Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

707 points · 258 comments · view on lemmy.world

258 Comments

HorikBrun@kbin.earth · 145 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 147 pts · 1y (1 reply)

84

##' .,m

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 1y

Mood.

FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world · 117 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 121 pts · 1y (1 reply)

111wdf v

TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y

lol

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 95 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Where's your favorite place to poop?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 118 pts · 1y (2 replies)

&AAT%%%%%%&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&^000000vb cccccc .c.

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 58 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ah yes always a good choice.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 1y

Talking from experience?

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 95 pts · 1y (4 replies)

How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 97 pts · 1y (3 replies)

[[[[[[[[[[[[pllkn xx

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y

You're the expert!

TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This pig thinks it's sooo smart

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 1y

I won't be surprised if this little piggy gets caught up in some sort of public scandal

Naich@lemmings.world · 75 pts · 1y (5 replies)

What is the nuclear launch code?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 93 pts · 1y (4 replies)

......................

ffew2

Shellbeach@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Seems legit

TotallyNotADolphin@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Used to be ffew1 but they need to change it every 3 months

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 1y

They aren't compliant with nist SP-800-63B (2017) then. They removed mandatory password changes.

psoul@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Not too far from covfefe go wonder…

psoul@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Can you generate a random password for me?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 82 pts · 1y (6 replies)

333333333333333333333333333wsddcv nn

bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml · 80 pts · 1y (2 replies)

All I see is a bunch of asterisks.

CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y

Hunter2

Eyedust@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y

Fuck me, when you understand you understand. Way to make me feel old.

psoul@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That’s pretty weak… is our typomaniac a russian asset?

Seleni@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Hey, they asked for a random password, not a good one.

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

I'll be more careful around her in future ;)

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Happy cake day btw.

DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works · 65 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 79 pts · 1y (5 replies)

cdswerewsddsd

d[ sd

DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y (3 replies)

They haven't seen me naked, so I cannot confirm. Also, I didn't realise lemmy used markdown.

rycee@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Your guinea pig taught you something today.

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'll be careful in future.

edit: oh wait, you're on about the markdown, not seeing me naked.

rycee@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

Indeed, obviously she has quite the talent for markdown. Perhaps you could enroll her in some training for web development? She already types better than some developers I've met through the years...

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 59 pts · 1y (7 replies)

