c/lemmyshitpost · by Gork@sopuli.xyz · 1yMmmm suppositories. 636 points · 43 comments · view on lemmy.world
43 Comments
ramble81@lemmy.zip · 93 pts · 1y
“South mouth”… wake up honey, a new euphemism just dropped.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 27 pts · 1y
It's not new lol
It'd also been called the vertical smile.
db2@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Toothless one
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 1y
Ideally.
aviationeast@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Well boy do I have a horror film for you....
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
I already saw that one, actually. Or rather part of it, since I got bored and found something better to watch pretty quickly 🤷
aviationeast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah its mst3k level of bad. Fun to watch drunk though.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Should have told me 6 years ago when I still drank 😄
db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Splice?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Teeth
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I'm impressed that the site is still up almost 20 years later.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
I love it! 😄
(The comic and the song, not vagina dentata itself 😁)
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Do you not brush?
tpyo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I've 100% heard that 2nd one but never have I ever heard south mouth and I fucking love it
Also can be used for anything down there
hansolo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 1y
My partner's been using it for 20 years.
Oh shit...is this how I find out she's a time traveler?
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1y
She always knew you'd find out.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Ow my brain.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 1y
S O U T H M O U T H
percent@infosec.pub · 20 pts · 1y
That reminds me of a joke:
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.
grrk@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 1y
This is some crazy color coordination for me.
I think it's a sign to put some south in my south-mouth? I'm too high to decipher this message from the universe
P.s - nice username, Gork
supermurs@kbin.earth · 14 pts · 1y
What is a south mouth?
Zozano@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 1y
Pussy or ass
supermurs@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 1y
Makes sense!
Zozano@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
So does putting some in your south mouth.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
It's near the lower horn.
kieron115@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y
Interesting. The trousers conceal a tiny, secondary horn.
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Well don't put any in your east or west mouth or you might puncture your eardrum
sylver_dragon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
You're just suffering from an ear infucktion.
Soapbox@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y
There was a guy I knew in college who insisted everyone call him "South."
"Put some South in yo mouth!" was his constant catchphrase.
Naz@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Maybe these are his signs
notsure@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y
...darling it's better down where it's wetter...
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
take it from me
MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
tryagain@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
I think that's what it's supposed to say but we've all Don't Dead Open Insided it
foo@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
Does Lemmy have a dontdeadopeninside? If not, maybe it's time for /c/southmouth?
EvilFonzy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Feel good from Mouth to South!
xylol@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Southern rap lyric
CorruptCheesecake@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
TBF, quite a lot of really good food originated in poverty. You don't have a lot of quality ingredients, so you spend generations finding ways to make shit food taste better on the cheap.
PacMan@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I know of a BBQ joint that is their slogan