Use legal/borderline/not-really-legal-but-no-one's-enforcing-it stores; Snapchat, apparently; clearweb mail order services (dumb); darknet markets; go to 'that part of town' and ask around.
Dunno where you are, but I found this rule held up pretty well in Canada pre-legalization- if you find the most central McDonald's in any urban area, talk to the street kids and pretty soon you will have weed (or something that looks like weed if you're not paying attention/acting like a douchebag). I used to include loose cigarettes and time spent chatting with street folks in the cost. That said, a) lots of risks (getting robbed, something other than weed, laced shit), and b) required talking to strangers about illicit desires. But the more rapport you build, the less likely it is you'd get burned/the more likely it is you'd get actually good shit, and get connected to a real plug.
Note 'central' does not necessarily mean geographically central - think about the highest foot traffic areas in town with a McDonald's. Not suggesting you do that anyway, particularly these days.
Drinking is orders of magnitude more harmful than playing computer games all day or watching porn (unless you are losing consciousness due to all-day masturbation).
Good news. Alcohol, porn, and drugs will be illegal soon, Reddit will be dead and gone, food will be too expensive to afford, and the only videogames you will be allowed to play involve hunting minorities with Jesus for sport.
I wish I had the time/opportunity for one of those. Ok maybe I could cry in a pillow. Might do that soon. And I do browse lemmy as much as I can. Well actually I just want more time gaming that's all. Pretty much already gave up on alcohol and drugs...
36 Comments
Hackworth@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 327d
Thteven@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 327d
klemptor@startrek.website · 1 pts · 326d
Such a mood
crank0271@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 327d
RedditLemmycan@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 327d
But tbh Lemmy not having hours worth of content is good for me.
ColdSideOfYourPillow@anarchist.nexus · 3 pts · 326d
RedditLemmyPieFedBalaquina@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 327d
There needs to be a jar labeled "Eating", right next to "Not Eating".
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 327d
All except getting high and not eating.
ezeno789@piefed.social · 6 pts · 327d
+1
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 327d
Well at this point I'm going to have to ask you to stop following me and reporting on my life, it's getting creepy.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 15 pts · 327d
You're supposed to choose?
flandish@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 327d
i wish i could get high. i get too anxious. and fomo kicks in because i’ll be high and I’m a fist responder so … murphy’s law.
flandish@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 327d
first* responder. fist responder is chuck norris.
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 327d
Fist responder totally worked, tho'.
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 327d
Or Danny Rand, protector of Kun Lun and sworn enemy of the Hand.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 327d
Punch Wizard lives!
decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 326d
Killer57@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 326d
Cannabis is 100% legal in Canada, I find I haven't touched alcohol since legalization.
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 326d
Use legal/borderline/not-really-legal-but-no-one's-enforcing-it stores; Snapchat, apparently; clearweb mail order services (dumb); darknet markets; go to 'that part of town' and ask around.
Dunno where you are, but I found this rule held up pretty well in Canada pre-legalization- if you find the most central McDonald's in any urban area, talk to the street kids and pretty soon you will have weed (or something that looks like weed if you're not paying attention/acting like a douchebag). I used to include loose cigarettes and time spent chatting with street folks in the cost. That said, a) lots of risks (getting robbed, something other than weed, laced shit), and b) required talking to strangers about illicit desires. But the more rapport you build, the less likely it is you'd get burned/the more likely it is you'd get actually good shit, and get connected to a real plug.
Note 'central' does not necessarily mean geographically central - think about the highest foot traffic areas in town with a McDonald's. Not suggesting you do that anyway, particularly these days.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 327d
I'm not doing amazing but I have narrowed it down now
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 327d
"Isolating myself for days" and "Gaming all day."
Almacca@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 327d
I scored a six out of eight over my 4 day weekend.
Stabbitha@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 327d
I work from home, I hit 7/8 daily.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 327d
I’ll take everything on the menu, and throw in some Warhammer 40K for good measure.
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 327d
Fuck. I’m 8/8. Time to see a professional.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 327d
At that point I think you are a professional.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 327d
You are the Brute Squad.
swagmoney@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 327d
all but binge drinking and swap Reddit for Lemmy 🤗
ameancow@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 326d
33550336@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 327d
Drinking is orders of magnitude more harmful than playing computer games all day or watching porn (unless you are losing consciousness due to all-day masturbation).
uhhhehhh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 327d
I'll take the bottom left two please
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 327d
Browsing what now!? Ex-CUSE me!? Let me smell yo dick!
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 326d
Holy shit, that song feels like forever ago Tosh.O. 17 years… fuck you, man.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 326d
I only recently discovered it somehow. Probably because I'm still so young and hip.
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 327d
Good news. Alcohol, porn, and drugs will be illegal soon, Reddit will be dead and gone, food will be too expensive to afford, and the only videogames you will be allowed to play involve hunting minorities with Jesus for sport.
Your choices will be much easier to pick between.
lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 327d
Maybe some Saudi Sims too.
HubertManne@piefed.social · 3 pts · 327d
I wish I had all these options. Have you thought about the opposite of not eating?
Asafum@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 327d
I'd say all of the above but my stupid body won't let me drink or smoke anymore so I have to raw dog this bullshit. :/
skeptomatic@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 327d
Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 326d
I wish I had the time/opportunity for one of those. Ok maybe I could cry in a pillow. Might do that soon. And I do browse lemmy as much as I can. Well actually I just want more time gaming that's all. Pretty much already gave up on alcohol and drugs...