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68 Comments

Rooty@lemmy.world · 90 pts · 310d (13 replies)

No thanks, I don't want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.

Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 310d (6 replies)

You're missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 310d (1 reply)

Because I work at a preschool.

VeryVito@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 310d
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rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 310d

Easy there, Louis CK.

Rooty@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 310d (1 reply)

I flash my dick to a select audience, thankyouverymuch. Randos at the park are not a select audience.

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 310d

You need to go to better parks.

spykee@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 310d

You, I like you.

GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 309d (2 replies)

Just tie it around your waist

mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 308d

AKA “The First Season Sayan”

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 309d

My waist is too wide to tie my balls around

blibla@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 310d

:(

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d

I have a pair just like the green check ones, and they have a cockball holder. Any pair of short shorts I have has genital containment. Big fan of silkies.

robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 310d (9 replies)

Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 308d (2 replies)

If you need cargo pockets while playing a sport (which are what these are for, all other options be damned), you need to reevaluate your strategies.

BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Playing a sport? Ptsch these are for being comfy

burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 308d

Oh... that's why I live in a place with four walls and a roof. So I can get naked when I want to be comfy.

lovely_reader@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d (4 replies)

What do you carry in there?

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 309d

Pizza bites

mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Tater tots

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 308d

Tina!

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

Cargo!

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

I think I carried stuff because of the cargo. When I left the cargo in the past, it was like a weight off my shins. I all of a sudden didn't feel obligated to lug shit around. I was free

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 310d (1 reply)

This post is lacking thicc thighs

Edit:

You got a thick ass
Four wheel drive
Thick like a manatee
Double-wide

blibla@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 310d

be the change you want to see in the world

AsoFiafia@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 310d (7 replies)
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Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 310d

Gyroscopic run stabilization

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 310d

I want to see them. 👀

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 309d (4 replies)

They have liners and shit on some of these shorties

Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Yeah, any tiny men's shorts I have ever owned have had the interior hammock. Most of them were designed for exercising in, so they gotta be able to keep you from slapping around it's not conducive to a good workout.

fonix232@fedia.io · 2 pts · 306d

Tried working out in loose underwear once. My balls were sagging 10 minutes in, and at one point managed to slam them right into my thigh during a spin.

It was worse than being kicked in the nuts.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Why would you want shit on your shorts?

At least, before you wear them. Then shit on them all you want.

The pre-wear shitting is where I csn't follow.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

look i don't kink shame you

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 310d (1 reply)

Old men at the gym approve.

If you know what I mean

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 310d

Talk about low hanging fruit

SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 310d (4 replies)

More men need to show ass

eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 310d (3 replies)

I need to find one first

Damage@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 310d (1 reply)

Have you tried looking between your back and your legs?

eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 309d

ooooooh that little bump, right

fonix232@fedia.io · 1 pts · 306d

A man, or an ass?

For the latter I recommend the zoo.

HalfBakedChef@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 310d

Any pair of shorts with an inseam longer than 5" is homophobic

FishFace@piefed.social · 15 pts · 310d (3 replies)

Why?

village604@adultswim.fan · 17 pts · 310d (1 reply)

The first one shows off legs and butt better

lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 310d

Ahh 80s shorts, where ALL your assets are on display

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d

why not?

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 310d

Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me

saltesc@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 310d (1 reply)

It's all situational. A skirt is better than both if you're not doing anything where a seam is needed. But I'd rather hike or swim in something with trunks.

LordPassionFruit@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 310d

But what about a skort?

Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 309d (4 replies)

Need to get my girl some of these.

Bruhh@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 309d

Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 308d (2 replies)

forget about your girl. you don't control her, get them for yourself

Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 308d

Oh of course I don’t control her, but I’m sure she’d be down. I’m also sure she’d enjoy me in a pair!

buttnugget@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 308d

I control my girlfriend. She only wears what I DEMAND.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 310d (1 reply)

Worst of both worlds.

remotelove@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 310d

Are you forgetting about jorts?

HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 310d

True

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 4 pts · 310d

This is more a “how-to” post.

Bruncvik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 310d

At first I thought I was on c/running and was about to agree.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 308d

ok, sure. I don't think the people on the train will appreciate my wrinkled old sack hanging out though....

noxypaws@pawb.social · 1 pts · 308d (1 reply)

Briefs, jockstraps, or thongs for life. I'd rather go commando than wear either of these two fucking things as underwear.

polysexualstick@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 308d

They're not underwear, they're sports shorts

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 308d

I mean... sure, yeah... but... huh. Hmm...

gigachad@piefed.social · -4 pts · 310d

Wrong

devolution@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 310d (5 replies)

Fine on the females not so fine on the fellas.

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 310d (4 replies)

Using females. Oof

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 309d (2 replies)

If he used males instead of fellas it would have been fine.

If your going to use female you gotta use male. Else it's just weird.

BigPotato@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 309d (1 reply)

Fine, females, fine, fellas. Alliteration, my dude? "Wonderful on women, worse on... Whitey?" "Great for girls (er...), garish on guys" "Mejor para mujeres, es peor para papas"

Yeah, there's better ways to do it but it's more effort than anyone should put in to a shit post.

JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d

Seriously. People are in the wrong sub if they want to be pedanticly PC.

altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 310d

Fella fails.