I just saw a post that touches on this a few days ago. I'll share the Ben Franklin quote once more, and never again after because I find it painfully crass.
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
You should read up on him. He was the dog of all dogs. He also wrote a long, satirical paper entirely about farting, called A Letter to a Royal Academy on Farting or Fart Proudly.
And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
Hmm, I wonder whether that’s the case. Alright, ~10% of men are gay and 2% are ace or aro. That’s 88% who might. Now, 25% of married men cheat on their spouses and about 50% of men are married or in a comparable relationship. That means that 12.5% of men might consider it and 37.5 wouldn’t. Let’s round on the safe side. 52% might consider it. Anyone have statistics on racial/age preference or rejection from men? I’ve done all I can
Good, with Leo gone, there's room for Ben Franklin.
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
I'd also love if his is one of those situations where she's actually in another country (and doesn't speak English herself) but just really likes this cool tshirt she found online.
I used to love these on reddit. My favorite was a really sweet, dorky looking East-Asian guy wearing a sweater that said "I don't need life, I'm high on drugs".
I also was given a tshirt that it turns out just said variations of "get girls" all over it in Chinese script, and I wore it for years until a Taiwanese friend told me what it meant.
China has some fun stuff. A friend of mine picked up a magnet for me that says "under fog she is beautiful clear morning she is zombie."
Apparently that was a print the store was running, but she didn't want to buy me the shirt. I get why, but thats been my favorite fridge magnet for years.
Judging by the design of the cart and the "Great Value" brand sliced ham in it, she's at an American Walmart, so it's unlikely that she doesn't understand English (although possible, of course).
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Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 129 pts · 332d
That pussy ain't old.
Shit. Maybe I'm old...
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 332d
I can't be old, the 80's were only... Oh no...
tetris11@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 331d
I got love for you if you were born in the 80s
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 331d
I was tearing up Minneapolis, San Francisco and Duesseldorf in the 80s. In the 70s I was in Portland. Yeah Portland was weird even back then.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 331d
You're not really old until judges are older than you.
Source: am really old.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 331d
That is mature pussy. Well trained.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 118 pts · 332d
I just saw a post that touches on this a few days ago. I'll share the Ben Franklin quote once more, and never again after because I find it painfully crass.
Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 332d
Damn, Ben Franklin was a dog lol
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 331d
You should read up on him. He was the dog of all dogs. He also wrote a long, satirical paper entirely about farting, called A Letter to a Royal Academy on Farting or Fart Proudly.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 331d
From the same letter:
And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 331d
You might want to learn about horizontal scroll bars.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 331d
OP should learn fixed-width indentation
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 331d
It's ironic that we're talking about the famous printer Ben Franklin here!
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com · 29 pts · 332d
The standard editor links to formatting help with markdown guide explaining blockquotes.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 332d
tdawg@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 332d
Experience is the real decider anyway imo
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 332d
In a nutshell: "The legs are the last thing that goes".
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 332d
I guess the legs are under the girdle too so maybe that is what he meant.
Horsecook@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 332d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 332d
Ben "Horndog" Franklin
Devanismyname@lazysoci.al · 78 pts · 332d
Most guys totally would
chonkyninja@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 332d
Can confirm, would.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 332d
Yeah. Especially considering this is probably not even the best picture
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 332d
It’s like no one has ever heard of a cougar.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 332d
Hmm, I wonder whether that’s the case. Alright, ~10% of men are gay and 2% are ace or aro. That’s 88% who might. Now, 25% of married men cheat on their spouses and about 50% of men are married or in a comparable relationship. That means that 12.5% of men might consider it and 37.5 wouldn’t. Let’s round on the safe side. 52% might consider it. Anyone have statistics on racial/age preference or rejection from men? I’ve done all I can
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 332d
Sorry mate, too busy thinking about banging this gal
Devanismyname@lazysoci.al · 4 pts · 332d
This doesnt make you seem smart. Obviously i meant most guys would want to, not most would actually if they are married or whatever.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 332d
If my goofy math seems to be self aggrandizing, that’s a you problem. I didn’t sign up for lemmy to be taken seriously
Guitarfun@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 332d
It's obviously a joke dude :)
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 332d
TIL I am most guys.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 332d
I must agree with madam. Though she ain't old, that's fine wine right there. Bet she could break yo dick
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 11 pts · 332d
She’s not talking about herself with that shirt. 🏳️🧡🤍💜🥓✂️👩❤️💋👩
bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 332d
That doesnt even make sense.
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 2 pts · 332d
Cats, or coochie?
