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51 Comments

artifex@piefed.social · 55 pts · 362d

While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.

relativestranger@feddit.nl · 39 pts · 362d

trump. musk. putin.

RapidCatLauncher@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 362d

"I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean"

Trimatrix@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 362d

Vlad The Impailer creates a presentation about his latest hobby.

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 362d

fig 1 fart

fig 2 shart

fig 3 diarrhea

sym@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 362d
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billwashere@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 362d

“I skipped arm day…”

ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al · 11 pts · 362d

A guide to stand like the Trumps

tetrachromacy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 362d (1 reply)

Saddam Hussein's silhouette yoga.

RapidCatLauncher@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 362d

Entrance hidden by thighs and stubble

floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 361d

Did You Get You Arms Replaced By 2px-wide Vertical Lines During An Argument With A Technowizard? Learn How To Dance Again In 3 Simple Steps

heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 361d

The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 362d

Armless pole dancing.

anubis119@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 362d

The name's Bob... Shishka Bob

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 10 pts · 361d

We surveyed 100 cannibals to find the best (and worst) ways to skewer a man. You won't believe #5!

biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 361d

priming the orifice

Alternatively, unsticking my balls from my leg

alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 362d

"How comics and animated shows portray sexual dimorphism"

DrBob@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 362d

Source?

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 362d

Pop Lock and Drop it

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 362d

Self Shishkabobbing in 3 easy moves. Butchers hate this one trick.

hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 362d

Magic dance to attract people to your car dealership

QueenFern@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 362d

Dune Part 3

Philote@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 362d

Disarming diagram of how to change your center of gravity through awkward posture.

Arfman@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 362d

Homestar Runner in human form

judgyweevil@feddit.it · 6 pts · 362d

How to sit on the toilet fabulously

BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network · 6 pts · 361d

Man without arms attempts pole vault

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 361d

b uuuuhhhhh ggaaaaaaawwwwwwk

MrSulu@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 361d

Correct approach to shitting

ryan_harg@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 362d

"Brust raus, Bauch rein!" (old german proverb)

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 5 pts · 362d

The Roman’s utilized pole arms extensively in military exercises. The figures below illustrate use for the squat position.

BussyGyatt@feddit.org · 5 pts · 361d

Pooperation (Poop Preparation)

xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 361d (1 reply)

Herman the worm

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 361d

And he was this big!

Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 361d

Man with incredibly long arm demonstrates the difference between human and gorilla form

thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 361d

The FitnessGram PACER Test 2025 Edition

Werbert@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 361d

Bean posture

LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 361d (2 replies)

Bro where do you even get all of these weird diagrams

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 16 pts · 361d (1 reply)
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unknown@piefed.social · 1 pts · 361d

How do I download a gif to my phone? I need this.

CLOTHESPlN@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 361d (1 reply)

An analysis of trump's posture?

mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 360d

For real though, the left one is 100% how Trump stands. I’m not even kidding. The dude has his aides set a little wedge behind the lectern, to lift his toes and make him look like he’s standing upright.

2deck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 361d

Posing as a human

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 361d

Incorrect postures for unarmed individuals.

trslim@pawb.social · 3 pts · 360d

Kenshi character creation

OpenStars@piefed.social · 3 pts · 361d

... is this Loss?

unknown@piefed.social · 3 pts · 361d

Thalidomide boogie

iveseenthat@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 362d

Methods of compensation for lack of ankle mobility.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 360d

Vlad's highschool diary

very_well_lost@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 361d

For some reason all I can see when I look at this is this guy

Spesknight@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 361d

The Vitruvian Modern Man

davidagain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 361d
  1. Trump always stands like this in public to show that he is ready to take Putin's dick.
  2. Putin's dick makes Trump arch his back.
  3. Trump loves to sit on Putin's dick.
Cattail@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 361d

Me getting it on with your mom

walden@wetshav.ing · 1 pts · 361d

Finding the Center of Gravitas.