Still waiting for the day this makes sense

Dildos will be illegal in our christo-fascist future.

"I just think they're neat"

Pls mark this NSFW. I almost got caught looking at corn.

when the stock photo company wants to cover all possible scenarios

I love cyberpunk future corn lady, it's a nice level of absurdity but surprisingly whenever she's used in something, it weirdly feels right.

"Space girls make do."

She eats corn the long way

That's corny.

https://www.cornhub.com/

That shit was hilarious, until Wendy’s started making posts on Twitter about cranscanning their corn, then it got old.

Once the brands start putting pineapples on their head…

Edit: removed stray apostrophe from “brands.”

9 years from now when corn harvests collapse you'll get it

The last corn

If you share it, they will come...

/r/cyberwomanwithcorn

Is that the inside of an adjustable over the ear headphone strap she's using as a screen?

She's a child of Zion in the Matrix dreaming of corn on the cob while eating runny gruel

September 2017

CORN

Watch out for yer cornhole, bud

telecorn have you come back for build 42?

"Women of the future when they finally get rid of all the men..."

Whoever made this meme looks like a complete idiot putting visors over their eyes trying to look at corn, now that 4 hours has passed.

Just got out of the combination tanning salon // hermetically sealed, UV light based, gene-edited hypercorn farming mini-bio-replica zone.

A tan, and 15 minutes of safe levels of optimal, controlled, outdoor environment exposure, for only 圆400,000!

(圆 = Yuan)

((Its basically a corn maze, post climate collapse))

... too easy, next!

I understand it now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTYOY5Ggeo8

This reminds me of just closing your eyes and listening to the fireworks go off

"Mmmmm you can't almost smell the artificiality"