Imagine being this cool

The story:

https://wsvn.com/news/local/florida/florida-woman-wins-mortal-kombat-tournament-while-holding-newborn-daughter/

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49 Comments

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 141 pts · 293d (3 replies)

"When you were a baby, Mommy was ripping out people's spines while breastfeeding you."

"...I can respect that."

"You'd better, honey."

The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 78 pts · 293d

The husband was one of her victims in the tournament too, so everyone in the house should be wary of crossing her.

damnedfurry@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 293d (1 reply)

It looks like she was playing in these events all throughout her pregancy, including a win at 7 months.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 293d

BRB

ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 107 pts · 293d

"I'm still recovering from a brutal c-section that almost resulted in a rupture (but went well because my surgeons are goated). Glad that I left the house and it gave us a small idea of how to gauge bringing our daughter to tournaments and travel. She was actually chill."

Feels like every "make me a sandwich" asshole [G]amer on earth just got humbled.

I know it's "just a local" but as someone with a history in (very technical & skill-based) competitive gaming during my youth: mad respect

Klear@quokk.au · 83 pts · 293d (1 reply)

Babality!

Fandangalo@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 293d
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 71 pts · 293d (3 replies)

When the baby is that small, it's the perfect time to do stuff like this. You have to be "on call" if they need you, but they spend 90% of the time sleeping. So just hold them or have them strapped to you and do your thing!

I got caught up on so many shows during the first few days when my daughter was still nocturnal, and I know my wife beat a few games she had on the back burner.

The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 21 pts · 293d

Same. I played FPS games and caught up on my streaming backlog while my first slept on me. I didn't imagine that I'd be able to do stuff like that.

Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 293d (1 reply)

I finished Netflix during night feeds for the first 6 months of my son's life.

TwentySeven@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 293d

You finished Netflix? Impressive.

damnedfurry@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 293d (6 replies)

Credit where credit's due, but it seems like great pains have been taken to hide the fact that this was a tournament of 4 players.

Looks like she also had a 1st place finish in this tournament, which had over triple the entrants (14), and she did it while 7 months pregnant—that's much more impressive, imo.

sausager@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 293d (4 replies)

As someone who is sitting next to his newborn who he just brought home yesterday - the fact she did literally anything besides sleep is much more impressive

Edit: grammar. I'm so tired

The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 10 pts · 293d (3 replies)

Huge congrats! Hang in there - everything gets easier soon.

RustySharp@programming.dev · 15 pts · 293d (2 replies)

soon

Could you please be more specific? It's been 13 years. Maybe in another year?

ook@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 293d
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The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 5 pts · 293d

Next week for sure.

RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 293d

Classic Dexerto, making a headline that gives a wildly inaccurate impression of reality.

The headline made it seem like she won a tournament on the likes of EVO, not some small local tournament that could have just been among family members. Its cool she did this, but the author is REALLY trying hard to live up to their name (Virgina Glaze ).

kamen@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 293d (1 reply)

That's kind of the total opposite of the typical "Florida man" scenario.

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 293d

Because Florida Man is such a shambles Florida Woman must shine extra brightly

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 293d (4 replies)

$28!?!

damnedfurry@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 293d

It was a 4-person tournament, what kind of prize pool do you think that's going to have? lol

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 293d

Florida...uh...Florida's not doing so well

GargleBlaster@feddit.org · 13 pts · 293d (1 reply)

And that's with a $50 entering fee

Rooster326@programming.dev · 3 pts · 293d

So whoever put on the contest made $50 * 4 = 200 - 28 $172‽

Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 293d

The player worked her way through a four-person bracket ...

So, she beat.. 2 people?

Still.. Noyce.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 17 pts · 293d

Ended every match with a Babality.

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 293d (1 reply)

Queue the Finnish hymn.

voodooattack@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 293d

fartographer@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 293d (3 replies)

Of course she won; she had a literal second set of hands to help her. It's the same reason that Goro is the best character in MK. I obviously never win when I play as Goro, but that's because everyone else is cheaters.
/s

al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 293d (2 replies)

She was just feeding the baby it wasn't cheating!

fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 293d (1 reply)

To what????

al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 293d

babality! Finish him!

DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 7 pts · 293d

Very well, I am currently imagining it.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 293d

There are florda women too? How progressive.

CamelCityCalamity@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 293d (2 replies)

Thus proving that Mortal Kombat is an easy game made for babies.

ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 293d (1 reply)
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Konstant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 293d
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popcornpizza@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 293d
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drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 293d

Of it was League of legends that baby would be done.

humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 293d

These games always seem like random button mashing, ftw to me. Unfair advantage to be 2 player :P

1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 293d

damm

radiouser@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 293d

Kick fucking ass. Literally.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 293d

Florida is trully not for the weak.

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 293d

I feel like there is. "Your mama" joke in there somewhere

Well done!

SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 285d

Goddamn I bet that baby is well-fed

DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 293d
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SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 289d

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 293d (6 replies)

She's just enjoying the last bit of joy before that child sucks all it out of her life.

dan1101@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 293d (5 replies)

Kids are annoying and trying at times, but until you have your own kid it's impossible to understand how rewarding they can be.

acosmichippo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 293d

unless you're in the 10% of parents who regret having children.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 293d (3 replies)

That's not true.

I grew up in a huge family and did a ton of parenting without my consent. I know exactly what it's like.

dan1101@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 293d (2 replies)

Being forced to parent siblings and parenting your own child are very different things. Even if you don't choose to have a child, they are your own flesh and blood and that makes a big difference.

homoludens@feddit.org · 4 pts · 293d

AFAIK it's not so much "flesh and blood", but more about accepting the responsibility of being a parent.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 293d
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