The billionaires already took all but one. You can fight over the last cookie with the other poors. But they told you, you belong to the master race, so you're OK with that.
Okay, first of all, how dare you, and second, aaaaargh, I guess A, B, H, and P? I can mix P and H and get a sort of E, and I can mix A and P and get a sort of G, but AAAAAh no L? No D? Waaaaaaah!! And I'm going to double cry over no F.
Also, who calls I churro instead of snickerdoodle? And who puts the letter for the cookie so near the name for the cookie above it so the whole thing gets read weirdly?
Assuming the description is incomplete and they're oatmeal raisin. Because I see raisins.
I know some people hate oatmeal (raisin) cookies, so lemme drop some sweet truth on you. Replace the raisins with butterscotch chips. "Oatmeal Scotchies" are vastly superior to chocolate chip cookies!
Fluffernutter is peanut butter and "marshmallow fluff," basically spreadable marshmallow in a jar. Traditionally it is presented in sandwich form, not cookie.
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thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 288d
I'm gonna get hate for this, but I'm actually a fan of raisins and I'm slightly annoyed that the oatmeal cookie doesn't have any raisins in it.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 288d
I've reported you to the ICC for crimes against humanity.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 288d
Me too. I’m hoping the trail mix one does
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 288d
I love raisins, but I only if the raisin is kind of the whole point. Chocolate/Yogurt covered.
Things with raisins on the side have just enough texture weirdness that I tend to vomit. Stupid mouth
blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 288d
A, A, A, and A
whelk@retrolemmy.com · 3 pts · 288d
It's a classic for a reason
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 288d
F, P, I, K
No snickerdoodle or peanut butter, shame
yakko@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 288d
Come over to my place, let's make that shit happen
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 288d
So that's what those wands are for! Mixing cookie dough. No wonder the motors are so strong
RaoulDuke85@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 288d
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 288d
E: Am I a joke to you?
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 288d
I just want plain peanut butter, I am not a huge fan of chocolate cookies.
janus2@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 288d
since these are cookies that means we're in the United States, so I can brandish a gun and take well more than 4 of them 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 288d
This lemmy Americans.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d
The billionaires already took all but one. You can fight over the last cookie with the other poors. But they told you, you belong to the master race, so you're OK with that.
janus2@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 288d
half of my countrymen really believe that last part 🤦♀️
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 288d
Okay, first of all, how dare you, and second, aaaaargh, I guess A, B, H, and P? I can mix P and H and get a sort of E, and I can mix A and P and get a sort of G, but AAAAAh no L? No D? Waaaaaaah!! And I'm going to double cry over no F.
Also, who calls I churro instead of snickerdoodle? And who puts the letter for the cookie so near the name for the cookie above it so the whole thing gets read weirdly?
leavemealone@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 288d
I will have four chocolate chip cookies, thank you.
cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 288d
DDDD.
Assuming the description is incomplete and they're oatmeal raisin. Because I see raisins.
I know some people hate oatmeal (raisin) cookies, so lemme drop some sweet truth on you. Replace the raisins with butterscotch chips. "Oatmeal Scotchies" are vastly superior to chocolate chip cookies!
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 288d
Indeed.
banshee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
This sounds dangerous!
robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 288d
Oatmeal times 4
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 1 pts · 288d
I was gonna say the same thing lol
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 288d
I dont even know what a banoffe pie or fluffernutter is but i want to try both of them. Then after ill go for mint oreo and churro
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 287d
Fluffernutter is peanut butter and "marshmallow fluff," basically spreadable marshmallow in a jar. Traditionally it is presented in sandwich form, not cookie.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 288d
Sweet potato pie (is this even a cookie?), Churro (whats that) and macadamia nut.
Mac@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 288d
No snickerdoodle???
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 288d
Three chocolate chip and one oatmeal!
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 288d
Outside the box thinking I approve
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 287d
Which, btw, I had to get some and enjoy them because of this lol
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 288d
Just the oatmeal cookies for me thanks. Y'all can have all the rest.
Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d
SHIT, because I'm childish
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d
No snickerdoodle?
Cort@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
Churro is basically the same flavor.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 288d
A, B, E, and H.
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 288d
Love chocolate?
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 288d
I do, but honestly a lot of the rest strike me as a bit gimmicky.
ICCrawler@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d
Where's the thin mint? WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN THIN MINT?! WHERE IS IT?!
putitoutwithyourbootsted@piefed.social · 2 pts · 288d
Nutella Swirl looks nice, Galaxy Brownie, the blueberry one, and prob the banaoffee
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 288d
Where the fuck is peanut butter or molasses!
blarghly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 288d
A - don't mess with success
B - I mean, cmon - cream cheese frosting bits mixed in?
E or F - seem equally good. All about it.
I - for science!
G, J, and the last two rows feel too experimental.
I surreptitiously knock L into the trash as I walk out the door.
mech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 288d
A,B,D,E
You may disagree, but then you'd be wrong.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
I'm a sucker for snickerdoodles so probably 4 churros
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 287d
You work for Big Cookie.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 288d
ADFP
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 287d
OMG,A?
MourningDove@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 287d
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 287d
It is indeed a controversial meme
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
ASDF
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 287d
Is this from bakdcookies.ca ? Most of those seem to be on that menu.
MIDItheKID@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
I really thought Banofee Pie was a onion ring for a minute and I was like "Hell yeah, onion rings are my favorite cookie"
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 287d
If it was sea salt caramel chocolate chip, then A would be my number one choice.
Otherwise, from this list, it would probably be D, K, F, A. Though that list isn't solid or stable.
paraplu@piefed.social · 1 pts · 287d
Always oatmeal raisin. A lot of the other options you present seem too sweet without introducing any more complex flavors or new textures.
apftwb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 288d
AFTN
Atlas_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
A,F
verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 288d
Choc chip, choc chip, Sweet potato and gingerbread seem like the safest choices. Don't cookie my churro, churros are fried.
AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 287d
A C H K
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 288d
B,D,E,L
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 288d
G, A, I, in that order!
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 288d
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 287d
ABDF
Red velvet is probably the sweetest cookie there that I would care to eat. The rest feel overwhelmingly sugar loaded.