c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1yit's just science 707 points · 40 comments · view on lemmy.world
40 Comments
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 39 pts · 1y
You are what you eat.
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 1y
On a definitely related note, I've recently been thinking it's wild how we build foot paths out of rocks and then put on rubber socks for actually walking on them.
In other words, asphalt is a scam by Big Foot to sell more shoes.
sbeak@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
Imagine if all roads were made of soft squishy stuff like rubber or carpet…one can only dream…
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
That sounds fucking disgusting
sbeak@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
no, roads would be soft and nice!
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
And full of dog shit.
sbeak@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
uh oh.
match@pawb.social · 2 pts · 1y
worldwide astroturf
xylol@leminal.space · 1 pts · 1y
Just go to Vegas and walk through the casinos now imagine them even less maintained
couch1potato@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y
The real hot dog was the hot dog we made along the way
CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
The rest of the animal isn’t around a hot dog casing.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 1y
Negative, i am haggis
AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I am a meat popsicle.
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Illogicalbit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
We’re made out of meat?
klemptor@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1y
I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.
hansolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y
Both correct.
Also, there are four lights.
klemptor@startrek.website · 4 pts · 1y
There's a fifth, but
LuckyJones@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Shh! Not so loud. You'll spook the neighbours.
They're made out of meat
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
My favorite version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
Maybe we're a carbon based intelligence that just goes through a meat phase.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Statement: While the majority of Lemmy may consist of subpar meat bags that does not mean all are meat bags.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1y
if you turn the inside of a hotdog into feces it's not a hotdog anymore, this is my hot take
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
It only stops being a hot dog when it comes out of your ass as it is no longer encased.
logicbomb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
But by that logic, a human centipede wouldn't be a string of hot dogs.
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I don't know if they're dogs, but they're definitely hot. 3===\\\\'=>
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Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
Surely you become the sausage, not the hot dog? Unless you lay in a long bread roll as well?
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
What else is there to do for fun??
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I lay in your mom’s yeast roll
Prox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
We are all hot dogs on this blessed day. 🙌
draconik@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y
Speak for yourself
anhkagi@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 1y
a hotdog isn't just a sausage, but we might consider ourselves sausages tho
winkly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It’s hotdogs all the way down
Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y
Not all hotdogs have casings
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
RedBauble@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Does this mean a hotdog is positevely invariant?
ApeNo1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Oh hotdog, you completo me.
FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Sausage in - sausage out
zerofk@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Yes I’m a hot dawg for sure.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Philosophy memes
frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y
this is like some wacky epiphany I'd have while absolutely zooted lmao I love it 😂