This tub of shit

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39 Comments

DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 76 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Built like a ziplock full of milk

billwashere@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Holy shit that’s hilarious.

YungOnions@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

OK, this made me genuinely laugh out loud, well done

MooDib@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Baron Harkonnen vibes.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 17 pts · 1y
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y

The Baron at least had some style

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 38 pts · 1y (13 replies)

Is this picture photoshopped, or does he actually have this much of a belly?

Zikeji@programming.dev · 58 pts · 1y (9 replies)
KingGordon@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Bro built like a deep breath.

AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y

Now this is a rare insult

ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

And now I see why he chickened out of the fight with Zuckerberg. Zuck vs. the X Fail Whale. Would have been epic.

Don't get me wrong, I don't like Zuck, and would have been cheering for him to clumsily trip as he was led from the ring, but I do have my preferred order of courses in my billionaire buffet, and the Elon course comes first.

FunkFakin420@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

That is not a normal human shape...

imvii@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Instead of losing weight he's been sucking his gut in or wearing a girdle. Joe Rogan has the same torso.

ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

From what I've heard (code for too lazy to google rn) it was because he had liposuction, but kept up his shitty diet so the fat piled on weird.

imvii@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

That's entirely possible as well. If you remove fat cells from one area, the others will pick up the slack.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Forget about Vantablack. Elonwhite is the new color de jour. It’s so fucking white that no light is absorbed at all.

crank0271@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Wow, he's camouflaged for the boat

Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 1y

Yeah, I'd also linke to know the source.

Punchshark@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I have no clue and I dont care. I will share this and many more forever! Fucking garbage bag of oatmeal!

Mac@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 1y

Spreading AI slop helps no one.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 1y

Splash water on it and push it back in, poor thing.

Oh, wait.

Yeah, splash water on it and push it in.

FellowHuman@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (6 replies)

We should not shame him for his body.

...

We should shame him for what a terrible piece of garbage human being he is.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
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raid_dad@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What if we did both?

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Don’t bother, the young American left has become allergic to humour, jokes, roasts and comedy in general. They’ve become just as hyper offended and humourless as conservatives.

Canadian leftist here, I still like to laugh at a good fat joke, cause I’m not obsessed with this need to call people out for what they find funny

FellowHuman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

"Uhm Actualy" (/s), I am EU center left from country with insurace paid by employer or country, if you are not willingly uneployed.

My issue with it is that, I consider this dufus so bad, it's not funny anymore. And I don't want us who hate him to look like we hate him for anything else that for his thoughts and actions.

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you the kind of person who sends letters to the network when a tv show says a joke that offends you? Where did people’s sense of humour go anyways?

FellowHuman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I don't have a problem with the fat joke, I just think, that focussing on his physical flaws distracts us from what ab incredible idiot he is.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 20 pts · 1y

A literal bathtub full of literal feces would actually be more attractive.

thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why share a fake AI image to roast someone? There are plenty of real photos to laugh at

Punchshark@lemmy.ca · -10 pts · 1y

Im playing at their level! I dont care whats real or not

hOrni@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)
ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Excellent reference!!

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y

He's looking for a milk bath to snort his worm poop in.

Rhoeri@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Quick! Someone toss it back in! It’s suffocating breathing our air!

boaratio@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What did he scrape his tum tum on?

imvii@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

He's on his period.

peregrin5@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

I'd say a skinny Jabba.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y

Sentient mayonnaise

uebquauntbez@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Into the gulf of me, X & co please !1!!