I remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight
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ekZepp@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 349d
"Mmmm. AH! It's Todd!
WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!"
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 349d
"This piss... Jeff? Strange, it's so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor"
Dicska@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 347d
"I'm Brenda."
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 349d
Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 349d
wild experiment indeed
NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 23 pts · 349d
I remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight
Patches@ttrpg.network · 11 pts · 349d
So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They're "dead to me"
Agent641@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 349d
"Brother, I am home! Boy it's really coming down out there!"
"I've never met this man before in my life."
Rolder@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 349d
Gotta stop at the piss room before anyone finds out
Patches@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 349d
Get the feeling the piss drawer is their most closely guarded room at the center of the hive.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 347d
sure, if naked mole rats do it, it's suddenky fine.
Talk about double standards
Zozano@aussie.zone · 21 pts · 349d
Wait, so Dolphins do it too?
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 349d
Hello my friend
Zozano@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 349d
Mmmm....
Is that whoisearth@lemmy.ca?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 349d
Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air
It's their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you'll sense it
over_clox@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 349d
Well I don't know about everyone else, but I've never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.
Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often...
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 10 pts · 349d
Identifying Diabético Debbie is gonna be a piece of cake.
mcbenavides85@piefed.social · 9 pts · 349d
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 349d
That you, Bear Grylls?
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 349d
Do you recognize your friends by their farts?
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 349d
There's always that one.
Same with close family.
The_v@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 349d
A rancid unholy stench from the depths of hell wafts imin from the outside as the door opens. Your are temporarily blinded as tears come to your eyes.
"Hello,Uncle Mike."
howrar@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 349d
The one that eats too much protein, definitely.
Professorozone@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 349d
I'm really bad with faces but so far I've avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.
Dicska@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 347d
You might be bad with faces, but how about faeces?
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 349d
Pissing your pants isn't the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 349d
When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody's piss. So, not much they can do there.
howrar@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 349d
Basically the equivalent of dogs sniffing each other's butts if you think about it.
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 349d
Me, dialoguing with myself to enter the public pool:
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 349d
Kinky ass fish
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 349d
They're not Fish
grue@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 349d
Yes they are!
Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 349d
Either almost every animal is a fish or there is no such thing as a fish.
grue@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 349d
Not sure about the "almost every" part since the vast majority of animals are invertebrates, but otherwise yes.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 349d
..... They're not like us? ...... we're like them?
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 349d
That was part of the joke; but valid. Kinky sea mammals.
krunklom@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 349d
All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.
Really, isn't that what everyone wants?
Sigh.
TeddE@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 349d
Let me get you a hood and I know a group you'll fit right in with. Bonus points if you like belly scritches and wagging your tail.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 349d
Maybe the second part, not so much the first.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 349d
So, we're not so different after all
Bobbysaurus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 349d
same
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 349d
same
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 349d
Dolphins stay freaky
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 349d
"For the last time: No, I don't wanna be your fucking friend, Flipper!"
littletranspunk@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 348d
Trust but verify, now piss in my mouth!
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 349d
I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 349d
Bear Grylls as a dolphin
Hugin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 349d
Wait till you learn about lobsters.
salty_chief@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 349d
Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”
Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”
goblin@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 349d
The more I learn about these dolphins, the less I care for them.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 349d
Is this what the British mean by "taking the piss"? Are we friends yet?
Patches@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 349d
Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 349d
dogs and cats do the same.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 349d
Dolphins: Better than us in every way!
Meron35@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 349d
Sauce?
halfapage@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 349d