ICE in Chicago tried to arrest food delivery dude

https://files.catbox.moe/h04v1x.mp4

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51 Comments

teft@piefed.social · 138 pts · 341d (12 replies)

Why the fuck is that loser wearing a fucking stetson? Hell, why are they wearing camo? Fucking weirdo tacticool losers.

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 71 pts · 341d (1 reply)

Hell, why are they wearing camo?

To blend stealthily with the urban jungle, obviously.

teft@piefed.social · 54 pts · 341d

IWW4@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 341d (1 reply)

Yeah WTF is that all about?

He is pretending to be ISE Calvert scout or ISE Ranger?

snooggums@piefed.world · 22 pts · 341d

Military cosplay.

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 341d (1 reply)

Careful, that’s Doug Dimmadome

holomorphic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 341d

Doug Dimmadome, the owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 340d

Ammosexuals

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 341d (3 replies)

Doesn't look like a Stetson, looks like a bucket hat.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucket_hat

Military version is a boonie hat:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boonie_hat

teft@piefed.social · 27 pts · 341d (2 replies)

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 341d

Oh, THAT guy, I thought it was the dude on the left...

IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 341d

The ICE team secretly wishes they were a Bananaball team?

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 242d

Honestly, while I was in the military, the thing that disgusted me the most was cops telling me how much they wanted to be military but couldn't pass. It's a majority. They wanted to be military but failed the tests and have power over a population.

paper_moon@lemmy.world · 137 pts · 341d

So by not continuing to chase him, they just openly admitted that even they believe the people they're going after aren't actually a problem to society, they just don't like them.

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 341d (2 replies)

For what? There's no way they could have positively identified him that quickly, so where's the probable cause?

Oh, right...

bzLem0n@lemmy.ca · 59 pts · 341d (1 reply)

Apparently, when he went back to pickup his phone, he said "Fuck Trump" to them. That and not being caucasian would be enough for them.

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 341d
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TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 341d (2 replies)

Shit hole country.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 341d (1 reply)

American here.....HEY!!!

.....alright, fair enough. You're right.

Rooskie91@discuss.online · 18 pts · 341d

That's THE shithole country, to you! /s

toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 341d (7 replies)

The best version of this video has yakety sax as the soundtrack.

https://infosec.pub/pictrs/image/815811e7-fc16-4d54-9a13-1a5bc8098392.mp4

drewaustin@piefed.ca · 14 pts · 341d (1 reply)

I was going to post that this needs Yackety Sax…

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 341d

Now with more frames!

https://youtu.be/AY5XkKR84OI

kautau@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 341d (3 replies)

Just sad that it lost so many frames and gained so much compression to add a low bitrate audio track

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 341d (2 replies)
kautau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 341d (1 reply)

Thanks internet person, that’s the smoothness I like

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 341d

I get that. It’s less “flip book”.

AtariDump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 341d

Now with more frames!!

https://youtu.be/AY5XkKR84OI

ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 47 pts · 341d (2 replies)

Behold, everyone: the party of free speech

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 341d (1 reply)

To be fair, they aren't chasing him for something he said. They're chasing him because.....uhhhh......brown skin. Which is actually worse.

ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 29 pts · 341d

According to reporting, he said "fuck trump" and "I'm not a citizen"; poking at them for a while before one of these bozos told him he dropped his phone, waited for him to try to pick it up, resulting in what we see here.

rimu@piefed.social · 39 pts · 341d (1 reply)

lol they can run about 10 steps before slowing down

muffedtrims@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 341d

They're not sending us their best

TimboSlice@discuss.online · 27 pts · 341d

Hahaha fucking losers

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 341d (1 reply)

Imagine placing an order on UberEats, and being like "Where the hell is my chicken bacon ranch club sandwich??? I ordered it an hour ago!!!" Then you look outside, and see these losers just standing around. Then you get a refund notice on your app, and a message that says "Hey, sorry. I tried delivering your order, but I almost got deported. Sorry about that."

Because I assume this delivery driver is actually a really cool dude, and would be apologetic. Even though it's not HIS fault the order didn't get delivered, and even though he totally made the right call to get the fuck out of there, he probably takes pride in his work, and feels bad that this lady didn't get her lunch. Sucks for her, but it's not worth dealing with ICE over. Fuck all that noise. Fuck all this noise. Fuck this administration. Fuck everything about modern day. FUCK! This comment started off trying to lighten the mood with an absurdist observational humor, and ended with me just getting pissed off. Because how could you NOT get pissed off when THIS is our current reality??? How are we NOT rioting city to city? If ever there was a time to fight back with our lives, it's when fascism stands above us. My grandfather was a great man. You know why? Because he killed nazis. When I was a kid, and realized what world he grew up in, and what world I would have grew up in had it not been for his entire generation, I thanked him. At 7 years old, I thanked my elderly grandfather for setting the world straight that we don't tolerate nazis.

Now you can take away the label of nazi if you want to be pedantic, but facts are facts. We're dealing with the same people with a different flag.

Why are we allowing modern day nazis to rule our world?

curbstickle@anarchist.nexus · 10 pts · 341d

If you don't mind me adding on.....

Why are these fucking loser ass mouthbreathing sacks of nazi shit somehow in charge of anything?

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 341d

Fuck ICE

N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 341d

Meal Team 6 couldn't keep up!

douglasg14b@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 340d (2 replies)

Did they just see someone of darker skin color and straight up try and kidnap them right there and then?

What the fuck.

plant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 340d (1 reply)

In the longer version of the video, the cyclist approaches ICE and taunts them,saying over and over that's he's illegal. He then drops his phone (fuck), and from there we have the above video

Each shit ice fascists

sukhmel@programming.dev · 8 pts · 340d

I'm just glad he got away with that, however stupid they might be, they are also dangerous :(

Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 341d

Suck it, Nazi pigs

aesthelete@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 341d

Barney Fife and the Keystone cops everyone.

It would be funny if it weren't for the very real stakes involved.

Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 341d

and that's why step-through bicycles are great

harsh3466@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 341d

What a bunch of shitheels.

MrSulu@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 341d

So heroically trying to save US society, but thankfully, so woefully inadequate

DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 341d

Gestapo is too slow

turdas@suppo.fi · 8 pts · 341d (1 reply)

What did he pick off the ground?

Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 341d

His phone

IWW4@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 341d (1 reply)

All this is missing is the Benny Hill Chase theme!

logi@piefed.world · 1 pts · 341d
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rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 341d

Difficult to run with all that tactical gear, eh?

victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 239d

Good lord, they're so bad at running, wtf