You're going to need to be VERY specific about how much empathy a person can feel, or else being in a crowd will cripple someone, and doctors would never be able to perform emergency surgery or help a woman give birth. Orgasms would be fantastic though!
I assume this includes changing the past so how about have Bernie win the 2016 Democratic Primary.
Or go back and have SCOTUS say the 2000 Florida recount could continue until the true winner was determined.
Or go back and have Carter win in 1980 by revealing the collusion between the Reagan campaign and Iran (might have to include breaking the OPEC bullshit too).
If none of that, and assuming "free will" can't be overridden, maybe Freaky Friday the consciousnesses of the 2024 Democratic candidates &. spouses into the bodies of the Republican equivalents. If there's some limitation based on the biological sex of the participants, put Doug into Trump and Kamala into Melania, they're a team anyway.
Um, yes I would like 3 Doritos Locos Tacos supreme a Natco Belgrade and a large Baja Blast... Ooh and since you're bending reality to your will is it possible to get the Naked Chicken Chalupa? Or do I need to wait until they bring it back?
I wanted it for the whole world, but just me, being allowed to say whatever I want no matter who it offends anywhere I go, that's something.
SHIT BALLS! Tiananmen square massacre! The WEF is full of evil narcissistic sociopaths!
See? free speech allows you to freely criticize things...especially government powers and corporate powers. Free speech laws exist specifically so you can say things that are going to rock the boat and upset people.
86 Comments
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 70 pts · 1y
Three-day weekends pretty please
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 55 pts · 1y
I have added an eighth day to the week.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
I'm willing to settle for that.
Donkter@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Functionally similar
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
:<
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
illi@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Honestly, that'd work.
Nay@feddit.nl · 51 pts · 1y
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
What, like, you want more of it?
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org · 33 pts · 1y
runeko@programming.dev · 12 pts · 1y
"Reality is a one-trick pony. You only get one trick: rational thought, but when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!" - The Tick
0ndead@infosec.pub · 22 pts · 1y
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
JackLSauce@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit...
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y
Australian downvote.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1y
Yeah I'll have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
Sir. You are holding up the drive through.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Chicken enchirito
MrShankles@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y
Annnnd theeennnnnn????
JargonWagon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Combo or by itself?
Angelusz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
meliaesc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You're going to need to be VERY specific about how much empathy a person can feel, or else being in a crowd will cripple someone, and doctors would never be able to perform emergency surgery or help a woman give birth. Orgasms would be fantastic though!
Angelusz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Ah yes, good thing I'm good at being specific, when I put myself to it. But good catch!
M4t1cc@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
For all of us to have a good day tomorrow
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 1y
I want a buttplug that's programmed to win the next elections.
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
this was the best and worst thing I've read all day
Genius@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 1y
Can you pick up some frozen peas?
Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y
Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?
Tencho@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Can you cure my depression
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Yea, cure this guy's depression
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Hey, just what you see pal.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 1y
A pack of condoms and, uh... What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
I don't think they're allowed to sell that any more
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
I see you used to buy "hare" meat in medieval times
theneverfox@pawb.social · 9 pts · 1y
Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 1y
Some potato chips.
casmael@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏
demian@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.
lena@gregtech.eu · 6 pts · 1y
Make me a cis girl pleeeeeeease :3
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Jessica Jessica
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Financial freedom would be pretty neat if you could swing it my good wizard dude
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
You are transported to the neolithic period.
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Hmm.. is anyone else with me?
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
I sent you to the middle of France.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
Why do you hate Rizzo?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
If there's a place to be a Neolithic human, France seems like a solid bet tbh.
metaStatic@kbin.earth · 5 pts · 1y
2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please
arotrios@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Enough to collapse into a black hole that will eat Florida before it evaporates, please.
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession
If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
I want to have your powers, too. Thanks.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y
If you're still bending reality, I could use more time.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
Here's an extra minute
ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
I assume this includes changing the past so how about have Bernie win the 2016 Democratic Primary.
Or go back and have SCOTUS say the 2000 Florida recount could continue until the true winner was determined.
Or go back and have Carter win in 1980 by revealing the collusion between the Reagan campaign and Iran (might have to include breaking the OPEC bullshit too).
If none of that, and assuming "free will" can't be overridden, maybe Freaky Friday the consciousnesses of the 2024 Democratic candidates &. spouses into the bodies of the Republican equivalents. If there's some limitation based on the biological sex of the participants, put Doug into Trump and Kamala into Melania, they're a team anyway.
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
If I could be 20 again, that would great... And if you're feeling generous, maybe some wizarding lessons?
ameancow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Give me some time to think about it
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
Can I just have a perfect memory, so I stop forgetting things that are important?
chmod755@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Username Checks Out
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Can I have a pet Mi-Go? I can Venmo you to reimburse.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Oh hey, I've seen those guys in ZAngband.
jollyrogue@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
A puppy?
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
chetradley@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
I'm starting to think you know more about DNA than you do about dogs.
jollyrogue@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
🥹
Fullonturkeydog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I'd really like the package I'm waiting for to turn up today please
Oh and world peace would be lovely
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
I'll take some Butterfinger BB's, a tube of Cool Ranch 3D Doritos, and a Strawberry Passion Awareness Frutopia.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Um, yes I would like 3 Doritos Locos Tacos supreme a Natco Belgrade and a large Baja Blast... Ooh and since you're bending reality to your will is it possible to get the Naked Chicken Chalupa? Or do I need to wait until they bring it back?
Randelung@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
A chicken nugget, please.
nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
Could use a sabbatical from reality, if it's going (as in suspending time and space for a bit for a good rest).
doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
call_me_xale@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
FALGSC
untorquer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Natural hot springs in my woods? You can use then whenever you want.
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I'll take a pastrami reuben, thanks!
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I think I want to go watch Dude Wheres My Car again.
Donkter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
A nice scrandwich. I like that chewy spicy salami or chicken/tuna salad, good mustard, some vegetables, and dealers choice on the cheese.
dogheadhunter@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Tacos. Lots of tacos
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
I have some issues with the everything that's happening...
courval@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Make all children special and important not just sons and daughters
__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Happiness
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · -6 pts · 1y
Free speech absolutism...world wide
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
Free speech absolutism for Mr Worldwide. Got it.
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 0 pts · 1y
I wanted it for the whole world, but just me, being allowed to say whatever I want no matter who it offends anywhere I go, that's something.
SHIT BALLS! Tiananmen square massacre! The WEF is full of evil narcissistic sociopaths!
See? free speech allows you to freely criticize things...especially government powers and corporate powers. Free speech laws exist specifically so you can say things that are going to rock the boat and upset people.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
Thank you pit bull. love you music.
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
is Pit Bull a free speech absolutist too?
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
You never asked to be free of the consequences of speaking your mind though.
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 0 pts · 1y
insults and other words that hurt people's feelings isn't a crime and shouldn't be a crime