What a catch.

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schwim@piefed.zip · 124 pts · 289d (5 replies)

The poster of the ragebait is the same person taking the screenshot. This is just fantasy fiction shit designed solely to post in their echo chambers.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 289d (1 reply)

Can this be bumped up?

Substance_P@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 289d

Juiced up?

50MYT@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 289d

As much as I want to pull the pitch forks... I don't think it is.

Someone sent me the un cropped one a few days ago.

This isn't me in the post either.

Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 289d

I feel like he wouldn't like a jacked up muscle mommy on steroids tho

Sxan@piefed.zip · -1 pts · 289d

While I completely believe such people exist, such complete horror stories have to be fairly rare, and I'm inclined to agree. Þe steroid comment put it over þe top; þe "stay home & watch þe kids while I go out w/ þe boys" was icing. It's just too perfectly ragebait.

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 48 pts · 289d (10 replies)

…wait did you post this about yourself?

FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 55 pts · 289d (4 replies)

Content creator!

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 289d

Unless im misreading this lol but it looks like it to me

HumanPerson@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 289d (1 reply)

Theoretically it could also be them posting a copied screenshot taken by the person who originally wrote this but that seems unlikely. They probably did just post this themself.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 289d

No. I saw the post in another group that was making fun of him so I shared it here.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 289d

Ooh, good catch.

Maeve@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 289d (4 replies)

I think she joined to spy?

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 289d (3 replies)

But in that picture the “you” picture is the same as the blurred out one from the poster? Idk I haven’t used Facebook dating but that doesn’t seem right lol

Maeve@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 289d

Ah yeah I didn't blow up the thumbnail. 😬

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 289d (1 reply)

No, this was a screenshot in another group I'm in that was posted today. I'm not in the group.

Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 289d

But whoever originally took the picture is the person that posted the weird ad right? Or is that not what that means on Facebook dating?

quokka1@mastodon.au · 16 pts · 289d (4 replies)

@BonesOfTheMoon must have been fighting them off with a stick

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 289d (3 replies)

I'm horrified to find everyone thinks this is me. I'm also sad that Lemmy thinks I'm a boy.

Asafum@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 289d

I mean your name is Bones Of The Moon and obviously that only has one meaning: moon boners. So you're a moon dude. Well, multiple moon dudes... It's just basic science.

:P

Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 289d (1 reply)

On the internet, everyone thinks you are a white man until proven otherwise

AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 1 pts · 289d

In the fediverse, your pronouns are fae/faer until proven otherwise

FireWire400@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 289d (1 reply)

celibate while sinale [...] watchina porn

Are those real words?

No needles, apart from steroids. Just as God intended.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 289d

Are those real words?

For people stuck with that obvious level of (dis-)intelligence? I'd say yes.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 289d (4 replies)

Wow. Just wow.

I'd love to know what this person looks like.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 16 pts · 289d (2 replies)

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 9 pts · 289d

The ad doesn’t say “should look like Ivanka”, but then, it doesn’t say “must not look like Ivanka”, either. Hmmm.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 289d

Euww.

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 2 pts · 289d

Well, I’d guess they’re at least in their 30s…

undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 4 pts · 289d

A true romantic! 🥰

Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 289d

steroids for gym use only

None of those legitimate medicinal uses, like assisting your lungs against infection/irritant, or any of that weak shit. I guess.

Edit: oh this is fake shit posted by the person taking the screenshot. Who is an idiot. Shame on OP

FaceDeer@fedia.io · 2 pts · 289d

At least he's honest?