If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.
…the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.
But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.
If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.
These people not only know anything about trucks, but they also lack knowledge of automobiles in general. Which explains why they thought a cybertruck was a good idea.
In addition to what the other comment said, cost of multiple deliveries for these goods throughout the year would also be cheaper than buying a truck vs a sedan.
I can imagine him bringing the child with him everywhere he goes to prove he’s not a virgin. It never works. Everyone just assumes he’s an uncle, foster parent, etc.
I had a 1992 VW GTI that routinely transported a 4-piece drumkit (in separate road-cases), associated cymbals/hardware), a 4x12 guitar cab, a 6x10 bass cab, 2 heavy tube amp heads for said cabs, and 4 guitars all in the rear with a comfortable passenger in shotgun. I never considered having to sag brag.
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79 Comments
emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de · 155 pts · 1y
"My truck can haul as much as a shopping cart can. Beat that liberals."
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 1y
So my station wagon is a truck now? .... mine can haul about four shopping carts worth of stuff.
Grimtuck@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
My Merc A180 hatchback can carry more than what's in this picture. Truly pathetic.
bluesheep@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Never knew the swaticar was so small it could fit in a hatchback, guess you learn something knew everyday
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
My smart car could carry more than that.
laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
A station wagon is a better truck than that thing
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y
Real pound of iron vs pound of feathers energy here
Cars can’t haul bags of soil! Soil is heavy!
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
The owner also can't park for shit either.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 97 pts · 1y
If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.
…the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.
But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.
blitzen@lemmy.ca · 47 pts · 1y
If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.
pixelmeow@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe's trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.
dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y
Yeah like…I wouldn’t even need to put my back seat down to fit that in my fucking golf.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
These people not only know anything about trucks, but they also lack knowledge of automobiles in general. Which explains why they thought a cybertruck was a good idea.
DrPop@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Right i fit more into my old Nissan Versa.
Mavytan@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y
It could even fit in a cargo bike
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org · 25 pts · 1y
I wouldn't be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y
If it's weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?
hddsx@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
It’s also weak against bugs
Revan343@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
🔥
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
It's weak to that too.
lemmylommy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Then 💩
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Seems like ground/steel type then. Weak to water, ground and fire.
bilb@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
I'm sure I could transport that with my Bolt EUV if I folded the seats down. Might not even have to.
stray@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y
Is that soil? The bags say cow manure. (I don't know a hell of a lot about gardening. Maybe that's functionally the same thing??)
Also they're at Lowe's.
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Oops, you’re right but it’s still the same scenario. The manure is just a little more expensive and your truck bed smells for longer.
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 59 pts · 1y
They are bragging that their truck can handle the same amount of weight as a... Shopping cart
Thorry84@feddit.nl · 58 pts · 1y
So this dude is impressed his car can carry the same weight as a fucking shopping trolley?
LMAO
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemm.ee · 41 pts · 1y
The fact that people think they need a truck for this is the reason there's so many trucks on the road
Psythik@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
Yeah seriously, a hot hatch or even the trunk of your average sedan could fit this.
Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
My scion could fit this.
SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
In addition to what the other comment said, cost of multiple deliveries for these goods throughout the year would also be cheaper than buying a truck vs a sedan.
TransSynthesist@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 1y
It can haul ... checks notes .... the same amount as a human powered shopping cart.
Earflap@reddthat.com · 35 pts · 1y
Congratulations! Your Swastidumpster has the same carrying capacity as 1 (one) standard grocery cart.
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 1y
Bro can fit one shopping cart worth of stuff in his car.
pleasegoaway@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
*truck lol
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
A full shopping cart? I can haul that much in the back seat of my Nissan Leaf. And I don't mean the rear cargo area, I mean the back seat.
Auntievenim@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Why do Tesla fans always look like that
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
He also put the kid first in the trunk, then loaded all that stuff after it. Typical.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
These can’t be real. They are just too sad and pathetic.
ThefuzzyFurryComrade@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y
Oh it is real.
DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
I can fit that in the trunk of my sedan for crying out loud.
Cybertruck owners love to think their vehicle can do "truck things" without even having a basic understanding of what those things are.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Diogenes: Behold, a truck! (posts just the shopping cart holding the bags)
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 7 pts · 1y
Literally zero SAG!
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
harsh3466@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 1y
FFS. I've hauled more than that in the back of my Nissan versa hatchback. Most recently 30 bags of mulch.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Well this is better than the 2 bags from the other post, but I STILL fit at least that much in the trunk of my Honda fucking civic.
yesman@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y
Must love his kid very much to put it in that deathtrap.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
I can imagine him bringing the child with him everywhere he goes to prove he’s not a virgin. It never works. Everyone just assumes he’s an uncle, foster parent, etc.
riodoro1@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I would’ve fit it in my coupe. It doesn’t even have folding back seats.
brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
I've hauled that much in my MR2 Spyder. It doesn't have a trunk or back seats.
jcs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I transported a Christmas tree in a NC1 Miata a couple times. Got a few looks. :)
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
My sports coupe fits that in the boot... Looks like 8 bags of soil, probably under 200kg.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Two trips on my E-bike.
Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
One trip with a cargo bike or bicycle trailer.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Yeah, I should get a trailer. Next E-bike I get will definitely be a cargo bike.
Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
A trailer is more flexible than a dedicated cargo bike and cheaper.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Yeah, I should get a trailer. Next E-bike I get will definitely be a cargo bike.
otacon239@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I’m pretty sure a Corolla hatchback can fit more.
SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
Miss, an old, dingy Volvo 740 wagon can carry twice that in its cargo compartment. Could that poor excuse of a vehicle...?:
Carry already-heavy containers containing even heavier liquids
Tow heavy commercial machinery from point A to point B
Haul heavy earth materials like rocks/cement and actual soil
Transport up to five morbidly obese yet muscular construction workers without its frame giving up
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
My Seat Ibiza can carry more.
null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
I think maybe my cargo bike could cart that. Kid included.
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
That shit would fit in the back of my sedan
Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
If I put the top down didn't have a passenger my Miata could do this.
Auzy@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
a fucking flatbed moped seems like a more useful vehicle in basically every way
Auzy@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Boomkop3@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y
Well at least they're happy with what they've got. Embarrassing as it is
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Woah. That's crazy.
jcs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Yet the stiff suspension of the Chevy Silverado 2500HD is barely tolerable over bumps and potholes until there's about 1000lb of payload.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
So, it can haul the equivalent of 2.5 adult humans, or 1 average 'murican.
clarinet_estimator@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
I hauled more dirt than that in my 2010 sedan last weekend to fill a couple of new garden beds.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
The fact that Merle felt the need to post this says much more than the post itself.
pwalshj@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I had a 1992 VW GTI that routinely transported a 4-piece drumkit (in separate road-cases), associated cymbals/hardware), a 4x12 guitar cab, a 6x10 bass cab, 2 heavy tube amp heads for said cabs, and 4 guitars all in the rear with a comfortable passenger in shotgun. I never considered having to sag brag.
Vrijgezelopkamers@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I’ve literally done more with a cargo bike.
jaileh@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 1y
I could do this much in my fucking peugeot 106...
bizzle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I've done more than this in my Cadillac
laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
I could load that in my hatchback with virtually zero sag, I don't think anyone would call it a truck
Telorand@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y
Pretty sure I can fit more in my 2013 Volvo sedan.
pixelmeow@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Edit: picture didn't upload :(