Accuracy

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Asafum@feddit.nl · 74 pts · 300d (10 replies)

What an incredibly uncomfortable sculpture lol

Jesus looks super rapey and Kirk looks like he wants no part of what's happening.

Sorry Kirk, but as a religious person I'm sure you know the Lord is inside of you whether you want him or not.

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 300d
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 300d

I am pretty high and just looked at the pic before reading the text, and I thought that was supposed to be Obi Wan and Qui Gon Jin at first.

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d

That is because he is Maga Jesus who is known for his rapey vibes.

"Rape one another as I have raped you"

theneverfox@pawb.social · 4 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Alternatively, Jesus is holding him still, anticipating getting shot in the hand to make sure it doesn't miss

Asafum@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 299d

The last words he heard were "God works in mysterious ways, bitch."

jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 299d

I also love how this (is it ai slop?) only works of Kirk's right shoulder doesn't exist as well. So he's a bust but Jesus has arms? O wait, why isnt this crab jesus?

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d

Maybe that's why they tend to be so rapey

RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d

This is a sculpture of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker having a gay embrace of love

0ops@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 300d

Not to humanize Charles, but Fuck off Jesus

LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d

He is like not now Jesus. Must have been the second of the shot.

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 61 pts · 300d

Jesus looks like an extra for the GEICO caveman commercials, and Kirk's face is 10 sizes too big for that head.

dwemthy@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Missed opportunity to make a fountain

BuckWylde@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 299d

A sacramental wine fountain

SillySausage@lemmynsfw.com · 24 pts · 300d (4 replies)

Why is Jared Leto hugging him?

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Because it's Morbius Time

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 300d

JC Hammer & Nail Time

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 299d

That's Charles Manson

S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 299d

Looking at the server you come from I bet you do know...

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 299d

Super cringy cult behavior.

ch00f@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 300d (2 replies)

If we're depicting Jesus with his crucifixion scars, why doesn't Kirk have any scars? Bro, do u even martyr?

Horsecook@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 300d (1 reply)
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too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 300d

Rabbi Yeshua

Greasy Josh

FTFY

BC_viper@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 300d

I hope someone pisses on it everyday. And puts bird feed on it so they will shit on it

fox2263@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Jesus touching him more than his wife

meco03211@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 300d

Not as much as she touchin Vance.

elbiter@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 300d (2 replies)

Why is Jesus a white guy?

Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 299d

Because that's MAGA Jesus (picture bearded Hitler in a toga).

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 299d

Yes, why is she white?

YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 300d (2 replies)

I don't like grave dancing. I kept silent when Kirk was killed out of respect for his family. I kept quiet yesterday out of respect for the Cheney family. But when they pull this shit, the gloves are off.

First of all, although the first response was brilliant, it should have been, "Jesus tried to stop the BLEEDING, but forgot there was a hole in his hand." It evokes better visuals, plus you could modify the statue to better represent his final moments.

Eh, I had another one, but I think I need to workshop it a bit before it's ready for prime-time. It's about how a future generation might interpret this statue. There's potential there, I think.

That's all I have for now. I'll be back to mock this right-wing glurge further if I think of anything else.

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Kirk is one thing. He was a giant asshole, but he believed what he preached. And no child deserves to grow up without their father. In that respect, I have some sympathy for the family.

Cheney was just another level of awful, horrible person. He believed in nothing but furthering his own goals, eg power and money. He plundered and raped the Middle East for personal gain and knowingly lied about every pretense. And his family are all old enough to know he was a terrible person. Fuck 'em.

To quote a great man, "I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

theneverfox@pawb.social · 2 pts · 299d

Kirk was a grifter, he didn't believe in shit. Neither does his wife, who live tweeted her grieving process and immediately set her sights on JD Vance to move up in the world

He died to what he stood for - political violence

His kids don't deserve any of this, but my compassion is busy with kids who are being held at gunpoint or missing meals

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Is this real?

Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 9 pts · 300d

Why are they being so touchy-feely?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Damn, Jesus is griiiinding that dick in there. Takes me back to over the clothes stuff in high school, sheesh, simmer down, Lord.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 299d

Now we know why EriKa KirK got herself upholstered for JD.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 6 pts · 300d

Of course I read how the complete right wing reacted to the murder.

But yesterday was the first time I listened to a few select clips fom some speeches praising & mourning him.

It was something else entirely.

They sounded what this statue looks like: an amateur imitation of something that happened 100 years ago. MAGA Neoclassicism.

BTW history does not claim martyrdom for John F Kennedy, a very similar case, except the victim was actually a decent person.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d (4 replies)

Someone needs to write a letter to the pope about this I know he doesn’t support Kirk’s ideology

Horsecook@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 300d (3 replies)
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Formfiller@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 300d (2 replies)

Wasn’t it Ave Maria? It’s listed as a catholic university. I know the pope has been condemning the treatment of immigrants by the United States

Horsecook@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 300d (1 reply)
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Formfiller@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d

Interesting on brand for Florida for sure

1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 299d

this is funny as fuck.

Almacca@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 300d

I love how it has as much attention to detail as everything else coming from these fuckwits.

fox2263@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 300d

His facial proportions are all wrong. Needs to be at least 90%

pyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d

... and you thought Mikey's David was a gay sculpture

multifariace@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d

Kinda reminds me of my dads.

VeryVito@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 300d
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rekabis@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 299d

My goodness, I do love multi-layered jokes.

DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d

I thought Jesus got nailed through the wrists?

GR4CELESS@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 299d (5 replies)

"Nailed it" flying under the radar here apparently 🤣

chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 299d

Nah, we got it.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d
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titanicx@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 299d (2 replies)

Just trying to hammer the point home

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d (1 reply)

Don't get cross.

titanicx@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 299d

I may suffer the children, but I won't suffer this conversation any longer.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d

Audible fwoomp