Your username is how you die, how bad is it?

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Oh god

Oh shit.

I die with a smile on my face

I get shot by richard stallman

Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.

uh oh

Spagettigification🫠

There's worse ways to go I guess

Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!

Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations

If I must die to a fork, it'd be funny if it was this one.

killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)

could be worse, I guess

Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess

Hit by a car. Which, statistically, is probably a solid guess

I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow

Shit, I'm choking and I can't see... what direction am I going?

I honestly have no idea, which opens up a whole world of possibilities!

Into the void I go

I think it would actually be pretty long and painful :(

Not too bad, im alive in practice

It's shocking.

Corrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go...

I guess that might mean lightsabers are real. You’re welcome, everyone.

Oh god oh fuck

at least there's dirt

My name is just my name… idk what that means 😥

I like the view; Though the pressure will end me

I die of sleep deprivation while smoking a lot of weed. In other words, a normal day for me.

Some wanker on a bike

Brayed to death by an Argentinian descendant of the African Wild Ass.

no bueno.

A bit excessive, don't you think?

Um, I get isekai'd into a dragon god with mirror-twin kitsune goddess as his wives? So pretty damn good, though my actual wife might object a touch.

My username is an old D&D PC of mine who has evolved greatly over the decades and is currently the pantheon head in a campaign/book setting. Not sure how else to match what the name means to the idea of the thread title.

My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

I'm still confused if it's going to be bad or trippy.

A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?

Oh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.

I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.

Death by a specially illiterate Lucifer, I guess?

Context for my username: it's the result of my 15yo edgy self trying to say "lightbringer" in Latin, without knowing how Latin compounds work. ("Lucifer" is fully regular, by the way.) Eventually however I stuck with the username across multiple sites, and it's still going strong two decades later.

In a bombastic manner

I do love clean socks....

pretty bad

Confusing

hey, it's going to be quick :)

I think I'm okay with it

Yes

Hard to say. I guess I don't die?

My username is the German version of a jackalope, so I guess I'm going out monty python style.

It's either going to hurt really bad or it's going to happen so quickly I won't know what happened.

I'm allergic... it's going to be unpleasant.

I...I don't even know how this would work.

Killed by an Ophanim or a weirdly designed car

It'll be wilted and slimey. Ewww (honestly I just stuck with my old reddit name, which was randomly generated, because I suck at naming).

Well at least there's somebody there when I die.

Dying being an alchemist is like dying because you forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, in other words, I was a bad alchemist...

I died the way I lived, incompetently.

Death goes viral, probably

Probably the sound I'll make when I die?

Very bad

...

A lot of sass in the best case.

It's not bad, it's friggin awesome!

Classy

I died as I lived

Someone's gonna ram me to death? OwO

If a dog who is an enlisted member of the Red Army of the USSR takes me out 1) what was I doing, 2) I probably deserved it at that point and 3) this means the USSR has been reformed

Barring a few obvious questions I think this outcome is a net positive fpr the world

Either in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.

I'm guessing pretty bad...

Heart attack. It's probably heart attack.

Not too fun, I’d imagine.

Always knew I was destined for hell.

Either i got lost on the moon and I'd be very bad at my job, or there's local fauna that hunted us down.

I'm gonna guess it doesn't move the plot forward

im not sure do i get eaten by fish or do i drown in a pile of fish?

Looks like I am drowning...

pretty warm and crispy

Either I get crushed by a big moon with an angry face or smothered by labia

I died who I am

Quickly, I hope.

It's terrible

Interesting.

Dying at the hand of Meryan person ("merjalane" = "Meryan person" in Estonian) sounds intriguing, considering that Merya people have been extinct for centuries

Following this man to the gates of hell.

sticky and horrid

Delicious

there's more than one gun so it will probably be quick at least

Cute but full of shit

Be yourself I guess

Lots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.

This is the best way I could've every gone.

Mine is randomly generated but I guess it would work. :)

I guess I die in a violent possum attack. Or do i?

I guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack

Pretty peacefully, I'd say.

Adorrible

I‘m just the average normal guy

I'm going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.

I'd think like Midas Touch but in silver

Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.

BurnedDonutHole related something will kill me it seems.

my username means nothing at all, it this bad?

Third son of a viking probably going to take me down.

Not entirely sure how it would work honestly

Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess

i should avoid sea food

Accurate, I suspect.

I mean… 😬

In a deep cavern, tricking zombies into following me into a trap, I find out ghasts run faster than the usual shamblers and get eaten.

Hopefully it'll bash my head in before munching on my limbs.

not so sure...

Guess I'll need to beware

I might be flushed down a toilet.. LuLu?

I'm honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.

A nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.

(Think of an Andromeda show but leaning more into fantasy than sci fi)

I live a long time and small parts of me go on forever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life (look for R-Pentamino)

A juniper tree yelling at me seems like a uniquely bizarre way to go. Honestly, I'm on board.

I don't know, but I'm a captain so I might be able to find my way out