No joke last week I made 48 deviled eggs for a dinner party and as I was piping the filling I got a text rescheduling the event, leaving me with 48 deviled eggs and no one to help eat them.
That angry/relieved/happy mix would make for an interesting evening for me. I'd eat the lot and feel I deserved it for how they done me dirty, even if I secretly was relieved not to have to go to a big social event.
22 Comments
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 50 pts · 338d
The only thing holding me back from having way too many deviled eggs, is being too lazy and impatient to prepare all the deviled eggs Id want.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 338d
Well that and my weight loss project 🤷
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 12 pts · 338d
Also the price of them little fuckers.
bigfondue@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 334d
binarytobis@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 337d
No joke last week I made 48 deviled eggs for a dinner party and as I was piping the filling I got a text rescheduling the event, leaving me with 48 deviled eggs and no one to help eat them.
It was a dangerous time for me.
TheDoozer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 337d
That angry/relieved/happy mix would make for an interesting evening for me. I'd eat the lot and feel I deserved it for how they done me dirty, even if I secretly was relieved not to have to go to a big social event.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 338d
This is how Gaston eats four dozen eggs.
higgsboson@piefed.social · 2 pts · 334d
I heard now it's up to five. That might have something to do with why he's the size of a barge.
ProvableGecko@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 338d
If you were a real one you would invent a chicken that shits out pre-deviled eggs.
hansolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 338d
Some sort of Satanic chicken should cover you, right?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 337d
If a golden goose lays a golden egg, then a deviled chicken should lay a deviled egg.
But I’ve never heard of a scrambled chicken.
Does a chicken salad lay an egg salad?
hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 337d
Yes, 200%
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 337d
The voices are right.
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 338d
Truth!
adarza@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 338d
absolutely.
the 'jell-o shot' of appetizers.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 337d
Gross.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 337d
My sentiments exactly. I always figured they were deviled because the devil created those nasty monstrosities.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 337d
I just spinkle smoked paprika onto a hard boiled egg and skip doing whatever it is done to the yolk that turns it vile.
phoenixarise@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 337d
The voices know what’s good for me, thank you very much.
zbyte64@awful.systems · 3 pts · 337d
Ever tried siracha deviled eggs? Or with grey puopon? I wonder what the price of eggs are now....
ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 337d
I tried sriracha ones, they were bomb! Regular cheap eggs are about $3 per dozen where I’m at, so totally doable.
ryan213@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 337d
Rookie numbers.
Nalivai@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 337d
Exactly! https://youtu.be/CBC2OCXceV8