Disrespectfully disagree. Syrup is god's greatest gift to toasted/browned grains with wildly unacceptable proportions of sugar already in them. Drown those fuckers in it. Let them breathe their last oxygen as they wait for my knife to slice, dice, and be delivered into the acid pits below.
The real stuff is great. The fake stuff is delicious. I may not be a strawberry fucker, but that strawberry syrup at ihop is sinful in it's delectability. The aunt jemima fructose corn goo is orgasmic.
The real stuff rocks my socks, but it's also too expensive to slather on like I'm greasing my partner before said partner our kid's pool wrestling matches. I appreciate the disaccharides I can get in industrial drum size. Gimme fake indian plastic bottles that hold diluted mud in them, and just dump em in my feeding trough. Let me squeeze the last drop of insulin out of my poor pancreas before my pumping heart explodes.
Respect, but the real deal is the only syrup in my house.
My six-year-old daughter tried pancakes at a restaurant the other day where they only had Smucker's corn syrup, and she hated it. She knows the taste of real maple. I couldn't be prouder.
Seriously..... Pancakes or waffles would be my last choice for breakfast. French toast, or eggs (in a variety of ways), a decent bread. Or if I'm going out and going to be fancy then a Shakshuka.
French style crepes, paper thin, with slices of ham and gruyere between them the first time, then maple syrup and/or whipped cream and berries the second time, to finish.
I like salvaging dried baguettes by busting them into chunks and then soaking them overnight in the cream -egg-vanilla mixture so they're fully saturated.
I'll be real: that butter distribution is hitting all the right spots in my brain and I have been craving a butter-drenched waffle for a few hours now. Luckily, it's after when I normally eat, and hopefully by tomorrow I will have forgotten.
Why would you eat any of those for breakfast? Here in The Netherlands we eat pancakes only for dinner, but only sometimes, and waffles when going to the fair or something. Waffles are so full of sugar (and pancakes should be without, except for the topping maybe). Eating loads of sugar, especially the bad sugars popular in the US, causes obesity and type 2 diabetes.
When the pancake is the size of a silver dollar, rather than a sand dollar, quarters make them plenty small enough. Humbly, I submit that the best pancakes are half the size of a medium pizza cooked in jamaica, but am willing to entertain arguments about quarter pounder patties sized flapjacks.
i have had an epiphany. you know how queso dip is better than nachos, because you get optimal cheese to chip coverage with every chip? what if you made tiny waffles and dipped them in a cup of syrup.
I think we need waffles that are flat on one side. Butter under the waffle on the flat side, syrup in the wells of the top side. Then you get even coverage of butter and also the crispness and syrup management benefits.
Looks like IHOP pancakes and a Waffle House waffle. Neither establishment is known for high-quality dining... however, a waffle house all-star special while half drunk at 3am hits on a different level.
79 Comments
Tedesche@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 305d
U7826391786239@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 305d
dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 304d
Waffles are crunchy, so that's an automatic win in my book
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 305d
Pairs better with chicken too
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 305d
Either is great, but learn to make them well and use less syrup.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 304d
Disrespectfully disagree. Syrup is god's greatest gift to toasted/browned grains with wildly unacceptable proportions of sugar already in them. Drown those fuckers in it. Let them breathe their last oxygen as they wait for my knife to slice, dice, and be delivered into the acid pits below.
moakley@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 304d
Whoever downvoted you must not have ever had real maple syrup.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 304d
The real stuff is great. The fake stuff is delicious. I may not be a strawberry fucker, but that strawberry syrup at ihop is sinful in it's delectability. The aunt jemima fructose corn goo is orgasmic.
The real stuff rocks my socks, but it's also too expensive to slather on like I'm greasing my partner before said partner our kid's pool wrestling matches. I appreciate the disaccharides I can get in industrial drum size. Gimme fake indian plastic bottles that hold diluted mud in them, and just dump em in my feeding trough. Let me squeeze the last drop of insulin out of my poor pancreas before my pumping heart explodes.
moakley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
Respect, but the real deal is the only syrup in my house.
My six-year-old daughter tried pancakes at a restaurant the other day where they only had Smucker's corn syrup, and she hated it. She knows the taste of real maple. I couldn't be prouder.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
but tell me how you really feel
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 304d
Sugar is a poison, and I must froth for it.
moakley@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 304d
The waffle doesn't have enough syrup.
The pancakes have almost enough, maybe, depending on if there's any in the middle of the stack.
Real maple syrup is a reason to get up in the morning.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
When I'm really craving something sweet, I'll have a shot glass of maple syrup, preferably a light, early batch.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
grade b or get out of my kitchen
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 304d
a properly cooked meal is prepared how the person likes it, not how the internet likes it
U7826391786239@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 305d
JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 303d
^ This hobbit second breakfasts.
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 305d
French toast.
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 5 pts · 305d
Seriously..... Pancakes or waffles would be my last choice for breakfast. French toast, or eggs (in a variety of ways), a decent bread. Or if I'm going out and going to be fancy then a Shakshuka.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
French style crepes, paper thin, with slices of ham and gruyere between them the first time, then maple syrup and/or whipped cream and berries the second time, to finish.
GorGor@startrek.website · 2 pts · 304d
Æbleskivers!
