#p*rnsober

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GandalftheBlack@feddit.org · 202 pts · 348d (51 replies)

Good for him, but... Why on earth would anyone post that on LinkedIn?

skisnow@lemmy.ca · 106 pts · 348d (13 replies)

and also pay for it to be Promoted

Either he's selling something, or his wife made him do it

JBar2@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 348d (2 replies)
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FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 60 pts · 348d (1 reply)

Nothing solves a sexual addiction like an encounter with this man.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 344d

"Thank you Mr. Wolt! He made me asexual in 15 minutes!"

Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works · 64 pts · 348d (3 replies)

Just another grifter

Steven Wolt, Founder & CEO

Steve is an influential healthcare entrepreneur with a passion for breaking down barriers.

The mission at Valor Recovery is deeply personal to Steve given his recovery from sex and porn addiction. Courage and vulnerability have been his guiding light inspiring others to overcome shame and stigma to get the help they need.

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 348d (1 reply)

Scamming guilty Christians out of money. Name a better grift.

Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 348d

Plenary Indulgence. Oh wait lol

PlasmaTrout@lemmy.wtf · 27 pts · 348d

Makes more sense now

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 348d (4 replies)

Bro gooned out so hard it became a business opportunity šŸ˜‚

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 348d (3 replies)

So you're saying there's hope?

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 348d (2 replies)

I mean, does that face scream hope to you?

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 348d (1 reply)

It screams something that's for sure.

voracitude@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 347d
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dhhyfddehhfyy4673@fedia.io · 16 pts · 348d

Founder of Valor Recovery

cabron_offsets@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 348d
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ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 348d (31 replies)

Wouldn't you rather hire a guy who you know paid to tell people he isn't cranking his hog to pictures of fat tiddies?

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 348d (30 replies)

Depends on his reasoning. If it's to sexually repress himself for religious or pseudo science reasons then no I wouldn't.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · -8 pts · 348d (29 replies)

Isn't that religious discrimination

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 348d (28 replies)

Maybe. I don't care. I'm just giving my opinion not actually making a hiring decision. I don't want to work with religious nutjobs. If your god doesn't want you to partake in your natural bodily functions they designed maybe you should consider if they're actually worth your worship and stop feeling guilty for physical sensations you can't control.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · -7 pts · 348d (27 replies)

Sex is okay within marriage. Just like how cutting is okay if it's a vegetable and not a human being.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 348d (26 replies)

Sex is okay within marriage.

It's okay out of marriage too. It's a natural act that brings a lot of happiness to people. Unless you buy into a religion that makes you feel shame for something your body is made to do.

Just like how cutting is okay if it’s a vegetable and not a human being.

I don't even understand how this is supposed to relate to having sex out of wedlock.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · -8 pts · 348d

Having sex is a natural act. Just like chopping meat. But there's a moral way to do things.

Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 348d

Because that guy is scamming other people to sell a course "how to quit porn" for thousands of dollars

ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 348d (1 reply)

Is this not a mocking meme with that adulterous couple (a ceo and HR manager) that got discovered at a Coldplay concert? It looks just like them to me but I’m faceblind so I might be wrong…?

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 348d

It's an ad and the guy runs some kind of porn recovery program.

Rothe@piefed.social · 3 pts · 347d

Not "good for him". Religious nuttery in full display.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 90 pts · 348d (20 replies)

THANK G*D YOU PROTECTED ME FROM THIS E**L WORD

donuts@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 348d (5 replies)

Yeah the self censoring is fucking crazy. We're on this platform to escape that bullshit, and then it still comes fucking back?

That's ass. The picture itself doesn't even censor the word.

lost@lemmy.wtf · 23 pts · 348d (1 reply)

That's ass.

That's arse, surely.

