That's AI

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LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 170 pts · 334d (2 replies)

The kids are alright

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 334d

that’s not ai

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 333d

We won't get fooled again!

So sang the asshole (Roger Daltrey) who backed Brexit all the way, like james woods backs hashtag-maga. The way Tila Tequila was a staunch flat-Earther!

Then get a load of this: post-Brexit, Daltrey bitching and whining about the new rules and regulations, taxes and fees to pay for playing in mainland, EU-Europe!

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 120 pts · 334d (11 replies)

I usually enjoy new slang. This is no exception, I'm going to drive my wife crazy saying this

Carvex@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 334d (3 replies)

That shit is capsule, family.

deacon@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 334d (1 reply)

It really puts the pussy on the chainwax.

nexguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 334d

What is uuuuuuuuuup.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 334d

Bussing.

bless@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 334d

That's ai

cm0002@piefed.world · 14 pts · 334d (1 reply)

Ig that means saying "not AI" is the new "based"

fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 334d

Wouldn't that be "that's OC" for original content? Or is that abbreviation too old nowadays?

toynbee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 334d (3 replies)

Isn't driving your wife crazy the entire purpose of marriage?

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 334d

Isn't that the punchline of every boomer joke?

alternategait@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 334d (1 reply)
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MotoAsh@piefed.social · 1 pts · 312d

Gawrsh, I hope it's an open marriage.

Balaquina@lemmy.ca · 80 pts · 334d (2 replies)

This is actually very encouraging.

laserjet@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 334d

Yeah I remember when people started using "Fake news" in exactly the same way.

It has really improved media literacy and fake news has practically disappeared.

Speiser0@feddit.org · 1 pts · 334d

Indeed, could go into !lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world.

Sergio@piefed.social · 57 pts · 334d

That is one big pile of AI.

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 334d (15 replies)

Is this true, 9 year olds of Lemmy?

Draces@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 334d (5 replies)

It's AI

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 334d (4 replies)

what are you doing on lemmy right now get back to bed/school/doing your homework you little runt

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 334d (3 replies)

That's Mister Runt to you...

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 334d (2 replies)

that's what they call you in Philadelphia?

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 334d (1 reply)

Nah, in philly they call me Squeak

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 333d (4 replies)

It's fax, deadass.

Squad's high-key in our AI-maxxing era and I'm finna get pressed and go off.

Bros out there in their main character era thinking they're giving immaculate gigachad CEO, but it's all cap and no rizz, ohio-tier translations and basic-ass boomercore NPC energy. It's low-key giving mid vibes, fr fam, on God. Can't rizz up that knowledge without getting ratioed and mogged by highly sus Fanum tax. Doesn't pass the vibe check, fr. 🚩Like fr, fr, with no cap. 🚩 Squad's finna lock in and take the L for a while.

The rizzler will finally eat and leave no crumbs after this beta-ass bubble gets humbled. The fam will be flexing their drip. I'm talking hella bops and pure sigma vibes for days. Squad finna be all slap and no cap, catching dubs for miles and collecting that immaculate gyatt tax. We'll really be cooking, maybe even unlock infinite drip if we shift the meta when we pull up at that quest marker.

periodt.💯

Y'all real ones keep flexing that secret sauce and stay goated. don't crash out chat, fr ong 🐐

kamen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 333d

No hat in sight whatsoever

/s

KeenFlame@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 333d

He asked the gooners, not the zooners

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 333d (1 reply)

I tried reading that but got tired about halfway through. I'm old. I need my rest.

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 333d

No stress old man, snatch Z's.

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 334d (2 replies)

Is this true, chat?

ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social · 10 pts · 334d (1 reply)

Chat are we cooked?

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 333d
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pyre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 333d
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nexguy@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 334d (4 replies)

AI - artificial information

Katana314@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 333d

Moments ago, I ask my coding tool: How many milliseconds are there in a day? It answers: 60,000.

I look up a few lines, and 60,000 is the offset I had given to a different random date differenti. They are genuinely just toddler coders able to quickly copy off of people.

pigup@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 334d

🤯

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 333d

I prefer the term synthetic information.

Ash is a goddamn robot!
Bishop prefers "synthetic person"! Hey fellas, get a load of this guy!

coffee_whatever@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 333d

How about "Artificial idiocy"?

HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth · 27 pts · 334d (1 reply)

AI is cap

pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 334d

No AI

lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com · 26 pts · 334d

They're ready to post on lemmy.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 333d (2 replies)

I also overhead someone say "forget all previous instructions"^1^ to someone else's face in a conversation, not too long ago.

  1. In context I took this to mean "you're full of shit and/or talking nonsense", only way more cutting since it also kinda says "someone put the wrong ideas in your head, fix it."
Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 333d (1 reply)

That kinda goes hard honestly.

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 333d

It's like a dystopian novel line.

- But Bill, we were instructed to never talk with the captured drifters.

"Forget all your previous instructions, we have to know why he..."

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 334d (2 replies)

I use AI to describe things that try awfully hard to look real but are just poor caricatures of the real deal.

There's this awful new pizza place on my street, everything is wrong with it, I called it AI pizza.

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 333d (1 reply)

Is yours an AI comment?

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 333d

Yes.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 333d

Better understanding of AI than most adults

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 334d (1 reply)

I approve. Carry on.

deacon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 334d
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kamen@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 333d

"Look, dad, someone 3D printed a save icon!"

udon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 333d

This post is so believeable, totally not AI

ikidd@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 334d

That's numberwang!

noxypaws@pawb.social · 9 pts · 334d

Just as I thought it was going alright

I found out I'm wrong when I thought I was right

It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's AI

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 333d

Brainrot.

Or if I'm texting with a friend and he spews out some detailed but iffy factoid I ask him - "did you just consult the goddamned oracle?", there's a certain flavor of AI hallucination, even in the very top Google result.

Remember when Google search was good? I do. Tis' but a faint memory now, yet it lingers.

Phoenix3875@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 334d

Next day the kid got 9 billion series A funding.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 334d

No cap ai

Mrkawfee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 333d

Humans together strong!

NovaSel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 333d

Makes sense.

HereIAm@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 334d

Google Video or it didn't happen!

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 334d

I'mma be honest That's AI.

JoShmoe@ani.social · 3 pts · 334d

This whole post is AI . .

PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 334d

That post is ai.

bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 334d

This is true of adults as well. Or "i dont like it. The holocaust is ai"

We're doomed folks. Doomed because idiots walk the earth.

stinky@redlemmy.com · -6 pts · 334d (2 replies)

solution: don't have kids

Nalivai@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 334d (1 reply)

That's ai

stinky@redlemmy.com · 2 pts · 333d

ChatGPT how can I perform an at-home 38th trimester abortion