Kinky

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ekZepp@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 349d (3 replies)

"Mmmm. AH! It's Todd!

WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!"

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 349d (1 reply)

"This piss... Jeff? Strange, it's so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor"

Dicska@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 347d

"I'm Brenda."

whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 349d

Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 349d

wild experiment indeed

NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 23 pts · 349d (5 replies)

I remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight

Patches@ttrpg.network · 11 pts · 349d (3 replies)

So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They're "dead to me"

Agent641@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 349d

"Brother, I am home! Boy it's really coming down out there!"

"I've never met this man before in my life."

Rolder@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 349d (1 reply)

Gotta stop at the piss room before anyone finds out

Patches@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 349d

Get the feeling the piss drawer is their most closely guarded room at the center of the hive.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 347d

sure, if naked mole rats do it, it's suddenky fine.

Talk about double standards

Zozano@aussie.zone · 21 pts · 349d (2 replies)

Wait, so Dolphins do it too?

whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 349d (1 reply)

Hello my friend

Zozano@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 349d

Mmmm....

Is that whoisearth@lemmy.ca?

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 349d (8 replies)

Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air

It's their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you'll sense it

over_clox@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 349d (3 replies)

Well I don't know about everyone else, but I've never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.

Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often...

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 10 pts · 349d

Identifying Diabético Debbie is gonna be a piece of cake.

mcbenavides85@piefed.social · 9 pts · 349d
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 349d

maybe we should taste piss more often...

That you, Bear Grylls?

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 349d (3 replies)

Do you recognize your friends by their farts?

leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 349d (1 reply)

There's always that one.

Same with close family.

The_v@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 349d

A rancid unholy stench from the depths of hell wafts imin from the outside as the door opens. Your are temporarily blinded as tears come to your eyes.

"Hello,Uncle Mike."

howrar@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 349d

The one that eats too much protein, definitely.

Professorozone@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 349d (2 replies)

I'm really bad with faces but so far I've avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.

Dicska@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 347d

You might be bad with faces, but how about faeces?

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 349d

Pissing your pants isn't the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.

thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 349d (2 replies)

When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody's piss. So, not much they can do there.

howrar@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 349d

Basically the equivalent of dogs sniffing each other's butts if you think about it.

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 349d

Me, dialoguing with myself to enter the public pool:

scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 349d (6 replies)

Kinky ass fish

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 349d (5 replies)

They're not Fish

grue@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 349d (3 replies)

Yes they are!

Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 349d (1 reply)

Either almost every animal is a fish or there is no such thing as a fish.

grue@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 349d

Not sure about the "almost every" part since the vast majority of animals are invertebrates, but otherwise yes.

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 349d

..... They're not like us? ...... we're like them?

scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 349d

That was part of the joke; but valid. Kinky sea mammals.

krunklom@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 349d (2 replies)

All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.

Really, isn't that what everyone wants?

Sigh.

TeddE@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 349d

Let me get you a hood and I know a group you'll fit right in with. Bonus points if you like belly scritches and wagging your tail.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 349d

Maybe the second part, not so much the first.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 349d

So, we're not so different after all

Bobbysaurus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 349d (1 reply)

same

tetris11@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 349d

same

mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 349d

Dolphins stay freaky

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 349d

"For the last time: No, I don't wanna be your fucking friend, Flipper!"

littletranspunk@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 348d

Trust but verify, now piss in my mouth!

frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 349d

I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.

TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 349d

Bear Grylls as a dolphin

Hugin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 349d

Wait till you learn about lobsters.

salty_chief@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 349d

Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”

Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”

goblin@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 349d

The more I learn about these dolphins, the less I care for them.

TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 349d

Is this what the British mean by "taking the piss"? Are we friends yet?

Patches@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 349d

Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 349d

dogs and cats do the same.

HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 349d

Dolphins: Better than us in every way!

Meron35@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 349d

Sauce?

halfapage@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 349d
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