Plenty of the posts here are absolutely rubbish. They're not shitposting at all. They're people posting on a popular community for fake internet points
This post was a good, genuine shitpost, yet people replied as though OP is bad in bed and unaware of it
Either they too are looking for imaginary internet points, or they're stupid
A shitpost is low-effort troll material meant to derail a topic. Almost anything can be a shitpost, depending on the context. It is a little ironic that a community specifically for shitposting would actually not be shitposting by posting shitposts, since shitposts are the topic. So obviously the real shitposts are the comments shittalking the post and derailing the topic.
In a sense, yeah. Not that they shouldn't be criticised, but that they shouldn't be taken seriously. Just read every post and comment as if it has a /s at the end and you'll have a more enjoyable time
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FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 121 pts · 259d
It's kinda sad how many people here have commented, apparently unaware of the fact that it's a shitposting community
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 34 pts · 259d
You mean exactly two people?
Or is this comment a shitpost?
watson@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 259d
I think we both know why that is…
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 259d
People are stupid, and lemmy is mostly used by 'Muricans, who are without a doubt, the most stupid of all
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 259d
Hey! Whoa! That's not fair! Like 65% of us CAN read above a 6th grade level.
And in person it's easy to tell who the idiots are. They wear red hats with white text.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 259d
Only because they aren't yet able to wear their white hoods publicly
Yet...
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 259d
So much edge.
If only the guy in OP tried to edge as much.
Johnmannesca@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 258d
*Anymore
No amount of hate justifies them, and anyone who dares to try will be paying civil fines for the rest of their natural life.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 258d
I premature ejaculate daily.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 258d
There are meetings for that. No special dress code, you can just come in whatever you're wearing.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 258d
Hmmm, I put things into the meetings?
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 259d
People keep saying this exact shit like 'shitpost' is synonymous with 'anything goes and shall not be criticised'
Edit: guys stop criticizing this comment this is a shitpost community
FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 259d
Not at all
Plenty of the posts here are absolutely rubbish. They're not shitposting at all. They're people posting on a popular community for fake internet points
This post was a good, genuine shitpost, yet people replied as though OP is bad in bed and unaware of it
Either they too are looking for imaginary internet points, or they're stupid
I suspect a bit of both
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 259d
someone's cranky, not getting enough fisting huh? hang in there guy, it'll get better.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 259d
A shitpost is low-effort troll material meant to derail a topic. Almost anything can be a shitpost, depending on the context. It is a little ironic that a community specifically for shitposting would actually not be shitposting by posting shitposts, since shitposts are the topic. So obviously the real shitposts are the comments shittalking the post and derailing the topic.
sukhmel@programming.dev · 1 pts · 258d
But then those comments belong here, being shitposts in shitposting community
floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 259d
In a sense, yeah. Not that they shouldn't be criticised, but that they shouldn't be taken seriously. Just read every post and comment as if it has a /s at the end and you'll have a more enjoyable time
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 259d
i mean, ragebait is shitposting
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 259d
Welcome to lemmy!
vrek@programming.dev · 2 pts · 259d
Well if that's what you want it's in the wrong hole
Sh0eb0x@sh.itjust.works · 104 pts · 259d
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 258d
*whose
minorkeys@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 258d
Why is her orgasm his responsibility but his orgasm is also his responsibility?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 259d
Do you mean Joe Biden?
kinther@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 259d
Thanks, Trumpbama
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 87 pts · 259d
Missed opportunity to talk about your "shortcuming"
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 259d
That was the pun! I prefer subtlety.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 259d
I prefer shumming
Realspecialguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
The big brows didn't get it
IntriguedIceberg@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 259d
Mickey7 vibes.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 259d
Literally just started seeing this guy pop up lately. What’s the deal with that account?
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 258d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 259d
He's a shitposter.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 259d
The funny kind or the “it’s just a joke” kind?
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 259d
The boomer humor kind
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 258d
I love how angry boomer humor makes people. It makes it so funny to me.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 259d
Is that an attempt to censor or did you just cum on the meme?
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 258d
I thought Kirsten & Tobey were wearing diamond strands. You're right. Poor attempt at cum censoring.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 258d
Why though? Cum is not a swear
Lawnmaster9000@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 258d
Yes
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 258d
Gentlemen. If you are climaxing prior to your partner that doesn't mean you're done.
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 258d
No, it's a race and the winner takes all.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 258d
But I literally just finished? And she seems weirdly pissed? And I'm sleepy. Women: you just can't please 'em!
anzo@programming.dev · 1 pts · 258d
It's like if you went to a restaurant without ordering any dessert. Fine. Next time, you can also cook at home. "Enjoy yourself".
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 259d
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 259d
Cringe censoring is cringe
SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · -17 pts · 259d
Dude's batting 0/2 and trying to shift blame... sounds like he doesn't have much of a personality either.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 259d
I mean, have you SEEN Spiderman 3? You're not wrong!
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · -21 pts · 259d
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 259d
Or how to enjoy humor
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 259d
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet....
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d
Nailed it
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 259d
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 259d
This is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 31 pts · 259d
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I've optimised my game.
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 22 pts · 259d
I'm so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
uranibaba@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 259d
https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 259d
I can do it just by touching myself.
REDACTED@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 259d
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I've decided to call this superpower "wet dreams"
Kaput@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 258d
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 258d
I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.
The lotion agenda hates this.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 259d
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 259d
Yahoooooo!
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d
Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d
do you use glitches?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
Then there's no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he's good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
It was good for me, was it good for y... Nevermind I don't care
Crazazy@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 259d
Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 258d
If I didn't know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 258d
Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
Kaput@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 258d
Well dépends, sometimes promising ''it'll be quick, won't feel a thing'', seals the deal.