If you wrap a whole steak in a sausage casing that's not a sausage. You need to pound that dick before you can call it sausage. So at the start of the process it may be way less sausage than by the end, depending on how you go about it, I suppose.
Since the anus is between two "buns" (asscheeks), you also could also call it some sort of hot dog / sandwich / burger. Cover the penis with mustard and/or ketchup and it'll be perfect (and since the rectum can absorb salt and sugar, some extra nutrition for the anal receiver too!) ;P
I think you'd also have to stick you penis through a mincer first; please make sure you do that next time. You surely deserve the darwin award for this one.
43 Comments
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 98 pts · 345d
You know it would have cost you nothing to post this right?
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 345d
it indeed costed them nothing to post this
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 345d
This is vital lore on how and why Satan has those maggoty cumfarts.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 345d
Aww, it's like How I Met Your Mother, Lemmy edition.
eighty@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 345d
My first thought to OP was "please stop talking" - I really didn't need to read this before bed
Cocodapuf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 345d
To not post this?
MudMan@fedia.io · 69 pts · 345d
A sausage is ground meat in an intestinal casing.
If you wrap a whole steak in a sausage casing that's not a sausage. You need to pound that dick before you can call it sausage. So at the start of the process it may be way less sausage than by the end, depending on how you go about it, I suppose.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 345d
This serves a wonderful mental image for me to discuss with my psychiatrist.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 345d
Would it be more correct to say you both become a Beef Wellington?
notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 345d
Turdickin
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 345d
When your homies join in.
MudMan@fedia.io · 5 pts · 345d
If you like flavored condoms I am struggling to find a reason why not.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 345d
To be fair, it’s normally bigger going in than it is coming out.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 345d
Not mine. You wouldn't believe how small I get when I get in there.
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 345d
I spent my entire teen years and a good portion of my 20s pounding it daily, often multiple times a day.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 345d
Suddenly I don't want breakfast anymore..
Muffi@programming.dev · 14 pts · 345d
I want anal sex for breakfast now
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 345d
Breakfast sausage.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 345d
More for me! Hey, by chance, have you ever wanted to become a sausage? You're Sausage Clox!!!!
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 25 pts · 345d
how do I delete somebody else's post
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 24 pts · 345d
You turn them into the casing and your sausage into a sausage
asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com · 23 pts · 345d
Since the anus is between two "buns" (asscheeks), you also could also call it some sort of hot dog / sandwich / burger. Cover the penis with mustard and/or ketchup and it'll be perfect (and since the rectum can absorb salt and sugar, some extra nutrition for the anal receiver too!) ;P
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 345d
Way too early for this.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 345d
Hear me out, if they bleed or got the yellow stains...
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 345d
I understand bleeding. Fine. But why do you say "the yellow stains" like I should know what that is?
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 344d
Fluid excretetions :)
asdfranger@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 345d
Pull out, lick it. Now you've got some iron (haemoglobin from blood) and free gut bacteria. Good exchange. Worst that'll happen to you is diarrhea.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 343d
Someone should embroider this on a throw pillow.
Melonpoly@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 345d
If you kiss someone you make a continuous tunnel from your anus to theirs
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 345d
I'll give you this mate, you always live up to your name.
wabafee@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 345d
Hmm very insightful, yes.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 345d
Sausage links.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 345d
The Human Sausagepede.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 345d
HEY! LISTEN!
banause@feddit.org · 10 pts · 345d
TIHI
bryndos@fedia.io · 9 pts · 345d
I think you'd also have to stick you penis through a mincer first; please make sure you do that next time. You surely deserve the darwin award for this one.
wewbull@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 345d
We're all shit sausages.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 345d
Does the mouth not connect to the anus? So oral sex would also make you a roundabout kind of sausage?
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 345d
I ain't ever seen a hot dog with teeth...
Dionysus@leminal.space · 5 pts · 345d
You're missing out on the best types of Wurst my friend.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 345d
thanks i cummed
lath@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 345d
Well I say it's haggis!
devolution@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 341d
Well this is going to cause people to look at Jimmy Dean differently.