Good afternoon I choose well groomed.

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Majorllama@lemmy.world · 108 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I'm from the generation that saw beheadings on 4chan when I was like 10. I've been pretty desensitized to shit over the course of my life.

This makes my skin crawl.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My work here is done.

Majorllama@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

I hate it so much. Why would you make my eyes see this?

I need one of those flashy things from men in black so I can forget I ever saw it.

ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Warning: description of "light" body horror

::: spoiler click Have you seen the drawing (thankfully) of the thin strip of skin above the fingernail being peeled all the way back to the knuckle? :::

That image ruined me the first time I found it.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y

fuck that image and fuck my curiosity for clicking on that spoiler

Majorllama@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I have. It used to bother me but I saw it so many times that it no longer bothers me. But I do remember the first time I saw it. I did NOT like it.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 48 pts · 1y (13 replies)

7/10 chance that one of those jagged pieces is going to get caught in something and rip so bad that it will expose your nail bed and bleed like a gunshot wound.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y (11 replies)

i once lost my whole nail when i was 7 or 8, doesnt really hurt.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y

I once lost a nail during a renovation with dirty worn out leather gloves covered in sweat. I had torn a nail earlier and I didn't think much of it. When I went to take off my gloves, tired, sweating and without thinking, it torn 3/4 of my nail off my index finger. Since my heart was pounding from my work, it immediately started squirting blood and it hurt like hell.

AquaTofana@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Idk wtf kinda bad ass stuff 8 year old you was made of. I rip my nail off and expose the soft tissue underneath that normally isnt exposed to air and it burns like a bitch for a while. Then when that wears off it burns if I catch it on anything until the nail grows back over it!

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (7 replies)

my sister did the same when she was little. It hurt a lot for her

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y (6 replies)

i guess i was very lucky, also my nail didnt Rip off or anything, it just Fell off one day.

TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My nails tend to fall off abruptly, too, during nail shedding season.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I hate when a toenail falls off during the day so you have to fish it out of your sock.

RogueBanana@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Bruh how does a nail just fall off like hair? Do you know why it happened?

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

yes, I was ice skating and someone fell on it... it was fine, turned blue and fell off 2 weeks later.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

that's so weird. My sister's fell off because she slammed her finger in a door so the pain might have been from bruising? I feel like it would still hurt anyways though lol

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

well I was ice skating and someone fell on my nail, and 2 weeks later it just fell off, but it didn't hurt.

GroundedGator@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I did this 3 years in a row sword fighting with sticks all 3 times.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

Thanks a lot for that mental image.

devilish666@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

lena@gregtech.eu · 22 pts · 1y

god forgives, but I don't

IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

It's what I deserve.

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y

Oops! All hangnails!

Toes@ani.social · 16 pts · 1y

I hate this. Great post haha

pero@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Can't wait for when pieces of every fabric i touch get stuck on my nails, mmm, great feeling yes.

Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

And in my hair, promptly ripping a chunk of it out of my ponytail.

darko8472@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 1y

PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

When he wants a handjob but you secretly found out he's been cheating on you

krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y

If you're doing or receiving handjobs with your nails, please seek help.

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hang...nail shark Do do dododo Hangnail shark Do do dododo

pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y

OMG someone keeps using the jukebox app to spam my local bar with that song.

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is some of the most disturbing shit I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of disturbing shit.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I'm scratching your back with these.

joyjoy@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

Thanks I hate it

gearheart@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y

Back scratcher 📣

hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y

Sine nails are missing

webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y

Very effective punishment for nose picking.

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Wtf

Jojowski@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y

Please no

Whorehoarder@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 1y (4 replies)

While this is vile in its own right, what's up with the lil zigzaggy between the fingers in lower right? I suppose what's up with everything, but I've accepted the pure lunacy, now I'm just curious about the little detail.

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 1y

It looks like a tiny watermark that's been lost to compression.

Doombot1@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 1y

Thought it was cuticles or peeling skin at first but I believe it’s actually just a watermark

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

Looks like a signature of you look closely

p_consti@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Same logo as on the left picture (bottom right corner) but rotated to align with the finger

21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 1y

I'm picturing the person who would seek this out and imagine the personality is probably quite a bit more off-putting.

Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y

Discount Wolverine.

Linktank@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1y

Horrific.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

AAAAAAAAAA

M137@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I thought the watermark on the last one was the cut nail wedges glued to the side of their fingers.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Innsmouth fashion.

satans_methpipe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Does anyone have a higher res version?

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 1y

Freak

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Did it hurt?

When Hell forcibly ejected you through the nine levels back to the vale of tears?

satans_methpipe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

There was a slight pinching feeling in my ass the other week. Was that why?

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

I don’t see the issue? I actually thought hey those look cool, like little saws. I’ve never understood women’s like of fake nails and think these are better.