Go ahead and pick a movie from the shelf to watch tonight.

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rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 1y

50 First Dates, obviously, because it's an actually not shit movie.

user1234@lemmynsfw.com · 34 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Let's go with 50 First Dates.

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Oh, down in the lower right corner! Nice. That will be a refreshing change.

::: spoiler Oh. That's also a copy of click. :::

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Nope, top right are some Click plus 50 First Dates double features.

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y

Oh, nice. Movie night is saved!

falidorn@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Reign over me and Mr. Deeds as well.

falidorn@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Oh wait. Big Daddy and Anger Management are there too.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Let's watch KΛИK tonight

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 19 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Almost, the strictly correct characters are КЛИК. You can see a slight difference between K/К in most fonts, and the Cyrillic L only looks like Greek lambda when stylized.

I prefer the Korean script, which looks like several numbers:

클릭

reev@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Hey honey let's watch 32127 tonight!

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Can you guess the TV show from faux Korean?

디읆ㄹ

Edit: my bad, see below

reev@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Best guess is 90210

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

You are correct, I misremembered the Beverly Hills ZIP code as 90202. If I didn't, I'd have written

디ㅇ렁 or 당링

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

Can you guess this movie from faux Korean?

킁칭

Also, this is how Germans say "marriage":

And this is a Nokia model:

Argentine first name:

Frequency unit:

쌜 (㎒)

"What year did we just time-travel to?"

뱲앪

Person, with a hat, dress or horns:

옷홋옻붓

ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

That almost looks like loss. Guess it's time to look for the correct combination of korean symbols

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Korean symbols (Hangul syllables) are in U+AC00 through U+DFFF and comprised of 2-3 strokes that can be found individually from U+3130 to U+318F. I skimmed through CJK syllables and the overwhelming lack of lone vertical lines makes it unlikely. I think that enough East Asians know about Loss that we'd get the character go virally copied and pasted, like Kaomoji faces, ߷ "Fidget Spinner" (NKo "Gbakorunen" symbol) and ඞ "Crewmate" (Sinhala "Kantaja Naasikyaya" symbol) if it existed.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

ㆁ ㆂ
ㆂ ㆆ

Almost

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y

I prefer those that can be written on 1 line of text. Also, these come with a kind of strikethrough to divide the panels:

슜|싄

someguy3@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Never heard of it

A workaholic architect finds a universal remote that allows him to fast-forward and rewind to different parts of his life. Complications arise when the remote starts to overrule his choices.

6.4/10

josefo@leminal.space · 5 pts · 1y

Is one of the few Adam Sandler movies I genuinely enjoy.

Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y

What? How? Why? Nice!

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is Adam Sandlers house, he's a big fan of the movie.

socsa@piefed.social · 14 pts · 1y

He's actually got a shelf for every movie.

All 83 of them. Say what you will about his movies - the man clearly loves what he does.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

My shelf is literally this but Hitch, variously in VHS, DVD, UMD and BRD across different regions.

josefo@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y

Dude

bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Tism?

PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 1y

That title suffers from the good ol' CLINT effect.

After a while, it just looks like "Cuck".

Soapbox@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y

This seems like an art installation.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

They're all extended versions of LOTR aren't they

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Best part is that they have the remote.

This might be one of the few older Adam Sandler movies I haven't watched. Wonder if they would loan a copy...

Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y

They are either dedicated and enthusiastic or an ex blockbuster manager that covered up a mistake, so either way probably yes

defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

It's also one of the very few actually really good Adam Sandler movies.

Stillwater@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Space Jam DVD

slackassassin@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Great. Now I have an absolute banger stuck in my head.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y

But only one copy of もしも昨日が選べたら

Dicska@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I got excited first, thinking I would see all the different titles the movie got in different languages. Then I found suspiciously too many 'Click's. The list:

(shit, this is rather long, I'll put it in a spoiler section... I love the Latvian version)

::: spoiler spoiler

(original title)

Click

Argentina

Click - perdiendo el control

Australia

Click

Austria

Klick

Azerbaijan

Klik

Brazil

Click

Bulgaria

Щрак(Bulgarian)

Canada

Click(English)

Canada

Clic(French)

Croatia

Klik - za savršen život

Czech Republic

Klik - život na dálkové ovládání

Ecuador

Click

Egypt

Click(English)

Finland

Klik!

France

Click

France

Click: Télécommandez votre vie(new title)

Germany

Klick

Greece

Click, i zoi se fast forward(transliterated title)

Greece

Click: Η ζωή σε fast forward

Hungary

Távkapcs

India

Click(English)

India

Click(Hindi)

Indonesia

Click(English)

Israel

Click(English)

Italy

Cambia la tua vita con un click

Japan

もしも昨日が選べたら(Japanese)

Kazakhstan

Клик: өмірді пультпен басқару

Kazakhstan

Клик: с пультом по жизни(Russian)

Latvia

Klikt!

Lithuania

Klik! Arba gyvenimas pagreitintai

Mexico

Click: Perdiendo el control

Netherlands

Click

Peru

Click - perdiendo el control

Philippines

Click(English)

Poland

Klik: I robisz, co chcesz

Portugal

Click

Russia

Клик: с пультом по жизни

Serbia

Клик

Singapore

Click(English)

Slovakia

Klik

Slovakia

Klik - život na diaľkové ovládanie(Alternative Title)

Slovenia

Klik - za popolno zivljenje

South Africa

Click(English)

Spain

Click

Sweden

Click

Taiwan

命運好好玩

Thailand

Click(English)

Turkey

Kumanda(Turkish)

Ukraine

Клік: З пультом по життю

United Arab Emirates

Click

United Kingdom

Click

United States

Click

United States

Click: Perdiendo el control(Spanish)

Uzbekistan

Hayot pulti

Venezuela

Click - perdiendo el control

Vietnam

Cú Click Huyền Bí

:::

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y

Why is this triggering a fear response in me

ddplf@szmer.info · 5 pts · 1y

It's pathetic that they ran out of boxes at the bottom, they clearly had to improvise. Lacking commitment, aren't we?

thericofactor@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Well it has Kate Beckinsale in it at her peak physical appearance, so there's that.

Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

Кайт Ьзкйнсдзйл? Она прелесть.

Dr_Box@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Black market click salesman

JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

Now someone do the Milo Manara one?