WizardofIs@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 348d

Don’t call me, Surely!!

merde@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 348d (2 replies)

is the # itself a censored tag?

donuts@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 348d (1 reply)

Do you see a hashtag in the post as a social tag? original OP (on LinkedIn) did not include any. Just the image of a hashtag, and that's uncensored.

merde@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 348d

so censoring excludes this post from the tag chain too 🤷

dogsnest@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 348d (12 replies)

THANK G!D YOU G*T THE J+KE IN A MEME C$MMUNITY!!!

donuts@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 348d (11 replies)

what's funny about self-censoring?

spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 348d (3 replies)
brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 348d (2 replies)

I think you ment "The c*nt"

Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 4 pts · 348d (1 reply)

I think you meant "meant".

brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 347d

No, I meant m*t.

doomcanoe@piefed.social · -6 pts · 348d (6 replies)
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donuts@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 348d (3 replies)

It's considered stupid because it's catering to big Capitalism and their platforms like TikTok that mess with your views because you are using controversial words.

So it's expected to meet some resistance when you're on Lemmy.

doomcanoe@piefed.social · 2 pts · 348d (2 replies)
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Klear@quokk.au · 6 pts · 348d (1 reply)

Nobody will care if you self-censor in a reasonable way, like simply not saying the word, or using euphemisms like goshdarn.

But writing f*ck is ridiculous

doomcanoe@piefed.social · 1 pts · 347d
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zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 348d (1 reply)

This is like those people who argue that it's really punk to be conservative, because "woke" is mainstream or something.

doomcanoe@piefed.social · 1 pts · 348d
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timik_pipik@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 348d

Has to be a rage bait, there is no other way.

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 57 pts · 348d (3 replies)

They’ve gentrified r/nofap

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 348d (1 reply)

Always has been. It always felt like a Christian beachhead into internet culture, very reminiscent of church run queer aa groups, but like, the kind where they wind up trying to get you to join because you enjoy socializing at gay bars.

Rothe@piefed.social · 10 pts · 347d

It always felt like a Christian beachhead into internet culture

That is because it was. So much internet bro culture is deeply rooted in US religious nuttery.

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 348d

Holy shit they did lol

flop_leash_973@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 348d (2 replies)

Complicated way of saying:

"since I don't masterbate as much I want to fuck her more."

That would have made for a more punchy LinkedIn headline as well.

No1@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 348d

That makes me feel bad for both of them lol

BigPotato@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 348d

Right? I have to listen because I'm trying to get laid.

socsa@piefed.social · 43 pts · 348d (2 replies)

Translation: I jerk off in the bathroom at work because that's the only place my wife can't catch me.

Psythik@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 348d (1 reply)

I legit feel bad for people who can't enjoy porn with their significant other. The sex must be awful.

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 348d

Idk man, my SO needs porn to have a plot to enjoy it and I'm just not prepared to consider the motivation of the actors and actresses on the screen and get lost in the story. That doesn't mean we don't still know how to enter each other's cheat codes, we don't need visual aids for that.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 348d (4 replies)

Reminder, that porn addiction was made up by evangelists to push the narrative, that porn is always bad and must be banned.

This narrative, alongside with the rampant sexism and transphobia, caused a tremendous harm to my psyche, a lot more than what porn actually caused to me in my whole life (sore frenulum, and maybe that time could have been "spent better"). Humans are naturally hard wired to need it, unless they're aces, and similarly to those who are not as much into it, there are those who need sexual things much more.

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 22 pts · 347d (3 replies)

Porn addiction is as real as any other addiction, however it is not like you are getting hooked on porn after seeing one titty for a single frame.

SpaceCadet@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 347d (1 reply)

Anything that provides pleasure and triggers the reward center of the brain can be addictive. There's no need to single out porn in that discussion.

SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 347d

Bingo. Just like video games, television/movies, work, collectibles, exercise, and house pets, any activity can become problematic, but it's not the activity itself that's the problem. The issue is the underlying pathology that drives someone to unhealthy levels of engagement.

It just occurred to me how willing society is to overlook problematic behavior if it's "productive". 80 hours a week working or making art? Likely to be accepted. 80 hours a week spent collecting figurines or working on your train set? Whoa there, crazy conductor!

