You use less toilet paper after shitting if poop isnt caught in your ass hair. It happens to the hairer people though diet can mitigate it.
Anal is a lot less fun if hair in a sensitive area is getting tugged on or pulled out. Friction is not your friend when a penis (or other object) is going into an orifice.
warning: you may not want to read this, it's an epic and old reddit copypasta from a magazine about uh, nair-ing the hair off your starfish. it's profanely hilarious.
i've shaved my butthole and let it fully grow back many times, and i've never felt prickly down there. weird i'm not experiencing the discomfort that most people who shave their butthole do.
I've actually thought about this before - more people should shave/trim their butt hair (at least the hair around your hole). It just makes the whole experience better. And then ideally get a bidet.
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KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 130 pts · 287d
Imagine wiping peanut butter off of a tile floor vs. wiping it out of a shag carpet.
SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 51 pts · 287d
Now imagine pressure washing it.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 287d
Now imagine just leaving it alone like nature intended.
fan0m@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 287d
Well then you can have all of my dingleberries. I don’t want them
Mac@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 287d
No dingleberries if you're shaven...
Denjin@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 287d
Exactly! Just like we do with preventable illnesses and poor eyesight.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 286d
I didn't say it was a good idea. I just said imagine it.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 286d
Let it drip-dry then pick off the larger chunks with your fingernails
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 286d
It's like cast iron. At some point you build up a nice protective seasoning. You're gonna wanna keep that.
HereIAm@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 286d
My dogs love peanut butter!
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 287d
That's a whole 'nother section of the internet. 😶🌫️
stinky@redlemmy.com · 1 pts · 285d
hole*
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 287d
No one thinks about the stubble though. One you shave it you gotta commit.
Imagine wiping peanut butter out of shag carpet vs astroturf.
fodor@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 287d
I think if you tried it you'd find out that you're wrong. The stubble is not a major issue ... is what you might realize.
ReiRose@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 287d
I think the Sam Vimes theory of socioeconomic unfairness can be applied here. If you can afford the electrolysis you never have to shave again and save on TP forever
BluesF@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 287d
Believe me, the cost of electrolysis is NOT the money. Keep that torture device away from my nethers, tyvm.
ChadMcTruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 287d
is shag carpet rated toilet paper more expensive
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 22 pts · 287d
No, but you sure need more of it.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 287d
"Oh yeah, baby!"
🤷🏼♂️
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 286d
I'm learning that some have smooth assholes and not wrinkly ones like I do
stinky@redlemmy.com · 2 pts · 285d
mine is like a latex balloon, it makes windshield wiper noises during sex
phdepressed@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 287d
You use less toilet paper after shitting if poop isnt caught in your ass hair. It happens to the hairer people though diet can mitigate it.
Anal is a lot less fun if hair in a sensitive area is getting tugged on or pulled out. Friction is not your friend when a penis (or other object) is going into an orifice.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 287d
I got this, just let me grab the duct tape. Now, deep breath...
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 287d
If you're using that tape for duct work, you're gonna have a bad time. 🤌🏼
miked@piefed.social · 3 pts · 287d
Thank you. I didn't know the second part but it makes sense.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 287d
Thankyou for doing the research.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 287d
Shaving? Just use nair.
warning: you may not want to read this, it's an epic and old reddit copypasta from a magazine about uh, nair-ing the hair off your starfish. it's profanely hilarious.
you were warned.
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 285d
Goddamn the warning wasn't misplaced x'D
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 285d
there are some things you can't unknow. but at least you were warned
toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 21 pts · 287d
Who wants a hairy chocolate starfish? Not I.
ReiRose@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 287d
Rusty Sheriff's star
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 287d
it just gives you poops a bit more fwoosh
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 13 pts · 287d
Nothing, that's why I epilate my butteye.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 287d
I don't like those words and how you did them
DisguisedJoker@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 285d
Do you have an epilator for your anus and another for other areas or one device for both?
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 285d
Yes
No
Prefer not to say
saltesc@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 287d
Shave?
That sounds incredibly sketchy. Just use wax strips.
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 287d
A lighter will make quick work of it too
chaogomu@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 287d
Just don't pass gas.
Remember kids, if you want to light a fart, do it through your pants.
I knew a guy who did not. He had burns inside his large intestine.
waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 287d
It helps if you don't stick the lighter up your ass
chaogomu@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 287d
Do you have a backflow regulator on your asshole? My friend didn't.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 287d
Obviously. Your friend must be an older model. They come standard now.
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 287d
That's the entire reason for lighting farts on fire.
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 287d
Sand paper too.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 287d
Thermonuclear weapons will also get the job done. Or Nair.
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 287d
Workplace bathrooms never allow you to choose the appropriate grit though, unfortunate.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d
Tim is always hogging the fine stuff to jerk off with
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 287d
Wax strips? That sounds messy. Just get an epilator.
Wren@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 287d
Epilator? That sounds messy. Just laser your crack bush.
ReiRose@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
caramel
(Creal movie, terrible commercial, questionable hair removal technique)
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 285d
Or vindaloo.
Socialism_Everyday@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 287d
Order a bidet attachment for your toilet, wash your fucking ass!
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 286d
Definitely my best Covid lockdown decision.
etherphon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 287d
all good til it starts to grow back
village604@adultswim.fan · 8 pts · 287d
You just gotta keep up with it. There will be initial irritation as your skin adjusts to being shaved, but after a week or so it's a non issue.
etherphon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 287d
Yeah, I'm just saying, you have to keep doing it otherwise when the hair grows back it's prickly as hell.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 286d
Too much commitment for me dawg
etherphon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 286d
likewise xD
HatchetHaro@pawb.social · 4 pts · 287d
i've shaved my butthole and let it fully grow back many times, and i've never felt prickly down there. weird i'm not experiencing the discomfort that most people who shave their butthole do.
etherphon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 287d
truly blessed haha, I suppose like everywhere else people have different gauges of hair down there, some more coarse and some more fine.
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com · 9 pts · 287d
Followed to save more money tips!
HatchetHaro@pawb.social · 9 pts · 287d
have you considered just washing your ass?
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 287d
don't be silly now
ReiRose@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
O o O o O o O o O
OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 8 pts · 286d
I've actually thought about this before - more people should shave/trim their butt hair (at least the hair around your hole). It just makes the whole experience better. And then ideally get a bidet.
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 286d
You have no idea how dense it is down there. We do not go down there.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 285d
Not without men with machetes.
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 284d
Not since the incident.
desmosthenes@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 287d
water.
notsure@fedia.io · 3 pts · 287d
...oh, you...
Reygle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 286d
Genuine quesiton: People who trim their bum hair are just okay with the chafing?
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 286d
For some of us it chaffed more with hair.
Reygle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 286d
I know you can't see me but I'm pressing "x" to doubt
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 286d
I mean, if you want my previously itchy butt you're welcome to it.
Reygle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 286d
Wait- are you? Let's see what your mama gave you if you're offering, lol
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 285d
Bidets are like 50 bucks.
Seems like much less effort compared to shaving your butthole and having it prickly all the time.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 287d
I think we've all been there.
stinky@redlemmy.com · 1 pts · 285d
Minimize mess:
derry@midwest.social · 1 pts · 286d
Marked the thread to read later, while pooping