I also love how this (is it ai slop?) only works of Kirk's right shoulder doesn't exist as well. So he's a bust but Jesus has arms? O wait, why isnt this crab jesus?
I don't like grave dancing. I kept silent when Kirk was killed out of respect for his family. I kept quiet yesterday out of respect for the Cheney family. But when they pull this shit, the gloves are off.
First of all, although the first response was brilliant, it should have been, "Jesus tried to stop the BLEEDING, but forgot there was a hole in his hand." It evokes better visuals, plus you could modify the statue to better represent his final moments.
Eh, I had another one, but I think I need to workshop it a bit before it's ready for prime-time. It's about how a future generation might interpret this statue. There's potential there, I think.
That's all I have for now. I'll be back to mock this right-wing glurge further if I think of anything else.
Kirk is one thing. He was a giant asshole, but he believed what he preached. And no child deserves to grow up without their father. In that respect, I have some sympathy for the family.
Cheney was just another level of awful, horrible person. He believed in nothing but furthering his own goals, eg power and money. He plundered and raped the Middle East for personal gain and knowingly lied about every pretense. And his family are all old enough to know he was a terrible person. Fuck 'em.
To quote a great man, "I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."
Kirk was a grifter, he didn't believe in shit. Neither does his wife, who live tweeted her grieving process and immediately set her sights on JD Vance to move up in the world
He died to what he stood for - political violence
His kids don't deserve any of this, but my compassion is busy with kids who are being held at gunpoint or missing meals
52 Comments
Asafum@feddit.nl · 74 pts · 300d
What an incredibly uncomfortable sculpture lol
Jesus looks super rapey and Kirk looks like he wants no part of what's happening.
Sorry Kirk, but as a religious person I'm sure you know the Lord is inside of you whether you want him or not.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 300d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 300d
I am pretty high and just looked at the pic before reading the text, and I thought that was supposed to be Obi Wan and Qui Gon Jin at first.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d
That is because he is Maga Jesus who is known for his rapey vibes.
"Rape one another as I have raped you"
theneverfox@pawb.social · 4 pts · 299d
Alternatively, Jesus is holding him still, anticipating getting shot in the hand to make sure it doesn't miss
Asafum@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 299d
The last words he heard were "God works in mysterious ways, bitch."
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 299d
I also love how this (is it ai slop?) only works of Kirk's right shoulder doesn't exist as well. So he's a bust but Jesus has arms? O wait, why isnt this crab jesus?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
Maybe that's why they tend to be so rapey
RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
This is a sculpture of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker having a gay embrace of love
0ops@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 300d
Not to humanize Charles, but Fuck off Jesus
LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
He is like not now Jesus. Must have been the second of the shot.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 61 pts · 300d
Jesus looks like an extra for the GEICO caveman commercials, and Kirk's face is 10 sizes too big for that head.
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 300d
Missed opportunity to make a fountain
BuckWylde@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 299d
A sacramental wine fountain
SillySausage@lemmynsfw.com · 24 pts · 300d
Why is Jared Leto hugging him?
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 300d
Because it's Morbius Time
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 300d
JC Hammer & Nail Time
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 299d
That's Charles Manson
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 299d
Looking at the server you come from I bet you do know...
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 299d
Super cringy cult behavior.
ch00f@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 300d
If we're depicting Jesus with his crucifixion scars, why doesn't Kirk have any scars? Bro, do u even martyr?
Horsecook@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 300d
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 300d
FTFY
BC_viper@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 300d
I hope someone pisses on it everyday. And puts bird feed on it so they will shit on it
fox2263@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 300d
Jesus touching him more than his wife
meco03211@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 300d
Not as much as she touchin Vance.
elbiter@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 300d
Why is Jesus a white guy?
Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 299d
Because that's MAGA Jesus (picture bearded Hitler in a toga).
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 299d
Yes, why is she white?
YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 300d
I don't like grave dancing. I kept silent when Kirk was killed out of respect for his family. I kept quiet yesterday out of respect for the Cheney family. But when they pull this shit, the gloves are off.
First of all, although the first response was brilliant, it should have been, "Jesus tried to stop the BLEEDING, but forgot there was a hole in his hand." It evokes better visuals, plus you could modify the statue to better represent his final moments.
Eh, I had another one, but I think I need to workshop it a bit before it's ready for prime-time. It's about how a future generation might interpret this statue. There's potential there, I think.
That's all I have for now. I'll be back to mock this right-wing glurge further if I think of anything else.
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 300d
Kirk is one thing. He was a giant asshole, but he believed what he preached. And no child deserves to grow up without their father. In that respect, I have some sympathy for the family.
Cheney was just another level of awful, horrible person. He believed in nothing but furthering his own goals, eg power and money. He plundered and raped the Middle East for personal gain and knowingly lied about every pretense. And his family are all old enough to know he was a terrible person. Fuck 'em.
To quote a great man, "I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."
theneverfox@pawb.social · 2 pts · 299d
Kirk was a grifter, he didn't believe in shit. Neither does his wife, who live tweeted her grieving process and immediately set her sights on JD Vance to move up in the world
He died to what he stood for - political violence
His kids don't deserve any of this, but my compassion is busy with kids who are being held at gunpoint or missing meals
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 300d
Is this real?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 299d
Unfortunately it seems so.
https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/266925/sculpture-of-jesus-and-charlie-kirk-to-be-installed-at-ave-maria-university
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 9 pts · 300d
Why are they being so touchy-feely?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 299d
Damn, Jesus is griiiinding that dick in there. Takes me back to over the clothes stuff in high school, sheesh, simmer down, Lord.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 299d
Now we know why EriKa KirK got herself upholstered for JD.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 6 pts · 300d
Of course I read how the complete right wing reacted to the murder.
But yesterday was the first time I listened to a few select clips fom some speeches praising & mourning him.
It was something else entirely.
They sounded what this statue looks like: an amateur imitation of something that happened 100 years ago. MAGA Neoclassicism.
BTW history does not claim martyrdom for John F Kennedy, a very similar case, except the victim was actually a decent person.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d
Someone needs to write a letter to the pope about this I know he doesn’t support Kirk’s ideology
Horsecook@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 300d
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 300d
Wasn’t it Ave Maria? It’s listed as a catholic university. I know the pope has been condemning the treatment of immigrants by the United States
Horsecook@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 300d
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d
Interesting on brand for Florida for sure
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 299d
this is funny as fuck.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 300d
I love how it has as much attention to detail as everything else coming from these fuckwits.
fox2263@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 300d
His facial proportions are all wrong. Needs to be at least 90%
pyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
... and you thought Mikey's David was a gay sculpture
multifariace@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 299d
Kinda reminds me of my dads.
VeryVito@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 300d
rekabis@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 299d
My goodness, I do love multi-layered jokes.
DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d
I thought Jesus got nailed through the wrists?
GR4CELESS@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 299d
"Nailed it" flying under the radar here apparently 🤣
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 299d
Nah, we got it.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 299d
Just trying to hammer the point home
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d
Don't get cross.
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 299d
I may suffer the children, but I won't suffer this conversation any longer.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d
Audible fwoomp