I have a pair just like the green check ones, and they have a cockball holder. Any pair of short shorts I have has genital containment. Big fan of silkies.
I think I carried stuff because of the cargo. When I left the cargo in the past, it was like a weight off my shins. I all of a sudden didn't feel obligated to lug shit around. I was free
Yeah, any tiny men's shorts I have ever owned have had the interior hammock. Most of them were designed for exercising in, so they gotta be able to keep you from slapping around it's not conducive to a good workout.
Tried working out in loose underwear once. My balls were sagging 10 minutes in, and at one point managed to slam them right into my thigh during a spin.
It's all situational. A skirt is better than both if you're not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I'd rather hike or swim in something with trunks.
Fine, females, fine, fellas. Alliteration, my dude? "Wonderful on women, worse on... Whitey?" "Great for girls (er...), garish on guys" "Mejor para mujeres, es peor para papas"
Yeah, there's better ways to do it but it's more effort than anyone should put in to a shit post.
68 Comments
Rooty@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 310d
No thanks, I don't want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 310d
You're missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 310d
Because I work at a preschool.
VeryVito@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 310d
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 310d
Easy there, Louis CK.
Rooty@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 310d
I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 310d
You need to go to better parks.
spykee@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 310d
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 309d
Just tie it around your waist
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 308d
AKA “The First Season Sayan”
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 309d
My waist is too wide to tie my balls around
blibla@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 310d
:(
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
I have a pair just like the green check ones, and they have a cockball holder. Any pair of short shorts I have has genital containment. Big fan of silkies.
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 310d
Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 308d
If you need cargo pockets while playing a sport (which are what these are for, all other options be damned), you need to reevaluate your strategies.
BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d
Playing a sport? Ptsch these are for being comfy
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 308d
Oh... that's why I live in a place with four walls and a roof. So I can get naked when I want to be comfy.
lovely_reader@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d
What do you carry in there?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 309d
Pizza bites
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 308d
Tater tots
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 308d
Tina!
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
Cargo!
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
I think I carried stuff because of the cargo. When I left the cargo in the past, it was like a weight off my shins. I all of a sudden didn't feel obligated to lug shit around. I was free
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 310d
This post is lacking thicc thighs
Edit:
You got a thick ass
Four wheel drive
Thick like a manatee
Double-wide
blibla@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 310d
be the change you want to see in the world
AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 310d
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 310d
Gyroscopic run stabilization
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 310d
I want to see them. 👀
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 309d
They have liners and shit on some of these shorties
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d
Yeah, any tiny men's shorts I have ever owned have had the interior hammock. Most of them were designed for exercising in, so they gotta be able to keep you from slapping around it's not conducive to a good workout.
fonix232@fedia.io · 2 pts · 306d
Tried working out in loose underwear once. My balls were sagging 10 minutes in, and at one point managed to slam them right into my thigh during a spin.
It was worse than being kicked in the nuts.
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 308d
Why would you want shit on your shorts?
At least, before you wear them. Then shit on them all you want.
The pre-wear shitting is where I csn't follow.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
look i don't kink shame you
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 310d
Old men at the gym approve.
If you know what I mean
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 310d
Talk about low hanging fruit
SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 310d
More men need to show ass
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 310d
I need to find one first
Damage@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 310d
Have you tried looking between your back and your legs?
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 309d
ooooooh that little bump, right
fonix232@fedia.io · 1 pts · 306d
A man, or an ass?
For the latter I recommend the zoo.
HalfBakedChef@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 310d
Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic
FishFace@piefed.social · 15 pts · 310d
Why?
village604@adultswim.fan · 17 pts · 310d
The first one shows off legs and butt better
lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 310d
Ahh 80s shorts, where ALL your assets are on display
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d
why not?
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 310d
Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me
saltesc@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 310d
It's all situational. A skirt is better than both if you're not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I'd rather hike or swim in something with trunks.
LordPassionFruit@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 310d
But what about a skort?
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 309d
Need to get my girl some of these.
Bruhh@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 309d
Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 308d
forget about your girl. you don't control her, get them for yourself
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 308d
Oh of course I don’t control her, but I’m sure she’d be down. I’m also sure she’d enjoy me in a pair!
buttnugget@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 308d
I control my girlfriend. She only wears what I DEMAND.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 310d
Worst of both worlds.
remotelove@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 310d
Are you forgetting about jorts?
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 310d
True
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 4 pts · 310d
This is more a “how-to” post.
Bruncvik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 310d
At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d
ok, sure. I don't think the people on the train will appreciate my wrinkled old sack hanging out though....
noxypaws@pawb.social · 1 pts · 308d
Briefs, jockstraps, or thongs for life. I'd rather go commando than wear either of these two fucking things as underwear.
polysexualstick@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 308d
They're not underwear, they're sports shorts
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d
I mean... sure, yeah... but... huh. Hmm...
gigachad@piefed.social · -4 pts · 310d
Wrong
devolution@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 310d
Fine on the females not so fine on the fellas.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 310d
Using females. Oof
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 309d
If he used males instead of fellas it would have been fine.
If your going to use female you gotta use male. Else it's just weird.
BigPotato@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 309d
Fine, females, fine, fellas. Alliteration, my dude? "Wonderful on women, worse on... Whitey?" "Great for girls (er...), garish on guys" "Mejor para mujeres, es peor para papas"
Yeah, there's better ways to do it but it's more effort than anyone should put in to a shit post.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d
Seriously. People are in the wrong sub if they want to be pedanticly PC.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 310d
Fella fails.