I'd be pretty worried about getting caught anyway. A tiger is not small and a tiger killing somebody is not quiet, clean or subtle. Unless this is a suicide mission; nobody's expecting it, so it could probably get you in a room with anyone, once.
Depends if you're science-invisible (in which case you might be blind) or magic-invisible. Bilbo was still casting a shadow with the One Ring on, so he could sit in the sun while invisible, if he wasn't engulfed in a fucked-up shadow world while doing it. That probably messes things up a bit.
Is the tiger always invisible or just when you want it to be? I'm thinking pranking a friend in the shower, but I think it would be more fun with a visual component
I'd go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I'd be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let's not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can't write, so his tomatoes have no name).
Yeah he can't read but he's rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!
I'd find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I'd go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.
I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.
Hmm. You really wouldn't miss anything? There's more risk if you're visible, but you could theoretically live as a human poacher or forager in some remote place.
Well... If you insist. 😀
I think I would miss the comfort of a clean house (no insects, no fleas, no ticks- I assume there are ticks in the jungle.) If I keep thinking like a human.
Worry that being invisible did not make me invincible. Getting hit by a car or bullets or such would still kill me. I'd still make noise stepping on twigs and have a wake trying to swim a stream, so I'd have to keep being stealthy. Presumably, I'd still smell like a tiger and send prey fleeing. If I did catch prey, their blood would be visible on my claw and teeth, wouldn't it? Would the chunks of flesh I eat stay visible as I gulp them down or would my invisibility mask them once they were inside me? If someone shot me as I mangled their their livestock, would my bleeding wound leave a blood spoor for hunters to follow?
All and all, I would try my best to be a silent hunter in unpopulated areas. Trying to move through city sidewalks would surely lead to my capture.
If it's like I turn into an invisible anthro tiger without limitations on how long I get to be transformed, probably do something extremely dumb like robbing a bank.
If it's just a normal tiger that's invisible, but without limits on how long and I'm in full control, no idea.
68 Comments
Xaphanos@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 357d
Visit the white house. Then the congress.
d00phy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 357d
Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”
Drusas@fedia.io · 9 pts · 357d
Same. And then retire to the woods.
stoy@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 357d
I would imagine a few more places that I would pay a visit to...
Maiq@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 357d
With a full belly, to the companies of many La'Sanche, retire a joyful Khajiit to make many cubs!
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 356d
I'd be pretty worried about getting caught anyway. A tiger is not small and a tiger killing somebody is not quiet, clean or subtle. Unless this is a suicide mission; nobody's expecting it, so it could probably get you in a room with anyone, once.
everett@lemmy.ml · 44 pts · 357d
I'd probably transform into an invisible tiger.
kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 357d
Then take a nap in the sun
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 357d
If light passes through you would the sun still warm you?
kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 357d
You'd still get warm via conduction from the heated surface below you, but that's a neat thought
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 357d
Very good point, choosing an appropriate surface would become very important.
Klear@quokk.au · 5 pts · 357d
Depends if you're science-invisible (in which case you might be blind) or magic-invisible. Bilbo was still casting a shadow with the One Ring on, so he could sit in the sun while invisible, if he wasn't engulfed in a fucked-up shadow world while doing it. That probably messes things up a bit.
ripcord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 357d
Maybe only visible light passes through you, so you're good.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 356d
Visible light is most of the heat in sunlight.
That's also how the greenhouse effect works - sunlight goes through CO2, while infrared, which comes from from things not at 6000C, doesn't.
everett@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 357d
If physics is this strict, the flesh of your enemies is going to pass unharmed through your fangs as well, and that would be sad.
ripcord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 357d
Stuff can be transparent to light but still interact with other matter.
Klear@quokk.au · 2 pts · 357d
How do you explain people jumping out of windows then, smartass?
ripcord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 356d
Fucking gravity how does it work
ripcord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 357d
ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
ripcord@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 357d
Man I'm old
everett@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 357d
Let me go wild...
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 357d
This really is the best answer.
DemBoSain@midwest.social · 36 pts · 357d
2 chicks at the same time.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 357d
Fuckin A
ripcord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 357d
...fuckin A.
showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website · 3 pts · 356d
Not all women are in to a guy just because he can turn in an invisible tiger.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 356d
Willing to bet at least two are though and that's all it takes
GlenRambo@jlai.lu · 18 pts · 357d
Lick my own asshole.
