While I completely believe such people exist, such complete horror stories have to be fairly rare, and I'm inclined to agree. Þe steroid comment put it over þe top; þe "stay home & watch þe kids while I go out w/ þe boys" was icing. It's just too perfectly ragebait.
Theoretically it could also be them posting a copied screenshot taken by the person who originally wrote this but that seems unlikely. They probably did just post this themself.
But in that picture the “you” picture is the same as the blurred out one from the poster? Idk I haven’t used Facebook dating but that doesn’t seem right lol
I mean your name is Bones Of The Moon and obviously that only has one meaning: moon boners. So you're a moon dude. Well, multiple moon dudes... It's just basic science.
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schwim@piefed.zip · 124 pts · 289d
The poster of the ragebait is the same person taking the screenshot. This is just fantasy fiction shit designed solely to post in their echo chambers.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 289d
Can this be bumped up?
Substance_P@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 289d
Juiced up?
50MYT@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 289d
As much as I want to pull the pitch forks... I don't think it is.
Someone sent me the un cropped one a few days ago.
This isn't me in the post either.
Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 289d
I feel like he wouldn't like a jacked up muscle mommy on steroids tho
Sxan@piefed.zip · -1 pts · 289d
While I completely believe such people exist, such complete horror stories have to be fairly rare, and I'm inclined to agree. Þe steroid comment put it over þe top; þe "stay home & watch þe kids while I go out w/ þe boys" was icing. It's just too perfectly ragebait.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 48 pts · 289d
…wait did you post this about yourself?
FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 55 pts · 289d
Content creator!
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 289d
Unless im misreading this lol but it looks like it to me
HumanPerson@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 289d
Theoretically it could also be them posting a copied screenshot taken by the person who originally wrote this but that seems unlikely. They probably did just post this themself.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 289d
No. I saw the post in another group that was making fun of him so I shared it here.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 289d
Ooh, good catch.
Maeve@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 289d
I think she joined to spy?
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 289d
But in that picture the “you” picture is the same as the blurred out one from the poster? Idk I haven’t used Facebook dating but that doesn’t seem right lol
Maeve@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 289d
Ah yeah I didn't blow up the thumbnail. 😬
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 289d
No, this was a screenshot in another group I'm in that was posted today. I'm not in the group.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 289d
But whoever originally took the picture is the person that posted the weird ad right? Or is that not what that means on Facebook dating?
quokka1@mastodon.au · 16 pts · 289d
@BonesOfTheMoon must have been fighting them off with a stick
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 289d
I'm horrified to find everyone thinks this is me. I'm also sad that Lemmy thinks I'm a boy.
Asafum@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 289d
I mean your name is Bones Of The Moon and obviously that only has one meaning: moon boners. So you're a moon dude. Well, multiple moon dudes... It's just basic science.
:P
Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 289d
On the internet, everyone thinks you are a white man until proven otherwise
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 1 pts · 289d
In the fediverse, your pronouns are fae/faer until proven otherwise
FireWire400@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 289d
Are those real words?
No needles, apart from steroids. Just as God intended.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 289d
For people stuck with that obvious level of (dis-)intelligence? I'd say yes.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 289d
Wow. Just wow.
I'd love to know what this person looks like.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 16 pts · 289d
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 9 pts · 289d
The ad doesn’t say “should look like Ivanka”, but then, it doesn’t say “must not look like Ivanka”, either. Hmmm.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 289d
Euww.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 2 pts · 289d
Well, I’d guess they’re at least in their 30s…
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 4 pts · 289d
A true romantic! 🥰
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 289d
None of those legitimate medicinal uses, like assisting your lungs against infection/irritant, or any of that weak shit. I guess.
Edit: oh this is fake shit posted by the person taking the screenshot. Who is an idiot. Shame on OP
FaceDeer@fedia.io · 2 pts · 289d
At least he's honest?