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 347d

Even if we assume that porn/sex can be addictive, maybe it could create some habitual type situation, there are still these issues:

  1. Other non-chemical addictions such as gambling are not being near as close stigmatized, only video gaming comes kind of close, and only because the very same people can blame mass shootings on it.
  2. A lot of non-chemical addictions can be overcome with the smallest of willpower. A week later I deleted Xitter from my phone I barely checked the desktop version too, and I only have Facebook because family and friends. My country Hungary made tens of thousands of gamblers quit after they banned slot machines from pubs (rare Fidesz W, even if done to drive people into casinos).
  3. Even actual chemical addictions like tobacco and alcohol is sidelined, if not outright encouraged, because "muh nashunal treshurs" like in Hungary.
  4. Porn addiction is often described as just as bad if not worse than cocaine, as a scare tactic. I'm a habitual consumer of porn, but there were times I could not get access to it and were fine, and the times I wasn't fine was due to I couldn't masturbate at all (which nowadays includes anal masturbation too), and it just seems like I have a higher drive than what other guys should have.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 348d (1 reply)

Oh he's selling help for quitting porn. Thats why it's on LinkedIn. Still weird af though

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 348d

Curious, given how many jerk-offs use LinkedIn.

_cryptagion@anarchist.nexus · 28 pts · 348d
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Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 26 pts · 347d

Or just don't feel shame about it

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 347d (2 replies)

Why are people posting this shit on LinkedIn? That place was such a good idea for business contacts and networking, when did it turn into Facebook?

Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 347d (1 reply)

When Microsoft bought it.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 9 pts · 347d

When business majors found it

Darkard@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 348d

Did his wife make him post this?

Wilco@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 347d (2 replies)

People can get addicted to anything. People literally get addicted to water and drink so much it dilutes the sodium in their body.
If you are going to ban porn because one freak spanks his monkey nonstop then you need to ban water as well because people can actually die from those reduced sodium levels ... but won't die from a monkey spanking porn marathon.

Sabata11792@ani.social · 8 pts · 347d (1 reply)

I hear oxygen is toxic and dissolves you from the insides. We should ban that too.

Wilco@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 346d

All of the people that breathe oxygen have died or will die ... thus oxygen breathing is 100% fatal as well as addictive ... BAN NOW!

Pringles@sopuli.xyz · 22 pts · 348d

Promoted, lol. I bet his wife just wanted to humiliate him and he accepted in a bid to save the marriage.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 348d (1 reply)

Great, now the rest of us will need to watch more porn to take up the slack. Porn’s not going to watch itself.

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 348d

For every porn you don't watch, I'll watch twice as much.

dhhyfddehhfyy4673@fedia.io · 18 pts · 348d

#p*rnsober

FediverseLunatics

crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 348d (2 replies)

Finally we have reached the reddit reposting stage of Lemmy

turtlesareneat@discuss.online · 9 pts · 348d

Which means soon we will have "Newsweek Writes a Headline Article Based on a Random Fucking Drama Post" stage and we can all monetize and walk away.

PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 347d

this isn't reddit? where am i

Cobrachicken@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 348d (1 reply)

Guy does not look happy.

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 348d

Those dead eyes say it all

altphoto@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 348d

Not me, I watch porn when I feel like it. My wife knows about it and its totally fine because we're adults and know what all those sex parts look like and what they do.

MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 348d
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Blackmist@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 347d

Only Linked In could turn "not wanking" into a hobby/business.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 348d (1 reply)

Fair play. Bit of a strange thing to put on LinkedIn though

Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 348d

He's selling rehab services... It's the old "I'm not only the owner, I'm also a client" selling angle.

Septimaeus@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 348d

Those eyes

petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 347d

a better listener

Man, I hate jerking off so much that I literally can't hear women. Abstinence has really improved my checkout time at Albertsons.

M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 347d

No fun! Only work!

vane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 348d
Prikkeres@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 346d

Now where’s the ā€œI don’t believe youā€ gif?

Preventer79@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 347d

Needs more screenshot. At least show the downvotes on one of them so I can know what to think.

int32@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 347d

#pornsober, no delf-censorship. I'm against porn and all censorship!

But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 312d

He definitely looks like a man who is afraid to touch himself