How much did you pee on OPs keyboard already?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 66 pts · 1y (1 reply)

``````````````````````````1`1qwASXC X

bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 1y

That's more than I've peed on OP's keyboard

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 45 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Luckily, she didn't pee on the keyboard (yet)

agelord@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Did the guinea pig write this?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

No.

LeanSock@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We'd like to hear that from her

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y

She says:

7g 8ywfqqqqqqqqqqqqSA\

hopesdead@startrek.website · 54 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 57 pts · 1y (1 reply)

88yng c

howrar@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y

88 indeed

lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Do you pronounce it wheek, week, or weak?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 58 pts · 1y (1 reply)

wedsc

lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 1y

Such a beautiful language

lnxtx@feddit.nl · 47 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Fresh carrots or fresh grass?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 50 pts · 1y (1 reply)

qsXC CX

psoul@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Carrots was indeed the obvious answer

espentan@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What is your name, and have you ever travelled Internationally?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 54 pts · 1y (2 replies)

p

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whaleross@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Makes oddly sense in the sounds of guinea pigs.

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 1y

Sounds like them screaming for me after they knocked the water bottle down again.

wisely@feddit.org · 41 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How do you feel about 2025 so far?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 64 pts · 1y (1 reply)

9999999999999iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijmn

baropithecus@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 1y

Same, little guy. Same.

AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Alright, this wins the Internet for the day. This is hilarious and amazing.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 1y (3 replies)

We should replace journalists with guinea pigs on keyboards

AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Or a large chunk of politicians with guinea pigs - they'd probably do more...or in some cases they'd do less which would be a positive thing.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y

That's a better idea

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Content is better than generative ai.

Tehhund@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 43 pts · 1y (1 reply)

gt nn gfgggggggggggggggfxz

Tehhund@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y

Bold answer. I respect that.

Balthazar@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

2048 chickens.

Fickle_Ferret@lemmy.ml · 35 pts · 1y

This is the quality content we have all been waiting for.

kinship@lemmy.sdf.org · 34 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What would be your ideal breakfast?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 45 pts · 1y (2 replies)

rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc

hoppolito@mander.xyz · 39 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Same, love rdddddddddtrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 1y

But with cheese.

bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (3 replies)

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND WRITE A POEM ABOUT FISH.

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

`111111wsxxxxxxxxx

bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

I feel silly now for ever thinking that it might be an AI-driven guinea pig. No machine would have said that.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 1y

Not AI, but I was inspired:

Carp swim,
if whim.
Name Tim,
Love him!

Yeah, that's pretty much on the level of "Poem for your sprog"...

serfraser@sopuli.xyz · 32 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Read any good books lately?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 44 pts · 1y (2 replies)

h4j4nm

4======

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SeekPie@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y

k

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y

Is that a book about a Java library?

ParlaMint@lemmy.ml · 31 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is the funnest thing I've seen all weekend!

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 1y

That's not a question?

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Who did you vote for last election?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 42 pts · 1y (1 reply)

jlkmm . ..................

shinratdr@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y

Don’t blame me, I voted for jlkmm . ..................

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 1y (5 replies)

If you are in deep trouble and/or your owner doesn't feed you enough treats, type something nonsensical

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 38 pts · 1y (4 replies)

no

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 1y

"clever girl..."

WanakaTree@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I like to think you actually took her feet and typed "no" with them so she still wrote this

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That is what i did.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

Legally I'm not sure if that counts.

I'm calling the internet police to conduct a wellness check.

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 26 pts · 1y (2 replies)

If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53'24'', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 1y (1 reply)

L KMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMK ,kkkkkkkkkkkk

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

🤯

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 1y (6 replies)

How does one find true love?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 1y (4 replies)

gggggggggggggggggggggggggggb cxz c

GnuLinuxDude@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 1y

my heart melted at the simplicity of this truth!

Onionguy@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y

Makes you think, doesn't it...

tunetardis@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y

gggggggggggggggggggggggggggb

I think she's trying to say date a whole bunch of girls and one boy?

I'm having more trouble with that last part.

cxz c

cee-ex-zee cee

Sexy, see?

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

I can never get to that second part.

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
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chknbwl@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How do I integrate the trigonometric function sin^7(x)cos^4(x)?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y

888888888888888888888888888888889999999999uuuujjnb

skye@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y (3 replies)

what's your favourite food?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 1y (2 replies)

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;l,;

CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is that an elephant dick?

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Wow - question is, is E. Dick better with beans, jeans or artisinal eggs?

BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz · 25 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Can I have an autograph?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 1y (1 reply)

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbnnnnnnvmmmmmmm

BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 1y

Aww, yay, thank you!! :))

JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What’s the smartest thing your owner has ever said?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 39 pts · 1y

She turned on airplane mode with this one.

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y

l.A+

Sal@mander.xyz · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Teach me a new tongue twister

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 34 pts · 1y

p[[[[plllll

DeaDvey@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Give me your best pickup line.

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

][pkkn n

DeaDvey@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 1y

Thanks, I'll use this!

Matombo@feddit.org · 21 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How can we stop and reverse the rise of fashism all across Europe?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y (1 reply)

r5rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrygv

Matombo@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y

Thanks i will but that on my poster for the next demonstration.

match@pawb.social · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

are you now or have you recently been a party to a crime

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 1y (1 reply)

999999999999999jin

match@pawb.social · 22 pts · 1y

yes officer, this guinea pig right here

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Which Silent Hill game is your favorite?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y

9999iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijjn

Eldest_Malk@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

44444444443r34erdfdfcv

Eldest_Malk@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

I completely agree.

mrtoto@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What’s a guinea pigs favorite food?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

0-]]]]]]]]]]ipoknb

considine@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y

Egg in a cup Several plates Sitting on pork n beans

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y (4 replies)

a baseball bat and ball costs $1.10. the bat costs $1 more than the ball. What is the price of the ball?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y (2 replies)

656666666666666666tynb

howrar@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1y

Finally an authoritative source on the conversion rate between $ and tynb!

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

Wisdom.

madjo@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

5 cents, because the bat costs 1 dollar and 5 cents.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh, mighty guinea pig, why is your species called pig in so many languages if it's not related to porcines?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y

