Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.
lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.
Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.
Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery
Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other's general direction.
Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills
US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!
44 Comments
HubertManne@piefed.social · 98 pts · 1y
So. Your a veteran. Yes sir! Bathroom monitor first class, sir!
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 70 pts · 1y
Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 12 pts · 1y
Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.
lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
I speak from experience. I was in Afghanistan and the companies that provide laundry services or food were just making insane amounts.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
$800,000 salary
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y
Only the best and brightest! 🦅
Bassman27@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 1y
Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
TEN HUT!
PRESEEEENT DICK!
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y
cock salute!
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 15 pts · 1y
Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.
Gerblat@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.
Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 1y
I NeEd To SeE tHe PiSs LeAviNg ThE bOdY!
fucking peter gazers
warbond@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other's general direction.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y
3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol
Gerblat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
No problem haha.
Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors 😅 it was definitely close quarters, but it helped us develop our sword-fighting skills
Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
they're growers now show-ers? have a little sympathy
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
DICKS OUT, MARINES!
abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
I wish this wasn't true but it is.
M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
Well that and "lack" of Penis inspection day next door as well.
MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al · 55 pts · 1y
That sounds fiscally responsible.
WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
Nothing says Christian fascist dictatorship quite like show me your genitals
vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 40 pts · 1y
Wow, nothing quite like solving the big issues in life.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
If Donald goes to the bathroom, they'll be solving the small issues
klu9@piefed.social · 35 pts · 1y
Don't you feel great again, America?
Stupidmanager@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
No. Send help
InputZero@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Unfortunately there isn't a lot of help available. American's are going to have to clean up their own house.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Don't worry Russia has got our back
DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
Your tax dollars at work.
M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
Lucky for me that is not the case.
charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 1y
It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
We live in the dumbest timeline.
charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
facts
thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 1y
PENIS POLICE! GET YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!
MyOpinion@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 1y
Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 1y
Maybe they just love penis
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
Porn and sex toys are fairly popular in the bible belt
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
US Army facing combat: _______
US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!
Penis Panickers.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
It's impressive how most of these right-wing nuts have been complying with this order for decades already.
ripcord@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Epstein
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 1y
Soldiers are going to stand outside bathrooms to check for budgie smugglers? That's a bit extreme.
Just tell them there's oil in the middle east. That'll get them out of your road.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
Pathetic
ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
I’m going to piss on your monitoring system.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Pete wants to see your dingle