No beans, only dogs

The Australian hotdog:

I eat beans on dogs

Saw this posted a while back and people all over the world came together to point out how wrong it is

Vietnam, I think.

As a German: nobody I know would call that a hotdog. If we talk about hotdog it is the one pictured for Denmark

The Amsterdam dog really isn't anything dutch or traditional. It's just cheap pre baked nasty stuff that only tourists eat because they're not returning customers and thus won't complain about shitty food

We honestly don't really have our own hotdog style. A specific raw beef with pickles on a white bread roll tho (broodje ossenworst met kesbeke), that's the good stuff

What the fuck? I live near Denver and I've never had a Denver. This is bullshit!

It's Icelands national dish and not on here wtf

The Vietnam one is wrong. That’s a specialty banh mi. For what they call a ‘hot dog’ they slice them down the sides then fry them on a stick.

Thanks now i'm hungry, i can't easily get hotdogs here ffs.

No Costco dog, list is shit

All the ways to get your daily sodium nitrates. My only complaint is why isn't there a glazed hot dog?

Sweden: These are called Tunnbrödrulle (flat bread roll)

Chile: These are called Completos (complete ones, the whole package basically. A hot dog with everything on it). They are also commonly served with Chilean-style mustard and Ají, a spicy sauce.

If I had to choose between them, I'd go for a Completo. Those things will be the death of me, but I will in the very least die happy

CHORIPAN IS NOT A HOTDOG

What the fuck are all these abominations?!?!

Who the hell is serving the Georgia one? Never heard of it, never seen it sold at a cart, never seen it at a fair. I’m calling bs.

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I object to some of the information about the Norwegian hot dog. Firstly, lompe is not a tortilla: it's made from potatoes. (You also roll it all the way around the sausage.) The sausages are either shorter hot dogs or wieners. They are usually eaten with ketchup, mustard, onion (raw or roasted), and usually some sort of dressing. Simple and good.

The Michigan one is what we Michiganders call a Flint Style Coney. Popularized by the hit chain restaurant which originated here in Flint, Halo Burger.

The Norwegian one is a little simplistic. The wrap is a flat potato bread (lompe) and you always get the choice of a hotdog bun or a lompe. The sausage itself is either a plain sausage, one impregnated with cheese, one impregnated with cheese and wrapped in bacon, or one made of hamburger meat. There are then optional extras like pickle, onion, crispy fried onion etc and of course ketchup and or mustard.

These are available at pretty much every kiosk/news agent/gas station. The choices are pretty much always the same. Personally I go for a bacon and cheese sausage on a wholemeal bun with fried onions and mustard.

There is a restaurant in Australia called Bunnings that only serves hotdogs. They have one every few kilometres. I think you can also buy tools and plants there.

NY dirty water dogs are nothing more than a vessel for red onion sauce.

Note to self- visit Guatemala.

In parts of Germany, you'll get this, and it's frigging delicious. Crispy yet juicy.

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That's also what you will be served in the, at over 500 years, world's oldest, still operating fast food kitchen.

Venezuelan , the PERRO CALIENTE one is missing:

The Chilean one, the "completo" is literally missing mayonnaise:

The Japanese one: if you have a hot dog without the bun, is it even a hot dog?

The Peruvian one: It's called SALCHIPAPAS

Argentine one, is called CHORIPAN, and it's awesome

Norway one: basically lost the will to live

The NJ ripped (deep fried) ones are missing. Also the Carolina is misplaced. The slaw dog originated in WV.

Choripan! que carajo es un perro caliente?

Why the fuck is Iceland not on here? Hotdogs are literally the maid food group there

Guatemala: remove the bacon wrap, remove lettuce, add ketchup. Like, you can get it with bacon and without ketchup but you have to request both those things extra. Lettuce is just weird.

Nice glizzy guide!

The bagel dog sounds amazing, but I also do love everything bagels

Maine has red hotdogs, we call them red snappers

What's it called when you're squeamish about textures so you only put ketchup and mustard on your dog?

The hot dogs I've been eating all my life didn't even make the list...

I must protest the no beans

Swiss cheese. Really, Kansas City?

Not kidding, we made and ate all of these over the course of a couple years. Most were good, some were amazing and a couple were terrible.

Don’t forget the Baltimore dog, Esskay hotdog in a bun with mustard, ketchup and chopped onions, then tell everyone how much better they are in New York.

Would it be possible to have this poster printed? i'd like to hang this in my kitchen.

I just want a good bun and a line of mustard.

Seattle is probably my favorite. Good hack for New York is to ask them to put the hot sauce they usually use for kebabs/gyro on it

No Cincinnati chili Skyline coney?

Feels like Japan tried hard to make it as different as possible

I want both. Where is the crossover?
Hmm... I'm sure we could make a vegetarian version with bean based dogs.

The Tijuana dog changed my life. A customer had made one of those for me and my partner when we installed their internet. I was a little doubtful at first, seeing what was on it, but I was wrong to.

I'll take a Michigan, hold the mustard. Absolutely love chili dogs.

No currywurst 💔

I dunno man, lived in Chicago for a couple of years, never saw green relish. Also, it's a beef dog, no hog.

gruyère is swiss not french btw

Good list. No churro dog. No chili dog. My hot dog guy has this thing with sweet red cabbage slaw, bacon crumbles, sweet red hot dog sauce (not ketchup don't get me started) grated cheese, and his buns are grilled in thus great garlic butter he makes. He calls it his Texas dog because he's from Austin, and once a week he has a brisket dog that's respectable. Fuck I hope he's still open when I need dinner

Never had a swedish hot dog either, think they confused it with a falafel, which is pretty common in south sweden

taco, buffalo, birddog and Jesus

But is a hot dog a sandwich?

the norwegian one looks like a cruel joke

Japan didn't understand the assignment.

Many of those sound gross, but Baltimore....what the fuck man....soggy ass bread? I don't even have to ask if you're good because you are so apparently not ok.

The Colombian one is pretty accurate, but it should probably have bacon on it, too.

The Seattle dog doesn’t have jalapeños, cabbage, or siracha, and instead has grilled onions. It’s delicious.

Stuff it with some jack cheese, and The Amsterdam is literally Cheesy Blasters (from 30 Rock)

Coney dogs have mustard on them.

I know nothing about this stuff, but I think USA shouldn’t have 30 different ot dawgss. Choose one and sit the fuck down.

Once again the Philippines doesn’t know how to food