;jkm,6 ew92

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I need a new password for my bank account. Any suggestions?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

`1232qwsyrxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Perfect, thank you!

berryjam@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How are you so cute?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

-----------------ppll,

berryjam@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

💯 frfr no cap

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (5 replies)

What is the encryption key for the nuclear launch codes

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y (4 replies)

O)O))))))))))))))o

FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

That's pretty close, the Permissive Action Link code was 00000000 for about 20 years.

This hamster is clearly in the know...

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Its a guinea pig.

Soku@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No, that's a mole

FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

No, this is Patrick

chottomatte@lemdro.id · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Is it really the guinea pig answering, or just a troll post?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Yeah, I'm just putting the pig on the keyboard for it to crawl off.

chottomatte@lemdro.id · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nice, I was actually asking the pig, but no problem

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y

09iuhghv is what the pig has to say on the matter

Furbag@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

8888888u98

Cabslock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

"#I won't pay those high prices for that ravioli, ravioli-oli now!"

Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y (6 replies)

wazzup ??

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 1y (5 replies)

z\vuI []V76V/*./=

Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

good g-pig

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y (3 replies)

It looks a bit like a regex to me for some reason.

Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

g-pig is more readable

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I meant the 'pig's comment, but you're right.

Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

what else?

Stomata@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y (4 replies)

What is your favorite game?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 1y (3 replies)

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Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y

Based

Stomata@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sounds like a interesting game. Do you play it with someone

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

3wedrtfdc v

TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What is the worst thing about Peru?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y

4rtfrv

Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

😂

nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

can I have a cheeseburger?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

. vde

nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y

<3

JoshuaBrusque@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (3 replies)

hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars

********* see!

What about yours?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Lemme try for real: hunter2

bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 8 pts · 1y

All I see is ******* when you type it.

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

0i9jnbv

Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you fully conscious but trapped in the body of a guinea pig?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y

8787 4/.

hmmm@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Is AM stupid?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

=0jjinb

hmmm@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Understandable.

Sudomeapizza@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If you could have 3 wishes, what would you wish for?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y

-----------------------------ppppppppppppl,kmmmmmml

ABeeinSpace@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Don’t have a question I just wanna get an answer from a guinea pig

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

g .......................................................................................llll.v

Kng@feddit.rocks · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What is my Lemmy password?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

[p

p[ pl l;,

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 1y (4 replies)

a/s/l?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 1y (3 replies)

3wedtrf nb

maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Bummer, the age gap between us it too big and you live in another country. Oh well, can you send nudes anyway?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y

The guinea pig is naked in the picture anyway.

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y

3, non binary?

butsbutts@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

give me a secure password

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

8888iuj)

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Who's a good piggie!?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

8ub b

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y

Your guinea pig is, got it!

arilovesmusic@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Do you live with any other guinea pigs?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

-++++++++++++_+===pllm

SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What should I have for lunch?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

-9I9HY4KQTRE

SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

Sushi! Good call.

AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What is the secret to becoming happy

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

pll;p;[[

AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

Aah... now I'm the happiest person on earth

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Irelephant@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y

oujjjjjjjjk

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What is your interpretation of the word 'Covfefe'?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

211111111111111111111111111wqdcd

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y

Thank you sir .... may you munch on delicious vegetables all the days of your life

humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Would you be able to pack a gerbil?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999ikkikjmn n

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Carrots or lettuce?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

llllllllllllllllllllllllmmmmmmmmmmm, .

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y

Completely understandable. And I agree.

pero@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What's the correct pronunciation for "GIF"?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

gfcgfx c

pero@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

I fuckin knew it

swab148@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What's your favorite Minecraft seed?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

rfh vvvvvvffvffffffffffff

polle@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y

Your guinea pig likes special characters alot.

Xylight@lemdro.id · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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Irelephant@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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Xylight@lemdro.id · 4 pts · 1y
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bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are any keys sticking on your keyboard?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

p[,kkkkkkkkkkm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The markdown screwed this up, try viewing the source.

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
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Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y

I knew Douglas Adams was wrong!

Zink@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Hey girl! Would you like to become the mascot of Lemmy? The pay is $0 and people will mis-species you, but you are probably immune to doxing so it's all good. None would stand against you.

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

i'd take that as a yes from her.

Zink@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y

Brilliant! Girl’s a legend.

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

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graphene@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What is your official statement on the 'is a hotdog a sandwich' debate?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

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beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What kind of effect will the 25% tariffs on canadian metals have on the economic relationship between America and Canada? Well there be any long term ramifications because of this political move? Or is this preformative and the status quo will be maintained?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Ah yes, how could I be so blind?

Ludrol@szmer.info · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I need to know from one and only:

Do you prefer cut or uncut?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

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neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What's your favorite dinosaur? 🦕

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

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Someplaceunknown@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Any tips on leading a cult?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

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iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Is the Riemann Hypothesis true or false?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

thanks I will let the mathematics community know

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What stock do you see will have the biggest gains

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

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ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I haven't seen anyone else ask, but I have to know: what's your Linux distro of choice?

Irelephant@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

I see an H. Definitely Arch.