Antelope eats vegetation, which means antelope is a vegan and a vegetable. Tiger eats vegetable-lope, which means tiger is also a vegetable and a vegan.
Pig eats cheese, which was produced by the milk of a cow, which is a vegetable because the cow eats vegetables. Milk is therefore a product of a vegetable, making it vegan.
Microbes eat filth, so they are filth. Bugs eat the microbes, so bugs are also filth by extension. Rats eat those bugs, foxes eat the rats, humans eat the foxes etc. It’s just filth all the way.
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four@lemmy.zip · 65 pts · 346d
If vegans eat only plants, that makes them plants, thus if you eat them you are still just vegan, because you as well eat only plants.
Happy to help
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 346d
Cows are vegan so this makes then fair game too
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 346d
But plants eat sunlight so cows are sunlight too and you are actually photosynthesizing. Vegan+
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 346d
Everything is either carbon, water or both
tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 346d
I thought plants eat dirt and poop out oxygen, meaning cows are dirty gasholes
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 346d
Much of the plant body is carbon from the carbon dioxide they eat and they only eats minerals that come along water in soil without eating dirt.
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 346d
Show carbobs
Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 346d
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 345d
Antelope eats vegetation, which means antelope is a vegan and a vegetable. Tiger eats vegetable-lope, which means tiger is also a vegetable and a vegan.
Pig eats cheese, which was produced by the milk of a cow, which is a vegetable because the cow eats vegetables. Milk is therefore a product of a vegetable, making it vegan.
It's vegetables all the way down.
wewbull@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 346d
Works for me.
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 9 pts · 346d
Transitive af
__siru__@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 321d
I am glad to have lived in a time in history where I could witniss this exchange.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 346d
just when I thought my mind could not be blown more
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 22 pts · 346d
i’ve never once turned into a pizza and i feel like i’ve been scammed
expatriado@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 346d
you're a little cheesy tho
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d
Possibly doughy and saucy, too.
Gnugit@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 346d
Yet
teft@piefed.social · 12 pts · 346d
If the vegan consents to being eaten then you’re fully vegan.
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 346d
If the vegans consent, you're still vegan.
sylver_dragon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 346d
I think that makes you a "humanitarian".
Lembot_0004@discuss.online · 8 pts · 346d
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 346d
That's... that's not how it works!
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 346d
Human meat is vegan
princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 346d
I'd say only if it's consensual.
wewbull@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 346d
Oh, you're such a well mannered cannibal!
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 346d
Not if said humans eat seafood.
Pissmidget@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 346d
Be mindful of the veganibals
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 344d
Microbes eat filth, so they are filth. Bugs eat the microbes, so bugs are also filth by extension. Rats eat those bugs, foxes eat the rats, humans eat the foxes etc. It’s just filth all the way.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 346d
Shrodinger's cannibal.
tate@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 346d
You are what you eat...
and so is your poop