to be german, it would be blonde doctor.
Zorque@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Sweet little milkmaid or evil old hausfrau, though?
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Would Dr. Cox be a sourdough then, or would that be Dr. Kelso?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
C'mon man. Kelso is CLEARLY a muffin man!!!
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I... I can't believe I botched it so hard. This will haunt me deeply.
emptiestplace@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Missed 'pain full' opportunity aside, the last two panels ruin it. If you're going to do shitty puns, do them with pride.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
The baguette gets all the credit, but there s French bread type that's called 'batard' -bastard.
That's all.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I will literally answer the phone with friends/family by saying “gluten log.” Only my vegetarian friends really vibe with it.
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com · -1 pts · 1y
Would be better if it was just the second cell. The rest is unnecessary and there's no jokes
kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Now listen here you little yeast..!
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
That is absolutely how bread would swear.
CrayonRosary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
I would be fine with the third one if it ended on another bread pun. Panel four is only a detriment to the comic.
palordrolap@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y
For French bread, life is pain.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
At yeast you tried.
You knead to rise up from these painful puns.
Etc.
Revan343@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
Another comment pointed out, fourth panel should have been American sandwich bread walking up
German bread: "Are you a baguette like that guy?"
American bread: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"