CubitOom@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 357d
Also probably do that stretchy leg thing and forget to put it down shortly afterwards.
SethranKada@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 357d
What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 357d
Omg you'd be so Apex.
HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 357d
Is the tiger always invisible or just when you want it to be? I'm thinking pranking a friend in the shower, but I think it would be more fun with a visual component
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 357d
Physics experiments.
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 357d
Would you don PPE?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 357d
As an invisible tiger, you ARE the PPE.
TaeKwonDoh@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 356d
floo@retrolemmy.com · 9 pts · 357d
NJSpradlin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 357d
He didn’t say White Tiger.
floo@retrolemmy.com · 5 pts · 357d
fubarx@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 357d
Pounce on Calvin every single time.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 357d
Eat some faces and never be caught because I'm invisible.
FaceDeer@fedia.io · 6 pts · 357d
I misread that as "eat some feces" at first, but either way I guess you do you.
fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com · 1 pts · 356d
He means "pretend to be a leopard."
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 356d
I'd go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I'd be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 355d
can you also eat the ones that ate my beets last year?
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 355d
I will keep eating deer until I am a very round invisible tiger indeed! All deer are bastards (ADAB)
dogs0n@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 355d
But was your name clearly marked on said tomatoes? Let's not jump to conclusions here, maybe the deer thought the tomatoes were his by accident (because he can't write, so his tomatoes have no name).
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 355d
Yeah he can't read but he's rich enough to hire good lawyers. Deer bought my home and now I have to pay rent to them. Taking my tomatoes and half my income, what a jerk!
jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 357d
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 357d
No, its magic not scientific. You can see, but you can't be seen.
yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 356d
Like transform back and forth under my control? Study the physics of matter transformation and invisibility, maybe earn a Nobel prize in the process.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 357d
Eat Jeff Bezos
krunklom@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 356d
I'd find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I'd go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.
I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.
Valmond@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 356d
No one said you could transform back...
krunklom@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 355d
I never said I would.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 357d
Bump into someone every once in a while, watch as confusion spreads.
Olkiss@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 357d
I would be in the jungle and enjoying life as a tiger.
CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 356d
Hmm. You really wouldn't miss anything? There's more risk if you're visible, but you could theoretically live as a human poacher or forager in some remote place.
Olkiss@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 356d
Well... If you insist. 😀 I think I would miss the comfort of a clean house (no insects, no fleas, no ticks- I assume there are ticks in the jungle.) If I keep thinking like a human.
CanadaPlus@futurology.today · 2 pts · 355d
Ticks, you bet. Rainforests have massive biodiversity, and that includes the parasites. There's even terrestrial leeches that will latch on to you!
Olkiss@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 353d
terrestrial leeches ????????? 🥶
memfree@piefed.social · 5 pts · 357d
Worry that being invisible did not make me invincible. Getting hit by a car or bullets or such would still kill me. I'd still make noise stepping on twigs and have a wake trying to swim a stream, so I'd have to keep being stealthy. Presumably, I'd still smell like a tiger and send prey fleeing. If I did catch prey, their blood would be visible on my claw and teeth, wouldn't it? Would the chunks of flesh I eat stay visible as I gulp them down or would my invisibility mask them once they were inside me? If someone shot me as I mangled their their livestock, would my bleeding wound leave a blood spoor for hunters to follow?
All and all, I would try my best to be a silent hunter in unpopulated areas. Trying to move through city sidewalks would surely lead to my capture.
ripcord@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 357d
No
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 357d
thats oddly specific.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 357d
Take a nap then start working to fuck off and vanish from the rest of the world before i get found and buried in a lab somewhere.
Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 356d
We won't see.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 357d
I would chill tf out
crank0271@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 357d
Eat an invisible antelope
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 357d
I will go summit the Everest.
twice_hatch@midwest.social · 1 pts · 356d
Not kill anyone in my town, that's for sure. I've read the Gwern Death Note post
RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 356d
Find dog owners to don't pick up and leave a large load on their lawn.
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 355d
Really depends on a few things.
If it's like I turn into an invisible anthro tiger without limitations on how long I get to be transformed, probably do something extremely dumb like robbing a bank.
If it's just a normal tiger that's invisible, but without limits on how long and I'm in full control, no idea.