c/lemmyshitpost · by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1y

And if so, one or both?

And if one? How does one decide which?

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69 Comments

blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 51 pts · 1y (13 replies)

Yup, all three balls.

stupe@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Three? I'm just sitting over here with one...

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (5 replies)

it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.

supernight52@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yeah, I've heard of that- Then they can summon Shenron, and have a wish granted, right?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I think that's just if they're Japanese

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Seems like a self balancing problem. More balls = more pressure. Then you lose one until you hit equilibrium with the other highlanders.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You'd think, but it's really hard to balance with so many balls.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Even with your legs so far apart?

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well, it's an average number.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Holy shit, not to brag, but you just made me realize I literally have an above-average number of balls. Updating my Tinder profile as we speak.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Okarun?

stupe@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

What's that?

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I lent my third to a friend. Can I do with 2 for now?

blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y

Yeah probably, but your partner might think you're a bit crazy for doing that.

robocall@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y (6 replies)

It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

Shit! That's how it works? I've been using a condom for each ball too! You've saved me so much money

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

People just dont understand men's anatomy

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

People just dont understand men's astrology

(Wait, is moon in astrology? Fuck, now I wanna check for real.)

RandomStickman@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Do you do the left ball with the waxing or waning phase?

robocall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Wax the ball

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Two moons?
Four balls in the condom!

the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Only put the one you plan to use

Valmond@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Not the one where the pee is stored.

the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

True, my doctor suggested this but sometimes I like to switch it up to surprise my partner.

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I read once in an article (don't remember the details), that the urine of schizophrenic people contains some psychedelic chemical naturally.

In other words, psychedelic pee is stored in the schizophrenia

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

That feel when your mom fucked a shaman and you're half magic mushroom, half human.

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (3 replies)

You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

BOOOOYAH

chad@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

I'm about to go try this shit at home!

nebulaone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Makes me wonder if anyone actually tried this for real.

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I've always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it's full of pee

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Some secrets we can take to the grave ❤️

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Can I trust you 👉👈

LordGimp@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nope. Screenshot is already on 9gag

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 1y

Ahhh, sweet 💞💞

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Well, I def don't buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that's for sure.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You putting icecream in there?!?!

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Yeah, it has nuts.
I thought this was the topic of discission :).

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 1y

Cold hard f**k

atlien51@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Wait you guys have more than 1?

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Found the one ball wonder right here

Madison420@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

You have less than nine? Is it not supposed to be a veritable bunch of grapes down there?

Agent641@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.

el_bhm@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

What is the rest of the recipe?

Blackout@fedia.io · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I'm all about less clutter.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y

minimalist lifestyle is so depression era coded. Im all for maximalism now. Get ball transplants, grow a tumour, have as many balls as you can

steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y

I tried but the condom is too big

hOrni@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Not just the condom, also the vagina.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y

Ew girls.

PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.

FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

One condom for each ball.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y

I try one for both (I'm eco friendly)

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 7 pts · 1y

They go in and I mean in

TomMasz@piefed.social · 7 pts · 1y

If they fits, they sits.

notnotdying@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)