Savory or sweet.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
I like salvaging dried baguettes by busting them into chunks and then soaking them overnight in the cream -egg-vanilla mixture so they're fully saturated.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 304d
Both options are lacking in plate presentation but undoubtedly still delicious.
marzhall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 304d
I'll be real: that butter distribution is hitting all the right spots in my brain and I have been craving a butter-drenched waffle for a few hours now. Luckily, it's after when I normally eat, and hopefully by tomorrow I will have forgotten.
Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 305d
Those pictures taste the same.
snooggums@piefed.world · 13 pts · 305d
But the texture is different!
Darker pixels have more crunch.
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 305d
like butter.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · -5 pts · 305d
Both are soggy mush. Zero texture. Pure sugar goop.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 10 pts · 304d
Why choose? Wankcakes!
toeblast96@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 304d
nathanjent@programming.dev · 10 pts · 304d
Both please, with an egg and slice of bacon. But I'm not getting anything else accomplished today.
black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 305d
I love how completely unaware of the stupid drama on bsky everyone here seems to be.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 304d
Honestly with everything going on in my life I don’t really care
black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 304d
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 304d
And I was just shitposting using the first line from OP.
gmtom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 304d
Wtf is that pancake it's like ab inch thick
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 304d
Poffertjes
InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 304d
Godverdomme
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 304d
Of nie dan
InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 304d
2 woorden: verloren brood
mr_satan@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 304d
Both look equally bad.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 304d
Pancakes.
Waffles feel like homework for breakfast.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
Eat the axes!
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 304d
Why would you eat any of those for breakfast? Here in The Netherlands we eat pancakes only for dinner, but only sometimes, and waffles when going to the fair or something. Waffles are so full of sugar (and pancakes should be without, except for the topping maybe). Eating loads of sugar, especially the bad sugars popular in the US, causes obesity and type 2 diabetes.
bigfondue@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 303d
Not me
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 304d
would you care for a shmoke and a pancake? blintze and a bong?
shiftymccool@programming.dev · 3 pts · 304d
Coffee and a joint?
brb@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 304d
Lettu.
GrindingGears@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 305d
What's up with those pancake cutting lines? Who cuts a pancake into quarters? Is this normal? Am I the abnormal one for not doing this?
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 304d
When the pancake is the size of a silver dollar, rather than a sand dollar, quarters make them plenty small enough. Humbly, I submit that the best pancakes are half the size of a medium pizza cooked in jamaica, but am willing to entertain arguments about quarter pounder patties sized flapjacks.
GrindingGears@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 304d
I agree. But I tear into them like a degenerate, not totally proportioned quarters.
smh@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 304d
How do you feel about one large pancake melded with two smaller pancakes, to make some sort of cartoonish mouse head shape?
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 304d
They're great. Branding designs on your waffles, or drawing beautiful art with your pancake batter, is like dressing a beauty in the finest attire.
moakley@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
It lets the syrup soak into the middle.
GrindingGears@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 304d
You present a valid argument.
moakley@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
I figured it out because I fucking love maple syrup.
jaded_genie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
Enter the legendary why not both meme
db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 305d
Realism.
moakley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
Pancakes. Waffles just don't achieve the same thing. Crispiness is great, but they don't absorb the butter as well.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
i have had an epiphany. you know how queso dip is better than nachos, because you get optimal cheese to chip coverage with every chip? what if you made tiny waffles and dipped them in a cup of syrup.
cfi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
Waffle sticks are amazing. They make special irons for them specifically for this reason
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
nah i want to use that car waffle iron and "drive" them into the "tar pit". no i'm not a toddler i'm just fun.
moakley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 304d
Wouldn't work. I need butter, so unless I'm dipping in syrup and liquid butter...
Never mind, that would totally work.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
So you hate waffles? /s
TheOakTree@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 304d
I think we need waffles that are flat on one side. Butter under the waffle on the flat side, syrup in the wells of the top side. Then you get even coverage of butter and also the crispness and syrup management benefits.
moakley@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 303d
So half waffle, half pancake?
I bet I could make that.
Boppel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 304d
dampfnudel it is. thank me later
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 304d
Oooh, maybe two waffles with a syrup-saturated pancake and gently simmered fruit sandwiched in the middle. 🤔
No butter and no other dairy though.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 304d
Like fresh fruit, or like syrup-infused canned fruit that just gets a little caramelized on the griddle. Cuz those both sound awesome.
AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 304d
Agreed, either is fine.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
I prefer buttering fresh fruit and then blistering them under the broiler
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 304d
So you hate the world then, I see.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 305d
waffles then
Gigasser@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
Waffles? What's this geometric breakfast grid?Where's happy floppy shapes? Where's bubbly dadaisms on my plate?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
yeah why can't my waffle iron do waffle hexes you know what i should look into that
fulcrummed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 304d
Waffle needs more syrup and the pancake needs crispy bacon and banana with syrup and butter!
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 303d
Why is French toast always left out of the debate?
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 304d
Idk if it was covid but I just don't like maple syrup anymore. I like jam or jelly.
GorGor@startrek.website · 2 pts · 304d
Coconut syrup. Throw some macadamia nuts in your pancake and slather it with some coco re'al cream of coconut. Delish.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 302d
Thanks! I'll give it a try!
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 304d
Pancakes because they don't need specialised cooking equipment to make, I just make them on my cast iron pan.
Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 303d
They are both delicious! Just, maybe not what's pictured though.
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 303d
Looks like IHOP pancakes and a Waffle House waffle. Neither establishment is known for high-quality dining... however, a waffle house all-star special while half drunk at 3am hits on a different level.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 304d
Pancakes, or pancakes with syrup cups?