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 331d
The last two I get, but bacon?
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 9 pts · 331d
It’s a lavender joke that the most popular lesbian flag looks like a strip of bacon. Thus it's like waving another sapphic flag.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 331d
Sorry, lavender?
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 1 pts · 331d
Now I feel like y'all pulling my 🦵. Lavender language.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 56 pts · 332d
Leonardo DiCaprio leaves the chat.
Cort@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 332d
Good, with Leo gone, there's room for Ben Franklin.
sunzu2@thebrainbin.org · 3 pts · 332d
Pandantic@midwest.social · 46 pts · 332d
Some cougars prowl in the dark, but some are confident enough in their ability to do their prowling at the grocery store. 😏
zululove@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 332d
Certified freak after she puts the kids to sleep 😴
sunbytes@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 332d
I'd also love if his is one of those situations where she's actually in another country (and doesn't speak English herself) but just really likes this cool tshirt she found online.
I used to love these on reddit. My favorite was a really sweet, dorky looking East-Asian guy wearing a sweater that said "I don't need life, I'm high on drugs".
I also was given a tshirt that it turns out just said variations of "get girls" all over it in Chinese script, and I wore it for years until a Taiwanese friend told me what it meant.
cdf12345@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 331d
When I saw this earlier I thought it might be the case
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 331d
I cracked up when I saw this young girl in China wearing a tshirt with the teletubbies on it and "Cocaine" across it.
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 331d
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 331d
I like the one of the guy in Africa wearing a "burn this flag, asshole" t-shirt.
Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social · 5 pts · 331d
China has some fun stuff. A friend of mine picked up a magnet for me that says "under fog she is beautiful clear morning she is zombie."
Apparently that was a print the store was running, but she didn't want to buy me the shirt. I get why, but thats been my favorite fridge magnet for years.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 331d
I mean, did it work?
Psythik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 331d
Judging by the design of the cart and the "Great Value" brand sliced ham in it, she's at an American Walmart, so it's unlikely that she doesn't understand English (although possible, of course).
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 331d
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 26 pts · 332d
Not for Epstein or Trump it ain't.
sundray@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 332d
Sick fucks.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 332d
That pic in this context is absolutely revolting.
Thnx!
motor_spirit@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 332d
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 332d
I like the way she boobs.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 332d
Im 41 and I would nestle plunge into that fine lady
MiDaBa@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 332d
Let that be a warning to you young dudes. Watch your mom cause when we say it, we'll follow through. 😂
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone · 21 pts · 332d
Maybe that pretty lady likes older women.
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 331d
If she is fine with old cock we are good.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 331d
as long as the good 'ol cockle doo
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 332d
I'd say its better than young in most cases
Kaliax@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 332d
Okay, Mr. Benjamin Franklin.
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 332d
I think I’m in love
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 10 pts · 332d
I'm starting to figure out why ol' folks liked Tricky Dick.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 331d
Damn, I remember the good old days when Tricky Dick was the worst Republican imaginable.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 331d
It only took 2 elections for a worse republican to take charge.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 331d
Nah, she is fine as fuck. She would get plenty of attention, for sure.
WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org · 5 pts · 331d
We buy the same cold cuts. I think I'm in love.
iridebikes@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 331d
Why would someone wear that in public? Big yikes.
jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk · 34 pts · 331d
I think it's to cover up her tits.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 331d
Didn't work.
Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 331d
20 year ago me would have thought that was the perfect amount of trashy. I have regrets.
jdf038@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 331d
But also experiences
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 331d
*STIs
bestagon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 331d
Oh look, it’s me 20 years from now
MithranArkanere@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 331d
I see maybe 3 reasons:
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 331d
Got dressed in the dark
Karen / child repellent
Practices the subtle art of not giving a fuck
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 331d
kink-shaming
HalfSalesman@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 331d
Good thing I don't need to worry about getting no pussy.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · -13 pts · 332d
It's not the years, it's the mileage.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 22 pts · 332d
A pussy isn’t a glove or a shoe that shit doesn’t wear out.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 332d
Spoken like someone who has never worn one out!
(My wife is on her fourth one, and if you have to ask you can't afford it.)
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 6 pts · 332d
Yeah but they only have to rebuild the first inch.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 332d
That is true (not to toot my own horn or anything).
Kaerkob@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 332d
moody@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 332d
Is that what a Z-job is?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 332d
This is a statement only believed by virgins who have never actually interacted with a vagina.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 332d
Or it's a quote from Indiana Jones.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 332d
In this case it’s both!