Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.
I was at a mall and was laughing at an ai washing machine with friends. the manager, standing nearby, overheard us and said "you know what? these ai models are exactly same as the older ones from inside. yet we launched a campaign to 'upgrade' the models to ai and more than 50% of customers are accepting it, paying us money and returning happy with the discount we give lol".
There were hella hookah bars that popped up in 2010 or so in California as a meet up spot for 20-30 year olds to just chill and try different flavored stuff.
Is the US, you can easily find Hookah bars all around our cities and suburbs. It's mostly a young person thing, but yeah....not an uncommon thing around here at least.
actually here in India, its mostly a thing old rural folks prefer though young people also use hookah, but I have seen more cigarette and blunts then this setup maybe even bongs
It's a gag gift, the implication is that you'd put the tube in your butt.
The extra fuel box contains beans, and the pamphlet has fake quotes with racial stereotypes including quotes from a Mr Wun Hunglow and Giovanni Ravioli
If you are going to insist on giving yourself and everyone around you cancer AND making your house smell like rat shit (not a euphemism...), this seems like a really good invention. Basically ALL the "spontaneously combusted" folk are believed to be people who dropped a lit cigarette while sleeping and it is still a somewhat common cause of house fires.
I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I'd known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.
For those of you not familiar with it - there is a thing called an oxygen concentrator. You plug it in and it delivers almost 100% oxygen by filtering out the 80% of non oxygen gases in the ambient air. Most forced to use it fucked their lungs up from smoking. And you will find many continuing to smoke butts while they have a cannula in their nose delivering oxygen.
61 Comments
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 347d
"Permits those confined to bed to smoke."
5in1k@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 347d
Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 347d
Yeah like, let the dying not be withdrawing.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 347d
Man how the hell does humanity even still exist
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 347d
Big horny
Mrkawfee@feddit.uk · 59 pts · 347d
It's just a less charming version of this
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 346d
I only smoke Khalil Mahmoon
Peck@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 346d
Whatever this is is not charming.
stickly@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 347d
Wait until they discover the
hookahwater cooled robot smokerbrisk@aussie.zone · 32 pts · 346d
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 345d
Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 345d
🥺
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 347d
If you read it closely - you can get a "tandem" set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.
sidelove@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 347d
God gave us two nostrils for a reason.
Blackout@fedia.io · 16 pts · 347d
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 344d
Good Point. Anyone against smoking is contradicting God himself who created our anatomy for us to easily enjoy smoking
SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 347d
Two tubes one butt?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 347d
This is the way.
icelimit@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 346d
I thought it was for smoking two cigs at once. What would be the difference between this 'tandem' and just having two sets of 'single's ?
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 344d
The tandem is for 2 people. You each get your own set of tubing
serenissi@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 347d
'robot' is just older version of 'ai'
Revan343@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 347d
A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drudgery
serenissi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 347d
literally taking ai is broad too
MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 347d
serenissi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 346d
I was at a mall and was laughing at an ai washing machine with friends. the manager, standing nearby, overheard us and said "you know what? these ai models are exactly same as the older ones from inside. yet we launched a campaign to 'upgrade' the models to ai and more than 50% of customers are accepting it, paying us money and returning happy with the discount we give lol".
itkovian@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 346d
My first thought was: this is a hookah.
bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 346d
you know about hookah?
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 5 pts · 346d
Is it supposed to be a secret?
bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 346d
no its just an south east asian thing and I never thought people across the world would know about it
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 346d
There were hella hookah bars that popped up in 2010 or so in California as a meet up spot for 20-30 year olds to just chill and try different flavored stuff.
MycelialMass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d
I had a hookah when i was a teenager like 20 years ago
Alteon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 346d
Is the US, you can easily find Hookah bars all around our cities and suburbs. It's mostly a young person thing, but yeah....not an uncommon thing around here at least.
bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 346d
actually here in India, its mostly a thing old rural folks prefer though young people also use hookah, but I have seen more cigarette and blunts then this setup maybe even bongs
deepus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d
Of course! Saw one last night!
itkovian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d
I live in India and hookah is not unknown to us as there is a sub-culture surrounding hookah here.
bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d
ohhh rare to see indians, thats why I asked... Hi fellow indian!!
itkovian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 346d
Yeah it is pretty rare.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 346d
Hookah? I hardly know her
GargleBlaster@feddit.org · 17 pts · 347d
They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 347d
Botzo@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 347d
Reminds me of the old gas shaver kit my grandpa gave me on my 13th birthday.
mateofeo85@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 347d
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 347d
you could have someone else do it, if you want
Botzo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 347d
Do you shave with a different kind of gas?!
Allero@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 346d
How did that work?
stevestevesteve@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 346d
It's a gag gift, the implication is that you'd put the tube in your butt.
The extra fuel box contains beans, and the pamphlet has fake quotes with racial stereotypes including quotes from a Mr Wun Hunglow and Giovanni Ravioli
Allero@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 345d
Lol
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 344d
That looks interesting - what is the tubing for?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 347d
Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed
NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 347d
Yeah.
If you are going to insist on giving yourself and everyone around you cancer AND making your house smell like rat shit (not a euphemism...), this seems like a really good invention. Basically ALL the "spontaneously combusted" folk are believed to be people who dropped a lit cigarette while sleeping and it is still a somewhat common cause of house fires.
But yeah. Hookahs and the like already existed.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 347d
I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I'd known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 347d
Man if the 50s weren't so racist they'd've loved hookah.
Fuck I could go for hookah…
orangeyouglad@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 347d
I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He's still caught on fire. 0/10. don't recommend
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 344d
For those of you not familiar with it - there is a thing called an oxygen concentrator. You plug it in and it delivers almost 100% oxygen by filtering out the 80% of non oxygen gases in the ambient air. Most forced to use it fucked their lungs up from smoking. And you will find many continuing to smoke butts while they have a cannula in their nose delivering oxygen.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 346d
Damn boomers need a machine to smoke for them.
Ersatz86@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 347d
I’d hit that
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 7 pts · 347d
surprised it wasn't made with flavor -lead™
"radium? more like Radi-yum!"
MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 347d
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 347d
Forever chemicals don't kill you.
But the asbestos in the tip to make it fireproof might.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 1 pts · 347d
WHEW
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 346d
Autocancer-inator
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 347d
One tube, two tube. Me tube. You tube.
Schlemmy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 345d
And safer. Had a friend die in a fire. He lit his bedroom by dropping his cigarette when he fell asleep
SparrowHawk@feddit.it · 4 pts · 345d
A hookah but worse