Milkwalker Rule

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25 Comments

OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 71 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'll do whatever you say Mr Milkwalker, please just leave me and my family alone

match@pawb.social · 42 pts · 1y

milkwalker wants to know your full address and the names of your family

protist@mander.xyz · 43 pts · 1y

Be sure you know your address! Tell me your address

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 1y

Baba Yaga's house vibes

MysteryMeatbag@mander.xyz · 27 pts · 1y

The discolored, worn appearance of the carton takes this to another level of weird. Like it was found in the walls of a house and strange things start happening to the family that found it.

PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 1y

do not tell Milkwalker your full name, he is fae

Drempire@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Milkwalker is in my nightmares now

Gerudo@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Did marketing think, Skinwalker is a cool name, but how do we integrate it into our brand.

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Skimwalker

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y

Nice

Ephera@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My first thought was that someone tried a play of words on "Milwaukee". Maybe if it's being sold there, people would get it...?

Gerudo@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

My god, I didn't get it, but that's borderline genius or borderline stupid.

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

That's one seriously disturbing mascot.

lnxtx@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1y

And credit card number and three digits from the back? 🤔

spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I remember this one. Quite sure it is the Byrne Dairy brand.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I ... Thought that was a local thing, TBH.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y

i think its cute :3

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 8 pts · 1y

New creepypasta just dropped

mewbees@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

help us milkwalker the country isn't looking so good

samus12345@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
  • To stay the hell away from Milkwalker
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

This feels line the 'YOUR AD HERE' version of putting missing kids on milk cartons. Does the presence of the milkwalker mean no kids went missing that week? Maybe we should want to see the milkwalker more often.

2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Thank you milkwalker

Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

45 cents?

TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y

When I was in school lunch was a nickel

froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

I'm not sure anymore